The best insult you've ever heard
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In a workplace sone years ago there was a rather portly team leader chappie, not exactly popular due to his supercilious manner and brusque treatment of his minions.
He decided to go on a diet and fitness regime and after about a week one of the girls from logistics asked him if he had lost weight.....
....or had he got a slow puncture?
Brilliant!
He went from puffed up with pride to totally deflated in a couple of seconds.
Cruel but thoroughly deserved.
He decided to go on a diet and fitness regime and after about a week one of the girls from logistics asked him if he had lost weight.....
....or had he got a slow puncture?
Brilliant!
He went from puffed up with pride to totally deflated in a couple of seconds.
Cruel but thoroughly deserved.
Driving through our local town centre in the summer when most of the holiday makers wrongly assume that the road is pedestrianised, my friend wound down his window and shouted at the 2 rather rotund ladies walking in the middle of the road "oi fatties, get on the pavement, I haven't got enough petrol to drive around both of you"
I'm one of those people who can always think of a witty reply, but usually when it's too late to use it.
One exception was when I went out with a girl who was only 4 ft 10, and she once claimed to have been a model in her younger days.
Well I was quick, but perhaps not wise to ask, "what scale?"
One exception was when I went out with a girl who was only 4 ft 10, and she once claimed to have been a model in her younger days.
Well I was quick, but perhaps not wise to ask, "what scale?"
blindswelledrat said:
e21Mark said:
"If you're waiting for my comeback it's all over your Mums teeth"
Only kidding.
She swallowed every drop!
Doesn't make sense.Only kidding.
She swallowed every drop!
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