Things that make you feel old...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I was telling a youngster the other day that I used to rock up to Stamford Bridge at 5 to 3, pay £1 to get into the Shed, and then pay another 50p to transfer to the West Stand benches. So £1.50 to sit down and watch Chelsea, and the rubbish I used to sit thru made me think I'd been overcharged!

He looked at me like I'd come from another planet.

[J4CKO]

Oh stop it you old farts, I don't get older, I just get better...

[Urban Sports]

J4CKO said:

Oh stop it you old farts, I don't get older, I just get better...

At what?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Urban Sports said:

At what?

Getting up in the night for a pee.

[Urban Sports]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Urban Sports said:

At what?

Getting up in the night for a pee.

Lol

[inman999]

Duke147 said:

Realising that it won't be long until we could feasibly be employing adults born in a different millennium...

There are soldiers in my Platoon born in 97.

[J4CKO]

Urban Sports said:

J4CKO said:

Oh stop it you old farts, I don't get older, I just get better...

At what?

Everything !

And, incidentally, was 10:30 before nature called this morning.

[The Hypno-Toad]

1 May 2014

20 years since Senna died.

[Urban Sports]

J4CKO said:

Urban Sports said:

J4CKO said:

Oh stop it you old farts, I don't get older, I just get better...

At what?

Everything !

And, incidentally, was 10:30 before nature called this morning.

Did you go to bed at 9:45?

[Travs]

My son is 40 this year - how the f**k did that happen?

[Travs]

My son is 40 this year - how the f**k did that happen?

[Travs]

My son is 40 this year - how the f**k did that happen?

[Urban Sports]

Keep asking it lad and somebody might answer.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Triplets at 40

[rossub]

He's that old, he'd forgotten he'd posted it twice already.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Where's me cocoa?

[leafspring]

I turn 30 in April:

• Grey hairs
• Every time someone calls me 'Sir'
• Remembering the fall of the Berlin Wall (I was 5)

[Monkeylegend]

Travs said:

My son is 40 this year - how the f**k did that happen?

A DNA test might give you the answers you seek.
A DNA test might give you the answers you seek.
A DNA test might give you the answers you seek.

[john2443]

swerni said:

leafspring said:

I turn 30 in April:

• Grey hairs
• Every time someone calls me 'Sir'
• Remembering the fall of the Berlin Wall (I was 5)

Child
I passed my driving test the year you were born

Children I'd been driving for 15 years by the time the wall came down!

Eyeing up women who I realise could be my daughter definitely makes me feel old as does realising the staff in McD could be my grandchildren!

Also, I remember Churchill's funeral and having a TV that was black and white and only had 1 channel - ITV had been invented but our TV wouldn't tune to it; not sure why, ITV was just off the scale where the knob would turn to!

[littlegreenfairy]

Going to a friend's child's 1st birthday party. All the mums asked which one was mine. Not even the jokey 'oh it'll be you one day' no. Just outright assuming I had a child.

I'm not old enough to have a child FFS.

Then I realise I'm old enough to have a 12 year old...