Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?
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doogz said:
I know a multi-millionaire that drives a white Kangoo.
But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
He can't have that many mates, we have to rent two of those things when we go on our bi-annual trip to Florida But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
BrabusMog said:
doogz said:
I know a multi-millionaire that drives a white Kangoo.
But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
He can't have that many mates, we have to rent two of those things when we go on our bi-annual trip to Florida But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
I'm confused and I've said cringe too many times in my head and it's started to sound weird.
FredClogs said:
BrabusMog said:
doogz said:
I know a multi-millionaire that drives a white Kangoo.
But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
He can't have that many mates, we have to rent two of those things when we go on our bi-annual trip to Florida But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
I'm confused and I've said cringe too many times in my head and it's started to sound weird.
Monkeylegend said:
WinstonWolf said:
Monkeylegend said:
krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.He might have something to do with Ikea.
Du1point8 said:
Monkeylegend said:
WinstonWolf said:
Monkeylegend said:
krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.He might have something to do with Ikea.
TheJimi said:
Du1point8 said:
Monkeylegend said:
WinstonWolf said:
Monkeylegend said:
krunchkin said:
that thread is truly arsewrenchingly dreadful. All the classic PH tropes. If I read one more fking post about someone who knows a millionaire who dresses like a tramp and drives a beaten up old banger I'm going to shoot myself. The bks on this place never seems to die.
I have a customer who is a multi millionaire and he dresses in old rags and drives a 15 year old landie.He might have something to do with Ikea.
AW111 said:
TheJimi said:
Apparently furnishes his house(s) with Ikea stuff as well.
But he does have a gold-plated pearl-handled allen key.On hand and ready to assemble, day or night.
The big show-off.
SpeckledJim said:
AW111 said:
TheJimi said:
Apparently furnishes his house(s) with Ikea stuff as well.
But he does have a gold-plated pearl-handled allen key.On hand and ready to assemble, day or night.
The big show-off.
FredClogs said:
Are these posts ironic cringe to make us cringe, self deprecating cringe inducing cringe or plain old cringe from withing the cringe thread?
I'm confused and I've said cringe too many times in my head and it's started to sound weird.
You are clearly suffering from Munchausen's Cringe by Proxy.I'm confused and I've said cringe too many times in my head and it's started to sound weird.
doogz said:
I know a multi-millionaire that drives a white Kangoo.
But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
Oh that's nothing. I know a billionaire that rides around on an albino Kangaroo because the pouch is a convenient place to store his swan's testicles sandwiches which, by the way, he makes using stale Warbies to keep him in touch with his Northern working class roots. He doesn't wear clothes as living in his freezing cold country pile has resulted in him actually developing body hair as lush and warm as an Angora rabbit.But like many of these stories, I've missed out the part where he also drives an A8, and an C-class coupe, and a Dodge something or other people carrier that he keeps at his house in the states, so that when all his mates fly out, they can get their clubs in the back and go golfing.
The above makes me considerably more in touch with the lifestyles of the super rich than you.
can't remember said:
Oh that's nothing. I know a billionaire that rides around on an albino Kangaroo because the pouch is a convenient place to store his swan's testicles sandwiches which, by the way, he makes using stale Warbies to keep him in touch with his Northern working class roots. He doesn't wear clothes as living in his freezing cold country pile has resulted in him actually developing body hair as lush and warm as an Angora rabbit.
The above makes me considerably more in touch with the lifestyles of the super rich than you.
I am a multi billionaire.The above makes me considerably more in touch with the lifestyles of the super rich than you.
I only work because I love getting up at 6:30 AM, I drive cheap cars by choice, and wear cheap clothing for the same reason. Although I could afford a McMansion and a chateau in France, I rent a house so as not to appear posh.
Being fabulously wealthy, I never carry much cash, fo fear of being robbed.
In fact, no-one who knows me would ever guess that I have any money at all.
SMcP114 said:
MrBarry123 said:
Absolute weirdos.SMcP114 said:
MrBarry123 said:
Absolute weirdos.BrabusMog said:
SMcP114 said:
MrBarry123 said:
Absolute weirdos.rohrl said:
BrabusMog said:
SMcP114 said:
MrBarry123 said:
Absolute weirdos.--
Same as my car.
Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
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