The best insult you've ever heard
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blindswelledrat said:
numtumfutunch said:
stevesingo said:
Just heard my colleague refer to someone as a "Knob Jockey". It painted a picture in my mind.
That your colleague is homophobic?Jonmx said:
The photoshop van thread has been enjoying the 'throbber' insult so I thought I'd add it to this classic thread.
One of the insults in my arsenal is 'skiplicker' used for those who don't meet what I deem to be decent standards, such as washing and contributing to society.
Sorry about that. Felt dirty at the time...and not in a good way.One of the insults in my arsenal is 'skiplicker' used for those who don't meet what I deem to be decent standards, such as washing and contributing to society.
antspants said:
lord trumpton said:
Kozy said:
I just called my line manager a cock eyed knob gobbler. Does that count?
Line manager?Do you work for the highways agency or something?
Edited by straight dad on Saturday 11th March 15:51
Found this in the joke thread, but what a great insulting retort to be able to use!
I was out with my girlfriend last night who had recently divorced her husband.
He was obviously pissed off that his ex Mrs was out with someone else and shouts across the crowded room at me
"what's that secondhand fanny like?"
I replied "the first 3 inches are a bit worn but the rest is like brand new"
I was out with my girlfriend last night who had recently divorced her husband.
He was obviously pissed off that his ex Mrs was out with someone else and shouts across the crowded room at me
"what's that secondhand fanny like?"
I replied "the first 3 inches are a bit worn but the rest is like brand new"
One of the older blokes in work is pretty quiet and never bites when you wind him up and his team leader is a bit of a bully. Bloke couldn't see something from the crane and team leader said over the radio "maybe you need to go to spec savers and get your eyes checked" older bloke replied on the radio " maybe you should go see a psychiatrist and get your head checked"? The first time in 10 years of working together old bloke has ever stood up for himself or replied to one of the team leaders comments. Team leader walked off with his tail between not knowing what to say
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