Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

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frumpytrickle

245 posts

117 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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I think that commemt was aimed at me. Was he flirting I dont know. Who doesn't like a strong arm anyway!

SWoll

18,397 posts

258 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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LukeR94 said:
Don't think it's every happened before, but I agree with him on that one. Genuinely painful reading.

selym

9,544 posts

171 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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frumpytrickle said:
I think that commemt was aimed at me. Was he flirting I dont know. Who doesn't like a strong arm anyway!
Tis true......always useful for humping barrels round the cellar.

frumpytrickle

245 posts

117 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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Yeah, thats one downside of women, sometimes you just want to get physical you know what I mean!

Dog Star

16,134 posts

168 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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SWoll said:
LukeR94 said:
Don't think it's every happened before, but I agree with him on that one. Genuinely painful reading.
You'd think people would have learned their lesson from that tranny squaddie incident by now.

rohrl

8,738 posts

145 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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Oh gawd, she's back.

I can't remember what she was calling herself about five or six months ago but those posts are eerily familiar.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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cringe hq reporting in..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

'Well thanks for all your contributions although some of you may not have experienced an srt8. Forget the 5.7 - it's like a wizened old man in comparison!!
If any of you like luxury, space and speed, this is it. 0-60 in 5.0 secs, 168mph top speed.
Having a 6.1 engine it has an enormous amount of grunt, especially when you are going fast already. Followed an M3 at a ton, flashed him out of the way. He pulled over and accelerated - sorry M3's - he was wasting his time.
Up behind a TVR who was following a slower car in front. I heard the TYVR drop a gear as the guy in front of him was about to pull in to the left lane. As he did so, both the TVR and myself both hit the gas. either he bottled out or was outrun but at 120mph he'd had it! Don't forget, from 120 to 150mph+ is absolutely effortless in the SRT8.
Same thing with a Porsche 911. I don't know which model it was, (i do know it wasn't the turbo as i have great respect for them. However, cruising at 85mph he came up fairly fast and then the same sort of thing as above - he had to sit behind some old codger. After codger had pulled in we were off. Sorry 911's, it doesn't seem you'll outrun the SRT8. He lost hands down.
I don't think any of the driver expected to be beaten by an estate car!'

Dog Star

16,134 posts

168 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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The Spruce goose said:
cringe hq reporting in..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

'Well thanks for all your contributions although some of you may not have experienced an srt8. Forget the 5.7 - it's like a wizened old man in comparison!!
If any of you like luxury, space and speed, this is it. 0-60 in 5.0 secs, 168mph top speed.
Having a 6.1 engine it has an enormous amount of grunt, especially when you are going fast already. Followed an M3 at a ton, flashed him out of the way. He pulled over and accelerated - sorry M3's - he was wasting his time.
Up behind a TVR who was following a slower car in front. I heard the TYVR drop a gear as the guy in front of him was about to pull in to the left lane. As he did so, both the TVR and myself both hit the gas. either he bottled out or was outrun but at 120mph he'd had it! Don't forget, from 120 to 150mph+ is absolutely effortless in the SRT8.
Same thing with a Porsche 911. I don't know which model it was, (i do know it wasn't the turbo as i have great respect for them. However, cruising at 85mph he came up fairly fast and then the same sort of thing as above - he had to sit behind some old codger. After codger had pulled in we were off. Sorry 911's, it doesn't seem you'll outrun the SRT8. He lost hands down.
I don't think any of the driver expected to be beaten by an estate car!'
Is that cringe, or just bar-room bolleaux?

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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Dog Star said:
The Spruce goose said:
cringe hq reporting in..

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

'Well thanks for all your contributions although some of you may not have experienced an srt8. Forget the 5.7 - it's like a wizened old man in comparison!!
If any of you like luxury, space and speed, this is it. 0-60 in 5.0 secs, 168mph top speed.
Having a 6.1 engine it has an enormous amount of grunt, especially when you are going fast already. Followed an M3 at a ton, flashed him out of the way. He pulled over and accelerated - sorry M3's - he was wasting his time.
Up behind a TVR who was following a slower car in front. I heard the TYVR drop a gear as the guy in front of him was about to pull in to the left lane. As he did so, both the TVR and myself both hit the gas. either he bottled out or was outrun but at 120mph he'd had it! Don't forget, from 120 to 150mph+ is absolutely effortless in the SRT8.
Same thing with a Porsche 911. I don't know which model it was, (i do know it wasn't the turbo as i have great respect for them. However, cruising at 85mph he came up fairly fast and then the same sort of thing as above - he had to sit behind some old codger. After codger had pulled in we were off. Sorry 911's, it doesn't seem you'll outrun the SRT8. He lost hands down.
I don't think any of the driver expected to be beaten by an estate car!'
Is that cringe, or just bar-room bolleaux?
It's worth reading that post in an Alan Partridge voice if you want a quick laugh

threesixty

2,068 posts

203 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe
Some people just like to believe that anyone really wealthy potters around in stty old cars and hordes their money away in the bank. Maybe it makes them feel better about their own lives if they can dismiss someone who looks a bit flash as a nasty little parvenu?

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

173 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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threesixty said:
ZOLLAR said:
I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe
Some people just like to believe that anyone really wealthy potters around in stty old cars and hordes their money away in the bank. Maybe it makes them feel better about their own lives if they can dismiss someone who looks a bit flash as a nasty little parvenu?
Possibly!

Just to balance it then, I know a few millionaires who drive many supercars and party in marbella with women half their age and 10x better looking than they are hehe

TheJimi

24,993 posts

243 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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threesixty said:
ZOLLAR said:
I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe
Some people just like to believe that anyone really wealthy potters around in stty old cars and hordes their money away in the bank. Maybe it makes them feel better about their own lives if they can dismiss someone who looks a bit flash as a nasty little parvenu?
How do you know whether someone is talking bullst though?

I don't know any shed-driving millionaires personally, but I know my Dad does - quite a few actually, and the common theme among them is barbour jackets, wellies and a defender of some description.


northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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threesixty said:
ZOLLAR said:
I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe
Some people just like to believe that anyone really wealthy potters around in stty old cars and hordes their money away in the bank. Maybe it makes them feel better about their own lives if they can dismiss someone who looks a bit flash as a nasty little parvenu?
No it's true. The wealthy folk among use drive around in borderline MOT failures - normally with a different coloured door or boot from when they've been to the scrappy. People on benefits drive around in leased Audis and BMWs. I think there's a benefit you can apply for at the job centre which entitles you to a Range Rover Sport.

Alan Sugar isn't actually a multi-millionaire with a Phantom. He actually lives under a bridge in Blackburn drinking meths most of the day. He just knows how to play the system hence the Phantom.

The fella I know who drives this car is actually a billionaire - fact.


Monkeylegend

26,407 posts

231 months

Monday 20th October 2014
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krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.




Colonial

13,553 posts

205 months

Tuesday 21st October 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.
I have a client who is a multi-millionaire.

He lives in an apartment with views of the Sydney Opera house and harbour bridge, drives a brand new AMG Merc and has (as in actually owns) his own helicopter.

wolves_wanderer

12,387 posts

237 months

Tuesday 21st October 2014
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northwest monkey said:
threesixty said:
ZOLLAR said:
I nominate this one.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Moving into the

"Well I know a millionaire who shops in Primark and drives a 12 year old peugeot"

"Well I know a Multi-millionaire that visits soup kitchens and walks everywhere in shoes he inherited from a distance wealthy relative 30 years ago"

The Rich by association thing makes me cringe
Some people just like to believe that anyone really wealthy potters around in stty old cars and hordes their money away in the bank. Maybe it makes them feel better about their own lives if they can dismiss someone who looks a bit flash as a nasty little parvenu?
No it's true. The wealthy folk among use drive around in borderline MOT failures - normally with a different coloured door or boot from when they've been to the scrappy. People on benefits drive around in leased Audis and BMWs. I think there's a benefit you can apply for at the job centre which entitles you to a Range Rover Sport.

Alan Sugar isn't actually a multi-millionaire with a Phantom. He actually lives under a bridge in Blackburn drinking meths most of the day. He just knows how to play the system hence the Phantom.

The fella I know who drives this car is actually a billionaire - fact.

hehe
I am the only person on PH who doesn't know any millionaires so can't comment on the first part but I know that everyone on benefits has at least a white 14 plate audi.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 21st October 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.
Our very own queen has a fondness for Barbour jackets and wellies and I've heard she's not short of a bob or two...

Monkeylegend

26,407 posts

231 months

Tuesday 21st October 2014
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WinstonWolf said:
Monkeylegend said:
krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.
Our very own queen has a fondness for Barbour jackets and wellies and I've heard she's not short of a bob or two...
I only posted for Krunchkins benefit, he can now go away and quietly shoot himself.
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