Stop saying "Demond" !!!

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New one!!!

Woe be tired

It's woe betide

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Heard someone in a restaurant talking about her "halfaritis"

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Heard someone in a restaurant talking about her "halfaritis"

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CC07 PEU said:

Without having to read through twenty pages of posts, can anybody tell me if anybody ever found out what the OP meant by "Stop saying Demond"?

Heard it several times

It's "demon" not "demond"

Maybe I hang around too many religious nuts?

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CC07 PEU said:

Without having to read through twenty pages of posts, can anybody tell me if anybody ever found out what the OP meant by "Stop saying Demond"?

Heard it several times

It's "demon" not "demond"

Maybe I hang around too many religious nuts?

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Concerntina

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Concerntina

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Not SWB, it extended for passenger duties and retracted for parking!!!

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"that fits the build..."

IT'S "BILL" !!!

And one I have only heard one person say...

"hang on a minute ago"

Had to stifle a laugh and a look of bewilderment!

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"cutting your nose off DESPITE your face...

Reeeally!?

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"cutting your nose off DESPITE your face...

Reeeally!?

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mph1977 said:

surely 'same difference' refers to a situation where the individual considers either option equally poor.

...where the outcome is the same, whichever order a process is carried out?

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I heard "battered eyelid" the other day

Not "batted an eyelid" !?!?!?

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Tony2or4 said:

One that always makes me see red is "You can't underestimate..." when it should be 'overestimate'.

I have heard "overunderestimate" before...

...from the same young lady who said "edumacate" and watched Countdown on video so she could pause it to complete the puzzles...

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Changing tact

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Accriate, instead of accurate

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FRA53R said:

I had a grown man of approx' 30 come into my shop and ask me if a tin of Heinz spaghetti was 'Propah basketti'. I have never had a harder time trying to hold my tongue.

"Name a vegetable beginning with B"

"Botato"

Harry Enfield IIRC?

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The "Santa bought me bugger all" depends on whether you believe Santa makes all the presents (with his elves, of course) or, the possibility that Santa BUYS the presents, in which case "bought" is correct

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"...St Pancreas Station"

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"...St Pancreas Station"