Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

[trashbat]

Stick with the Skoda

[carreauchompeur]

Got it.

[limpsfield]

trashbat said:

Stick with the Skoda

That is pure gold.

[anonymous-user]

Ikemi said:

Er. Mah. Gerd. You'd like to think so, but I doubt it. Both drive BMW's; it's to be expected ... I jest!

Anyone who knows me will know mine was in jest

[anonymous-user]

trashbat said:

Stick with the Skoda

what a 42 carrot plonker

"I would need to be able to verify the MPG so would do this by ensuring the LPG tank was full, finding a local motorway for a 50 mile drive or so at 70MPH, then re-filling with LPG and calculating the MPG that way."

[mattyc69]

Any threads after a Chris Harris news page post when people talk to him like they are his mate.

[SMcP114]

There's a pretty good one in N,P&E about an 'Alpha male' at the minute.

[Leptons]

mattyc69 said:

Any threads after a Chris Harris news page post when people talk to him like they are his mate.

Ah yes. The Harris appreciation society.

[robbiekhan]

The boxers one I knew about but the shoebox... Oh lord.

Lols are being had with the forum links too

[Tuvra]

I love this thread

My personal favourite is any thread where our cow boy hat wearing friend gets involved. The highlight was when he claimed a TVR Tuscan couldn't lose him on some country roads whilst driving a Smart Roadster with an Automatic box

The 1k threads that followed were also equally as funny and cringeworthy, ended up with him arguing that a Smart Roadster is as fast as a Tuscan (and an Impreza) on certain roads, he went on to show an example of such a road which was basically something like this:

[10 Pence Short]

Leptons said:

Ah yes. The Harris appreciation society.

It's arse-licker Inception. This week saw a cringeworthy two level ring polishing of Lewis Hamilton by Harris, followed by stroking of the spam javelin by frotting PHers.

Next week we should see three levels when Flemke's McLaren is crashed into Plato by Chris Harris. Could get messy.

[trashbat]

SMcP114 said:

There's a pretty good one in N,P&E about an 'Alpha male' at the minute.

That thread is just horrible.

[iva cosworth]

limpsfield said:

trashbat said:

Stick with the Skoda

That is pure gold.

I remember that one.

OP had a bizarre attitude to buying a car......

[Leptons]

10 Pence Short said:

It's arse-licker Inception. This week saw a cringeworthy two level ring polishing of Lewis Hamilton by Harris, followed by stroking of the spam javelin by frotting PHers.

Next week we should see three levels when Flemke's McLaren is crashed into Plato by Chris Harris. Could get messy.

Messy? It will be a Bukakke.

[Leptons]

10 Pence Short said:

It's arse-licker Inception. This week saw a cringeworthy two level ring polishing of Lewis Hamilton by Harris, followed by stroking of the spam javelin by frotting PHers.

Next week we should see three levels when Flemke's McLaren is crashed into Plato by Chris Harris. Could get messy.

Messy? It will be a Bukakke.

[bencollins]

the one where the chap claimed to have bought a 944 on ebay - but hadnt.

[Risotto]

Got to be Flemke's McLaren for me, I had to stop reading it in the end. The worst of the offenders were the posters who, on any other thread would offer blunt take-it-or-leave-it observations; making their transformation into gushing fools on the McLaren thread all the more embarassing.

[anonymous-user]

bencollins said:

the one where the chap claimed to have bought a 944 on ebay - but hadnt.

Welshbeef - he followed that up with something similar iirc

[Justin Cyder]

bencollins said:

the one where the chap claimed to have bought a 944 on ebay - but hadnt.

Welshbeef? I'd be ashamed to show my face after that. That was toe curlingly embarrassing.

[iphonedyou]

Whereami and Welshbeef. Do you have to make an effort to come across like such tts, or does it come naturally?