The mystery of the policeman's missing shoes

The mystery of the policeman's missing shoes

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Urban Sports

11,321 posts

204 months

Sunday 26th January 2014
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There is an obvious answer - the whole story is a complete fabrication.

OldTimeTim

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48 posts

126 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Urban Sports said:
There is an obvious answer - the whole story is a complete fabrication.
I'm assured not, although it does seem a reasonable assumption.

My own 'explanation' is that he possibly didn't shut the front door behind him and as he'd taken his shoes off outside the front door, some mischievous kids saw him and while he was in the living room with the old lady, the kids sneaked in and pinched his shoes.

Quite how they got the shoes back again, though ... hmm, not sure now!

GG89

3,527 posts

187 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Dog?

redtwin

7,518 posts

183 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
I'm assured not, although it does seem a reasonable assumption.

My own 'explanation' is that he possibly didn't shut the front door behind him and as he'd taken his shoes off outside the front door, some mischievous kids saw him and while he was in the living room with the old lady, the kids sneaked in and pinched his shoes.

Quite how they got the shoes back again, though ... hmm, not sure now!
Really?. You know of kids who would sneak into someone's house, steal a policeman's shoes and then double their risk of being caught by returning to the house to replace the shoes exactly where they found them?.

Either the whole story is fiction or key elements have been omitted by the shoeless policeman in order to save face.

DeputyDoofy

7,839 posts

171 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Mirrored door, when taking off boots you look at a different angle to where you actually are. (Looking at reflection places you opposite to your original place) collecting the boots you look to where you (mind) says they are but are not (this could be a seat behind a door)and a chair can be at the end of the hall.
Simples.

EskimoArapaho

5,135 posts

136 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Hang on, haven't we already got a PHer with a weird thing for posting threads about BiB and shoes?

MagneticMeerkat said:
Bad Boys, Bad Boys

What'cha gonna do when they come for shoes?
Quality.

hairy

323 posts

241 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Space bats?

redtwin

7,518 posts

183 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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DeputyDoofy said:
Mirrored door, when taking off boots you look at a different angle to where you actually are. (Looking at reflection places you opposite to your original place) collecting the boots you look to where you (mind) says they are but are not (this could be a seat behind a door)and a chair can be at the end of the hall.
Simples.
He took his boots off before he entered.

The premises in question was a flat not a manor house so we have to assume that it was relatively small and didn't have multiple halls with numerous doors that could confuse anyone visiting.

sherman

13,402 posts

216 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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He took his boots off outside and put the boots at the far side of the dresser(where they were found) . He then shuts the door behind him thinking that he has placed his boots right by the door. When he comes to look for his boots by the door they are not there as they are further up the hallway and the officer doesn't realise his mistake. The old lady finds them in the morning and places them by the door before/after she phones to say that the boots are there. When the policeman turns up they are where he thought they were all along.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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These boots...

Were they wet inside?

Monkeylegend

26,501 posts

232 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Sounds like a load of old cobblers to me.

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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He simply missed them completely the first time. I've done this when I'm looking for something.

Someone is winding him up.

He's banging a granny and wanted an excuse to go back.