Stop saying "Demond" !!!

[mnkiboy]

Someone should borrow these people a book on how to speak proper.

[Nealio]

Gregorypeck said:

And it's a FELL swoop, not a FOUL swoop

A million times, this!

[RizzoTheRat]

Disastrous said:

Vicious cycle.

I've still got scars from where mine has spat me off in the past.

If I compare how badly the Mrs bike freewheels compare to mine I think she's got a viscous cycle.

[LovesSweetExile]

RizzoTheRat said:

However nobody with Dyscalculia ever tries to claim what percentage of people have it.

Possibly drifting off topic a little, but vegetarians who eat fish! Well you're not a fking vegetarian then are you!

Reminds me of a good Jack Dee moment: "Oh, you're a vegetarian except for chicken and fish? That's funny because I'm a non-smoker... except for cigarettes."

[Ganglandboss]

'Chomping at the bit' seems to irritate me a lot.

I used to have a lecturer who was a qualified architect. She used to say 'anaesthetic' instead of 'aesthetic'.

[selym]

A stupid RAFism is to say 'pneumonic' instead of 'mnemonic'!

[Eric Mc]

That's a right wheez.

[central]

AmiableChimp said:

This thread will learn yous!

Or you'se - Turned up in an email the other day.

[joewilliams]

mnkiboy said:

Getragdogleg said:

Skellingtons.

Radio 2 DJ Steve Wright has made a career out of repeating that word. It wasn't funny the first time Steve, it's certainly not funny after 500 times.

Hi mnkiboy, loving the show. Today on twitter people are talking about how Radio 2 bellend Steve Wright has made a career out of repeating fking annoying phrases incessantly until half the fking country want to stick his factoids up his arseoids.

[vx220]

RizzoTheRat said:

However nobody with Dyscalculia ever tries to claim what percentage of people have it.

Possibly drifting off topic a little, but vegetarians who eat fish! Well you're not a fking vegetarian then are you!

Apparently if you eat fish but not meat you are a Presbyterian

[Pints]

vx220 said:

RizzoTheRat said:

However nobody with Dyscalculia ever tries to claim what percentage of people have it.

Possibly drifting off topic a little, but vegetarians who eat fish! Well you're not a fking vegetarian then are you!

Apparently if you eat fish but not meat you are a Presbyterian

Your going too have too be more pacific then that.

[AJS-]

I've seen quite a lot of people, even educated people, saying they'll "revert back to me" when they mean reply. I can understand people thinking I am a bit prehistoric but it seems that isn't what they mean.

[GG89]

It's about time you lot brought a dictionary and read it.

[GreenDog]

Feberry. It's February !!!!

[mnkiboy]

joewilliams said:

mnkiboy said:

Getragdogleg said:

Skellingtons.

Radio 2 DJ Steve Wright has made a career out of repeating that word. It wasn't funny the first time Steve, it's certainly not funny after 500 times.

Hi mnkiboy, loving the show. Today on twitter people are talking about how Radio 2 bellend Steve Wright has made a career out of repeating fking annoying phrases incessantly until half the fking country want to stick his factoids up his arseoids.

[markh1973]

Ganglandboss said:

'Chomping at the bit' seems to irritate me a lot.

It might irritate you but it's an accepted version of the phrase.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/engli...

[PurpleTurtle]

LovesSweetExile said:

Could of, should of, would of.

s.

I can't help myself correcting idiots on Failbook over this.

[RizzoTheRat]

PurpleTurtle said:

I can't help myself correcting idiots on Failbook over this.

Defriending them would be easier

[bristolracer]

In Brizzle people have good ideals instead of ideas and they shop at some place called ASDAWL

"ere me babbers i got an ideal ill pop down asdawl and get some"

[LovesSweetExile]

PurpleTurtle said:

I can't help myself correcting idiots on Failbook over this.

Another thing I can't stand is this fashion for in-word substitution. Failbook instead of Facebook, Windoze instead of Windows, Crapple instead of Apple and other such hilariously witty terms.

Stop it. Stop it now.