Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

[frumpytrickle]

DanielSan said:

Can't remeber what the thread was but he posted some stuff up about his age and a few other random bits not long after he joined and it just never rung true. Either that or he's definitely the weird kid in his year at school.

Could he be classicmotornut's troll account?

Edited by frumpytrickle on Thursday 25th September 15:47

Edited by frumpytrickle on Thursday 25th September 15:48

Edited by frumpytrickle on Thursday 25th September 15:53

[DanielSan]

frumpytrickle said:

Could he be classiccarnut's troll account?

I couldn't be that much of an idiot. And lord knows I've tried in the past.

[iva cosworth]

Symbolica said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

The OP's take on this one is just bizarre.

Didn't get to read any of that....REMOVED.

[Fun Bus]

Basically, the OP had the typical model Wife - looks, intelligence, the full package in his eyes. But, when she's had a drink apparently is a nasty drunk and he doesn't like it, or her one bit after a drink. BUT she's dead fit so the OP didn't want to give that bit up, did he?

That's it. Pretty much.

[iva cosworth]

Thanks FB.

Cringe.Yes.

[whoami]

Fun Bus said:

Basically, the OP had the typical model Wife - looks, intelligence, the full package in his eyes. But, when she's had a drink apparently is a nasty drunk and he doesn't like it, or her one bit after a drink. BUT she's dead fit so the OP didn't want to give that bit up, did he?

That's it. Pretty much.

Don't forget, she also had lovely "fakkies".



The tit.

[Fun Bus]

And she turned heads everywhere she went...

[trashbat]

Model girlfriends can be tricky. One minute you're giving them a good pumping and the next they've blown things out of all proportion. Then all you can do is try and avoid a messy split by letting them down gently.

etc

etc

[ManFromDelmonte]

SomeoneConcernedWithTheCarsOthersDrive said:

So this morning on the way back from the gym, I passed a Supra, myself and the driver exchanged an appreciateive glance as is often the case when you pass another piece of performance/interesting/petrolheady metal on the road?

I cringe every time someone misuses a reflexive pronoun (feel free to cringe at my cringe) but when combined with the rest of the sentence and the odd question mark, I thought this worthy of inclusion here.

[blindswelledrat]

ManFromDelmonte said:

SomeoneConcernedWithTheCarsOthersDrive said:

So this morning on the way back from the gym, I passed a Supra, myself and the driver exchanged an appreciateive glance as is often the case when you pass another piece of performance/interesting/petrolheady metal on the road?

I cringe every time someone misuses a reflexive pronoun (feel free to cringe at my cringe) but when combined with the rest of the sentence and the odd question mark, I thought this worthy of inclusion here.

That sentence has it all. What kind of person refers to a performance car as a "piece of performance metal"?
It also contains commas from hell and I don't even usually mind bad grammar as at least it shows people are making an effort.

[Lost soul]

Oakey said:

Apparently people on £30k-£40k live in bedsits?

Positively povo

[Studio117]

blindswelledrat said:

ManFromDelmonte said:

SomeoneConcernedWithTheCarsOthersDrive said:

So this morning on the way back from the gym, I passed a Supra, myself and the driver exchanged an appreciateive glance as is often the case when you pass another piece of performance/interesting/petrolheady metal on the road?

I cringe every time someone misuses a reflexive pronoun (feel free to cringe at my cringe) but when combined with the rest of the sentence and the odd question mark, I thought this worthy of inclusion here.

That sentence has it all. What kind of person refers to a performance car as a "piece of performance metal"?
It also contains commas from hell and I don't even usually mind bad grammar as at least it shows people are making an effort.

The same type of person who does this....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=933...

[Tonsko]

Fun Bus said:

Basically, the OP had the typical model Wife - looks, intelligence, the full package in his eyes. But, when she's had a drink apparently is a nasty drunk and he doesn't like it, or her one bit after a drink. BUT she's dead fit so the OP didn't want to give that bit up, did he?

That's it. Pretty much.

I started reading that thread, but got distracted with work. How did it get removed - down to OP request do you think?

[Monkeylegend]

Tonsko said:

Fun Bus said:

Basically, the OP had the typical model Wife - looks, intelligence, the full package in his eyes. But, when she's had a drink apparently is a nasty drunk and he doesn't like it, or her one bit after a drink. BUT she's dead fit so the OP didn't want to give that bit up, did he?

That's it. Pretty much.

I started reading that thread, but got distracted with work. How did it get removed - down to OP request do you think?

It all started to go tits up.

[0a]

Adenauer said:

berlintaxi said:

BrabusMog said:

This was one of the most "WTF" comments from an OP I've ever read:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

TP321 said:

The problem for me with the Sub is that A)too many people are wearing it, and B)it seems that SOME of those wearing it have taken out loans or HP in order to buy it so at to "pose". I know a few people on £30-40k pa wearing them and i dont feel that someone on such a basic annual earnings amount should be wearing a £5k watch. There are however guys who have been wearing it since the 70s, who bought it for the right reasons and respect to them.

He does have previous..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

I'm guessing in reality he's posting from his mum's boxroom whilst in his underpants cursing how st his life is.

What a vile individual, properly vile.

A complete troll from the first post!

The watch and push-bike forums seem to be very slow to spot trolling...

[Tonsko]

Monkeylegend said:

It all started to go tits up.

But, allegedly, fake tits can never go down, so the only way *was* up.

amidoingthisrite?

[Mr Gearchange]

TP321 said:

The problem for me with the Sub is that A)too many people are wearing it, and B)it seems that SOME of those wearing it have taken out loans or HP in order to buy it so at to "pose". I know a few people on £30-40k pa wearing them and i dont feel that someone on such a basic annual earnings amount should be wearing a £5k watch. There are however guys who have been wearing it since the 70s, who bought it for the right reasons and respect to them.

What an utterly cretinous individual. If there ever was a way to demonstrate just how little class, breeding or manners you have - that was it.

[Monkeylegend]

Tonsko said:

Monkeylegend said:

It all started to go tits up.

But, allegedly, fake tits can never go down, so the only way *was* up.

amidoingthisrite?

That's a silicone thing to ask.

[Tonsko]

Monkeylegend said:

That's a silicone thing to ask.

Busted. I knew I'd never measure up.

[iva cosworth]

Tonsko said:

Monkeylegend said:

That's a silicone thing to ask.

Busted. I knew I'd never measure up.

Someone's Boobed.