Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

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ali_kat

31,992 posts

222 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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veevee said:
Do you thank them when you walk past and see them giving someone else a ticket?
You are pathetically grasping at straws to try & make me look a fool; and failing!

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
northwest monkey said:
Can't this thread get back to what it was?

Either that or it's time to lock it.
shoutBig Al!

hehe
Quick someone post a youtube link!

TheJimi

25,010 posts

244 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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GTIR said:
I've seen the cringe thread.

Yet another "Sir Chris of Harris should be on Top Gear he's so amazing" blah blah blah.

Good lord.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Why?
Why do grown men (assuming they are) bother to blow smoke up his arse. Is it because they hope he'll read their posts and invite them for a one-on-one drive in a P1 by the Italian lakes, wind in his hair, sun glistening of his perfect white teeth, flies nestling into his beard like a mother tucks up a child in bed....

Hmm. I'm off to post!

Sir Chris of Harris, I'm cooooming!


Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 9th April 06:26
Whereas your post is written in such a way as to garner support and back slapping from your fellow cringers and self congratulatory wkers.

Edit: That said, I do think that the idea of Harris on Top Gear misses the point of Top Gear, and wouldn't work.

Edited by TheJimi on Wednesday 9th April 08:56

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Papa Hotel said:
Who cares? Really, who cares? If a post of mine gets deleted, I don't see the point in whining like a little bh, it's not like anything has been physically taken from me, it's just a few pixels on a screen.

I don't understand the emotional attachment people are having to words they've typed online and the hysteria over the deletion of inappropriate content. Who cares what happened in the past either? We used to hang people for stealing a Mars bar, now it's frowned upon. Similarly, the site has moved on and it seems poking fun at dead people isn't really the done thing. Deal with it.

fk me, your lives don't start and end on Pistonheads.
^^THIS^^

Look at yourselves, all of you, what a load of old codswallop laugh

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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TheJimi said:
Whereas your post is written in such a way as to garner support and back slapping from your fellow cringers and self congratulatory wkers.

Edit: That said, I do think that the idea of Harris on Top Gear misses the point of Top Gear, and wouldn't work.

Edited by TheJimi on Wednesday 9th April 08:56
And you spend your life writing posts like this...why?
If you are doing them just for yourself then why not just think this?

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
TheJimi said:
Whereas your post is written in such a way as to garner support and back slapping from your fellow cringers and self congratulatory wkers.

Edit: That said, I do think that the idea of Harris on Top Gear misses the point of Top Gear, and wouldn't work.

Edited by TheJimi on Wednesday 9th April 08:56
And you spend your life writing posts like this...why?
If you are doing them just for yourself then why not just think this?
Then how would Sir Chris of Harris see his post?

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

196 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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The sexual tension in this thread is palpable...


TheJimi

25,010 posts

244 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Being honest? Mostly because I can't help myself but it does depend on what kinda mood I'm in.

As for writing such posts, I could say the same about you. You spend the majority of your time on PH writing about stuff you don't get, and how you find certain things cringeworthy or baffling. Why don't you just allow the thought to pass and not feel the need to post about whatever has stoked your fire?

Works both ways dude.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

150 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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'Dude'


Cringes.

Ikemi

8,447 posts

206 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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'Cringes'

Winces.

Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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TheJimi said:
Being honest? Mostly because I can't help myself but it does depend on what kinda mood I'm in.

As for writing such posts, I could say the same about you. You spend the majority of your time on PH writing about stuff you don't get, and how you find certain things cringeworthy or baffling. Why don't you just allow the thought to pass and not feel the need to post about whatever has stoked your fire?

Works both ways dude.
You tell him, Bud.

TheJimi

25,010 posts

244 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Adenauer said:
TheJimi said:
Being honest? Mostly because I can't help myself but it does depend on what kinda mood I'm in.

As for writing such posts, I could say the same about you. You spend the majority of your time on PH writing about stuff you don't get, and how you find certain things cringeworthy or baffling. Why don't you just allow the thought to pass and not feel the need to post about whatever has stoked your fire?

Works both ways dude.
You tell him, Bud.
Yeah, buddy.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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TheJimi said:
Being honest? Mostly because I can't help myself but it does depend on what kinda mood I'm in.

As for writing such posts, I could say the same about you. You spend the majority of your time on PH writing about stuff you don't get, and how you find certain things cringeworthy or baffling. Why don't you just allow the thought to pass and not feel the need to post about whatever has stoked your fire?

Works both ways dude.
Oh I agree. I'd argue we are all mild attention wes in a bizarre internety way.
I was just referring specifically to your accusation of playing to the crowd . However you look at it I can't see that any of us are doing anything but that?

Wacky Racer

38,175 posts

248 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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omgus said:
Wacky Racer said:
northwest monkey said:
Can't this thread get back to what it was?

Either that or it's time to lock it.
shoutBig Al!

hehe
Quick someone post a youtube link!
yes

biggrin

(Only joking Al)

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
And you spend your life writing posts like this...why?
If you are doing them just for yourself then why not just think this?
Can't believe you of all people had the nerve to post that hehe

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Triumph Man said:
Monty Zoomer said:
Triumph Man said:
Although thanking moderators for doing so still smacks a little of the "school swot".
Grow up man, what's the matter with you? You're pathetic!
Ummm what?
I'm still trying to work out why what I'm so pathetic... trying to see both sides, whilst not resorting to blatant insults.

SMcP114

2,916 posts

193 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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TheJimi said:
Being honest? Mostly because I can't help myself but it does depend on what kinda mood I'm in.

As for writing such posts, I could say the same about you. You spend the majority of your time on PH writing about stuff you don't get, and how you find certain things cringeworthy or baffling. Why don't you just allow the thought to pass and not feel the need to post about whatever has stoked your fire?

Works both ways dude.
Because it's funny.

blindswelledrat said:
K12beano said:
More news:

The trial of the captain of the Costa Concordia cruise ship has run aground
That's not a joke. Nowhere ever has the phrase "run aground" applied to legal proceedings. Doesn't make sense.

It's like saying the trial of notorious paedohphile Roy Whiting has fingered a child. Nonsense.
Although to find that I had to write "Pistonheads fingered a child" into the Google search, so if this laptop ever breaks it can stay broken as it won't be going into Currys.

krunchkin

2,209 posts

142 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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back on track - here's some truly awful bellends having a cock stroke about the fact they've flown business class ...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

iphonedyou

9,255 posts

158 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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Every single one of kapiteinlangzaam's god awful posts on this thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Somebody is, in his view, wrong on the internet. A new person has posted two threads about his car, and sweet jesus, what's this? One of those threads has been posted in an incorrect sub forum.

Total idiot, and the epitomisation of all that's wrong with car forums.

carreauchompeur

17,851 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th April 2014
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krunchkin said:
back on track - here's some truly awful bellends having a cock stroke about the fact they've flown business class ...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
Yep:

"Boarding first as a club passenger and then having a hundred or so cattle class clambering over you to get to the rear of the plane is tedious."
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