Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

[ascayman]

BrabusMog said:

rohrl said:

BrabusMog said:

SMcP114 said:

MrBarry123 said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Absolute weirdos.

I thought it was a joke thread at first, how wrong I was.

That thread is just horrible.

This one stood out for me:

--
Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
--

more than this gem?

Shaoxter said:

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

[BrabusMog]

ascayman said:

BrabusMog said:

rohrl said:

BrabusMog said:

SMcP114 said:

MrBarry123 said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Absolute weirdos.

I thought it was a joke thread at first, how wrong I was.

That thread is just horrible.

This one stood out for me:

--
Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
--

more than this gem?

Shaoxter said:

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

That's a different kind of cringe. "Obedient" is a quality I look for in a dog, not a woman.

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[StuntmanMike]

BrabusMog said:

That's a different kind of cringe. "Obedient" is a quality I look for in a dog, not a woman.

Exactly, my wife will have no qualms in bringing me down to earth if I need it, I couldn't be with a weak women.

[StuntmanMike]

It's just occurred to me, I have just contributed to that creepy thread.

[Rude-boy]

StuntmanMike said:

BrabusMog said:

That's a different kind of cringe. "Obedient" is a quality I look for in a dog, not a woman.

Exactly, my wife will have no qualms in bringing me down to earth if I need it, I couldn't be with a weak women.

This.

If I wanted door mat I'd go to B&Q.

[StuntmanMike]

Rude-boy said:

StuntmanMike said:

BrabusMog said:

That's a different kind of cringe. "Obedient" is a quality I look for in a dog, not a woman.

Exactly, my wife will have no qualms in bringing me down to earth if I need it, I couldn't be with a weak women.

This.

If I wanted door mat I'd go to B&Q.

When I first read it I honestly thought Alan Partridge had joined Pistonheads, under multiple log ins.....


CASH BACK.

[austinsmirk]

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BrabusMog said:

ascayman said:

BrabusMog said:

rohrl said:

BrabusMog said:

SMcP114 said:

MrBarry123 said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Absolute weirdos.

I thought it was a joke thread at first, how wrong I was.

That thread is just horrible.

This one stood out for me:

--
Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
--

more than this gem?

Shaoxter said:

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

That's a different kind of cringe. "Obedient" is a quality I look for in a dog, not a woman.

Size four is either horribly anorexic if using uk sizes or something like 16 ish if size 4 USA converted to English.
So she's a fatty or a stick ?

[Countdown]

austinsmirk said:

Size four is either horribly anorexic if using uk sizes or something like 16 ish if size 4 USA converted to English.
So she's a fatty or a stick ?

US size 4 = UK size 8

Uk size 4 is quite skinny I think

[Thankyou4calling]

BrabusMog said:

This one stood out for me:

--
Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
--

Your just jealous.

[evo4a]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

cringe for the electrician, he really is just making it worse

[Tonsko]

evo4a said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

cringe for the electrician, he really is just making it worse

That's just weird. Why would you try and organise that on a public forum?

[Pesty]

Only thing I'm cringing at there is your post I'm afraid. No need for it.

[StuntmanMike]

I'll agree its cringe-worthy, largely owing to the fact I'm friggin skint at the mo....

[BrabusMog]

swerni said:

Pesty said:

Only thing I'm cringing at there is your post I'm afraid. No need for it.

Really? You surprise me

"Imagine telling people you own a Maserati" is pretty cringeworthy in my opinion.

[Pesty]

BrabusMog said:

swerni said:

Pesty said:

Only thing I'm cringing at there is your post I'm afraid. No need for it.

Really? You surprise me

"Imagine telling people you own a Maserati" is pretty cringeworthy in my opinion.

Even if you do find it cringeworthy. why not just ignore it? It's hardly crime of the century and what's wrong with having pride in your car on a car enthusiasts website. It just derails the thread which will no doubt turn into a slanging match now. All the posts were helpful and on topic.

I'd like to imagine telling people I had a masterati rather than a ford.

[Monkeylegend]

Pesty said:

I'd like to imagine telling people I had a masterati rather than a ford.

I wouldn't tell them that.

[Pesty]

Monkeylegend said:

I wouldn't tell them that.

So you are talking about cars and somebody asks what car you drive and you own a Maserati you wouldn't tell them?

There is a difference between boasting and being honest. Having nice things is nothing to be ashamed about.

Have you thought that his last line of the post might have been not that serious?

Edited by Pesty on Saturday 8th November 09:25

[Monkeylegend]

Pesty said:

Monkeylegend said:

I wouldn't tell them that.

So you are talking about cars and somebody asks what car you drive and you own a Maserati you wouldn't tell them?

There is a difference between boasting and being honest. Having nice things is nothing to be ashamed about.

You said Masterati

[BrabusMog]

Pesty said:

BrabusMog said:

swerni said:

Pesty said:

Only thing I'm cringing at there is your post I'm afraid. No need for it.

Really? You surprise me

"Imagine telling people you own a Maserati" is pretty cringeworthy in my opinion.

why not just ignore it? It's hardly crime of the century and what's wrong with having pride in your car on a car enthusiasts website.

I'd like to imagine telling people I had a masterati rather than a ford.

I'd rather not tell people what I drive, why would I?