The best insult you've ever heard
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Can't think of much decent that comes out of my mouth. Only time I can remember making people laugh was at my wedding.
I was s
tting my pants, swigging spirits from the boot of my car. Got into the room, registrar asks everyone to sit down, starts talking to me and says "Repeat after me".
I said "After me." She was the only who didn't laugh
I was s
tting my pants, swigging spirits from the boot of my car. Got into the room, registrar asks everyone to sit down, starts talking to me and says "Repeat after me".I said "After me." She was the only who didn't laugh
When I was a BiB years ago a policewoman was charging a suspect, she read the caution out and then the charge, the custody sgt then asked him "anything to say?"
He looked at the policewoman and said "aye, last time I saw a face like that it was in a poachers pocket!"
We really struggled not to laugh .........
He looked at the policewoman and said "aye, last time I saw a face like that it was in a poachers pocket!"
We really struggled not to laugh .........
A very up tight German lorrydriver turned up on site and fed up with waiting to be offloaded strode in the office demanding to see me, he said something like 'in Germany they would have unloaded 20 tonne in ten minutes and I have been vaiting for an hour already'.
My foreman who was sitting in with me said 'my grandfather was in the RAF and he unloaded 2 tonne over you f@*ckers in Dresden in 20 seconds'.
A long silence ensued and he turned on his heals and went to sit in his cab.
He eventually left and after about six hours onsite.......
Not very politically correct but I thought it very funny none the less.
My foreman who was sitting in with me said 'my grandfather was in the RAF and he unloaded 2 tonne over you f@*ckers in Dresden in 20 seconds'.
A long silence ensued and he turned on his heals and went to sit in his cab.
He eventually left and after about six hours onsite.......
Not very politically correct but I thought it very funny none the less.
Frrair said:
A very up tight German lorrydriver turned up on site and fed up with waiting to be offloaded strode in the office demanding to see me, he said something like 'in Germany they would have unloaded 20 tonne in ten minutes and I have been vaiting for an hour already'.
My foreman who was sitting in with me said 'my grandfather was in the RAF and he unloaded 2 tonne over you f@*ckers in Dresden in 20 seconds'.
A long silence ensued and he turned on his heals and went to sit in his cab.
He eventually left and after about six hours onsite.......
Not very politically correct but I thought it very funny none the less.
How is six hours to unload acceptable though? My foreman who was sitting in with me said 'my grandfather was in the RAF and he unloaded 2 tonne over you f@*ckers in Dresden in 20 seconds'.
A long silence ensued and he turned on his heals and went to sit in his cab.
He eventually left and after about six hours onsite.......
Not very politically correct but I thought it very funny none the less.
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