Stop saying "Demond" !!!

Stop saying "Demond" !!!

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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Started by my thickest colleague......" It makes no odds"

Which has also started " You can't odds it"

If I start saying either I'll shoot myself....shoot

( If I owned a gun)

mph1977

12,467 posts

168 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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crossy67 said:
Southerners with twewve, not twelve.

And Ibrufen, how do you get that from ibuprofen?
the orginal brand Name for Ibuprofen ( which is an rINN and BAN ) was 'Brufen' when it was originally launched ( by Boots manufacturing side - now Crookes) as a PoM ...

crossy67

1,570 posts

179 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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mph1977 said:
the orginal brand Name for Ibuprofen ( which is an rINN and BAN ) was 'Brufen' when it was originally launched ( by Boots manufacturing side - now Crookes) as a PoM ...
Maybe that's where all the idiots get it from then?

CAFEDEAD

222 posts

115 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Desmond annoys me. When they really mean a lower second class degree.

The Vambo

6,643 posts

141 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Its not that Americans have a problem saying aluminium, it is that they spell and pronounce it aluminum, which was it's original, and they would argue correct spelling and pronunciation.
No it wasn't.

It was the middle of three different names Sir Humphry Davy gave it. The first being Alumium and the last being Aluminium.

Either way, they're wrong.



Edited by The Vambo on Friday 3rd April 21:38

panholio

1,080 posts

148 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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An office manager (they're a special breed aren't they?) at a former employer used to come out with some ludicrous mispronunciations. For example when she had a baby she had to go into "hospikal". And before she went on holiday she popped into town on her lunch break to get some new "sangals".

A client's procurement lady used to tell me she would be reviewing the supplier scores and acting on feedback on a "had oc" basis. No word of a lie, she always used to get that in, pretty much every meeting.

vx220

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2,689 posts

234 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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How did we get on to "Desmond"?

catman

2,490 posts

175 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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(Quote) A client's procurement lady used to tell me she would be reviewing the supplier scores and acting on feedback on a "had oc" basis. No word of a lie, she always used to get that in, pretty much every meeting.
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Sounds fishy to me....

Tim

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Tuesday 7th April 2015
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moron on a Ford forum said:
Choglut
banghead

vx220

Original Poster:

2,689 posts

234 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Escyoulate

Escalate!!!

crossy67

1,570 posts

179 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Got the in laws here playing SUD-OO-KOO, I'm going out of my mind biting my tong eek

Hoofy

76,358 posts

282 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Why do people with really dark tans have problems saying "ask"?

jr6yam

1,303 posts

183 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Hoofy said:
Why do people with really dark tans have problems saying "ask"?
Why are you arksing us?

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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panholio said:
An office manager (they're a special breed aren't they?) at a former employer used to come out with some ludicrous mispronunciations. For example when she had a baby she had to go into "hospikal". And before she went on holiday she popped into town on her lunch break to get some new "sangals".
Oh yes this. 100% definitely fking this. It's a good job I haven't got a gun as I would have shot someone in the face by now. Other examples include "chimley" and "roundlebout".

Council / chav s on Jeremy Kyle that say "texes" instead of "texts".

"Choritho" on every fking cooking programme.

And "or-egg-anno" instead of "oregano".

furious

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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crossy67 said:
Got the in laws here playing SUD-OO-KOO, I'm going out of my mind biting my tong eek


One of these?

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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I spoke to a fairly council type yesterday who told me that she would teksk me. She has, too.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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northwest monkey said:
Oh yes this. 100% definitely fking this. It's a good job I haven't got a gun as I would have shot someone in the face by now. Other examples include "chimley" and "roundlebout".

Council / chav s on Jeremy Kyle that say "texes" instead of "texts".

"Choritho" on every fking cooking programme.

And "or-egg-anno" instead of "oregano".

furious
Or-egg-anno seems to be the American pronunciation. They also say "erbs" instead of herbs, which is actually, but almost certainly accidentally, the correct way to pronounce it, insofar as it's a French word.

My ex-mother-in-law could never say certificate. It was always cerstificate.

For real word-churning, try living here in Northern Ireland. Known is often spoken as knowen, film is always fillum, rain is rayen,- I could go on. Just local dialect, I suppose.

john2443

6,337 posts

211 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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nicanary said:
Or-egg-anno seems to be the American pronunciation. They also say "erbs" instead of herbs, which is actually, but almost certainly accidentally, the correct way to pronounce it, insofar as it's a French word.

My ex-mother-in-law could never say certificate. It was always cerstificate.

For real word-churning, try living here in Northern Ireland. Known is often spoken as knowen, film is always fillum, rain is rayen,- I could go on. Just local dialect, I suppose.
Custificate was the common pronunciation in Yorkshire so may well be dialect rather than bad English.

My brother in law who used to say Oregano and Basil when he lived in the UK immediately started saying Origgano and Baysil when he moved to the US. OK, he may have needed to say it in restaurants there so they understood him, but he didn't need to say it all the time. Not sure what he says now they've moved to Germany!

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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john2443 said:
Custificate was the common pronunciation in Yorkshire so may well be dialect rather than bad English.
No. That would just be bad English.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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northwest monkey said:
"Choritho" on every fking cooking programme.
Given that it's a Spanish sausage and that's how it's pronounced. What would you prefer?