Things that make you feel old...

Things that make you feel old...

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Frimley111R

15,700 posts

235 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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Johnniem said:
Menoporsche.
Love it! I'm going to have so much fun with that one... hehe

DSS1

183 posts

147 months

Thursday 7th April 2016
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Found this whilst clearing out the garage earlier :




Frimley111R

15,700 posts

235 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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One that struck me today, the older you get the more young people there are! hehe.

GM182

1,272 posts

226 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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Going to be 40 in the autumn which obviously isn't very old but yesterday I sneezed while leaning to one side and have painfully pulled a muscle in my side...WTF? Is this the first sign of gradually increasing decrepitude?

Hangovers...I can get one after three pints sometimes these days

More and more of my chest hair is grey and my beard is starting to show too. All the weird patches that used to grow out gingerish are now grey.

Monkeylegend

26,505 posts

232 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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GM182 said:
All the weird patches that used to grow out gingerish are now grey.
There are some benefits to getting old then.

grumpyscot

1,279 posts

193 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Just looked at some of my old records up in the attic:

Cliff Richard singing Living Doll - and it's on a 78!
Jackie Wilson singing Reet Petite - and I got it when I was 7 years old!
Elvis singing "Can't Help Falling in Love" - first heard the song with my first date (we were both 11 years old!) at the pics to see Blue Hawaii.

And realising that I still have a copy of Now 8!

Ste1987

1,798 posts

107 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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grumpyscot said:
Just looked at some of my old records up in the attic:

Cliff Richard singing Living Doll - and it's on a 78!
Jackie Wilson singing Reet Petite - and I got it when I was 7 years old!
Elvis singing "Can't Help Falling in Love" - first heard the song with my first date (we were both 11 years old!) at the pics to see Blue Hawaii.

And realising that I still have a copy of Now 8!
The fact that the Now series is in its 90's!

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Now two was my first... knock on wood, money for nothing etc

The fact that appetite for destruction was 1987 and the lost boys being thirty years old....makes me feel old

XCP

16,950 posts

229 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Being recently told I need 2 hearing aids and will be requiring new knees soon.

Blakeatron

2,516 posts

174 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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Employing someone born in the millennium

TheExcession

11,669 posts

251 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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XCP said:
Being recently told I need 2 hearing aids and will be requiring new knees soon.
Let me know how you get on with the knees, mine are keeping me awake all night with pain. A regular cod liver oil dose helps a bit but I'm fed up of waking in pain and having to get up and walk out/stretch them.

don4l

10,058 posts

177 months

Tuesday 12th April 2016
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On Sunday I pushed a full trolley along a pontoon in Haslar Marina. My friend was behind me pushing another full trolley.

Our trollies were filled with all the sailing stuff that I had accumulated since I started sailing in 1986. There were charts, tools and cutlery. There were also things that were related to young children. There was a child's fishing net.

We had already taken three trolley loads to the bins.

The boat is going up for sale because my left leg doesn't really work any more. I cannot walk on narrow pontoons. Haslar gave me a berth on a very wide pontoon when the leg problem started, but I now find that I cannot visit any other marinas. You always end up with a two foot wide "finger" berth. I haven't sailed the boat for three years.

My wife has been telling me to sell the boat for the last two years, but I haven't been able to face up to reality.

On Sunday I had to finally admit that I am getting old.

It wasn't nice.








Cotty

39,641 posts

285 months

Wednesday 13th April 2016
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grumpyscot said:

And realising that I still have a copy of Now 8!
I have 4 on cassette and a couple more of the early ones on vinyl

XCP

16,950 posts

229 months

Wednesday 13th April 2016
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TheExcession said:
XCP said:
Being recently told I need 2 hearing aids and will be requiring new knees soon.
Let me know how you get on with the knees, mine are keeping me awake all night with pain. A regular cod liver oil dose helps a bit but I'm fed up of waking in pain and having to get up and walk out/stretch them.
My weakness/pain is due to arthritis. It's an unusual day if something isn't hurting. hey ho!

JackP1

1,269 posts

163 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Revisiting my old swimming days looking at the results of British swimming championships that are currently on at the moment. At my time from swimming was from around 1998-2008ish ( returned a couple times after ) so from the ages of 8 through to 18ish.
At swimming events it was regular to see d.o.b. always close to yours, people coming through obviously younger etc. When i was looking at the results earlier there were d.o.b coming in at late 90's into year 2000's, me thinking they seem quite young to be in top level.

Then it hit me they are the same ageish when i stopped, just under 10 years ago. I'm only 26 Ffs!

Baryonyx

18,006 posts

160 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
Next year's apprentice intake at work will have been born in this millennium.

Also, girls 27-30 who once seemed waaaaaaay to old to consider dating are now closer in age to me than wild young uni freshers
They still won't consider dating you though.

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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DrSteveBrule said:
25 years old.

grumpy52

5,601 posts

167 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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If I had been in the Military I would have been forced to retire over 5 years ago .
Thinking 52 or 02 plate cars are quite new .
Remembering a time when anything that did more than 120mph and 0-60 in less than 8 sec was like a supercar .I have a car that exceeds both very easily and it cost way less than a grand ..
My GP is young enough to be my son .
The expiry date on my driving licence is less than 10 years away .

RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Passed an ambulance the other day which appeared to be being driven by a 14 year old.

Electronicpants

2,651 posts

189 months

Thursday 14th April 2016
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Meeting people and assuming they are older than you because they look old....then finding out they're the same age or a couple of years younger than you!

Clearly I need to look in the mirror and face facts I'm not 28, nor do I look it.