Tell us something really trivial about your life (Catch 22)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Catch 22)

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drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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DickyC said:
GOG440 said:
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
What did the airbrakes ever do for us?
He DAREd us. We did. He sulked.


Is it possible for the Sunderland to become too wet?

I mean, at what point does it become less of a plane and more of a boat. The local farmers are looking for a place to shelter their now hybrid sheepducks and I was wondering if we should oblige. If we row it out into the middle of the field, i'm sure they'll find a use for it.

pad58

12,545 posts

181 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Put in the recharged battery in the Golf, and it went like....well ask the dog it was her face against the back window.

DickyC

49,739 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
He DAREd us. We did. He sulked.


Is it possible for the Sunderland to become too wet?

I mean, at what point does it become less of a plane and more of a boat. The local farmers are looking for a place to shelter their now hybrid sheepducks and I was wondering if we should oblige. If we row it out into the middle of the field, i'm sure they'll find a use for it.
Not only a noble and fitting for Short Brother's finest but also a way of stoppping the senior members from from hooning the old bus through the flooded fields of Olde Englande.

Row it? I'll be damned if we don't beach it at full throttle.

Have you addressed any of this to the Honorary Aircrew?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Certainly have done.

As this is a new venture, it was deemed a 'christening' was in order.

- Pad suggested we throw some sausages at it,
- CM71, lob an empty Stag bottle at the pilot (contents deemed too precious to waste)
- CB suggested we throw venerable Slopes at the propeller (not nice)
- 'ryn (MIA), a piece of Mary Berry choccie sponge cake
- Waugh (MMIA), a complementary BINI keyring and half a tank of screenwash


Overall the only suggestion that met with agreement was the one indicating that afterwards we take one of the sheep as 'payment' and have a jolly decent scoff. If you ask me, it seems to fit with the 'fatted calf' theme for the page.


Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Afternoon fkers and fkettes

C2james

4,685 posts

165 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Starting volume 22 early?

How DARE you!

I cared deeply for volume 21. Now whos pants will I sniff in the shared bathroom???
I'm sure CB will have some spare pants for you?

Chim

7,259 posts

177 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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So, since this is the resurrection thread, does that me we are all now redeemed of our sins and get to start again and does that then mean that CB is actually a virgin


DickyC

49,739 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Where are the Waughs of yesteryear?

Gretchen

19,037 posts

216 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Council Baby said:
Afternoon fkers and fkettes
Afternoon.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Dogs of Waugh and BINIS of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discoveries are to be stripped on down
Our currency is of cake and scones
JABY's plum pants opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round your haggis
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Even our masters don't know the TT web we weave
One TT world, it's a battleground
One world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
Invisible forums, long distance threads,
Hollow laughter in these threads of dread
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of Waugh
You can't stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in trivia is the nature of this beast
One TT world, it's a battleground
One TT world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One world
The dogs of Waugh won't negotiate
The dogs of Waugh don't capitulate,
They will take your shed for a fair part exchange,
And it must die so the BINI may live
You can knock at any door,
But wherever you go, you know they've been there before
Well winners can lose and things and deals can get strained
But whatever you change, you know the pooch remains.
One TT world, it's a battleground
One TT world, and we will smash it down
One world ... One TT world

or sumfink like that

(displacement activity - creativity comes but as a trickle today)

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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I've got dinner with a big titted teacher tonight.

Just up the road from her place... Which is miles from mine.

At least she won't know where I live in the morning thumbup

TheChampers

4,093 posts

138 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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dmn, genius, sirclap


Trivia/
That album was released on my 22nd birthday (if Wiki is correct)smile

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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TheChampers said:
dmn, genius, sirclap


Trivia/
That album was released on my 22nd birthday (if Wiki is correct)smile
Loved that album. I liked Radio Kaos too but Roger Waters really disappeared up his own arse while the others proved to him that he wasn't pink Floyd alone.

Ps- I was 9 when it came out.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

211 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
TheChampers said:
dmn, genius, sirclap


Trivia/
That album was released on my 22nd birthday (if Wiki is correct)smile
Loved that album. I liked Radio Kaos too but Roger Waters really disappeared up his own arse while the others proved to him that he wasn't pink Floyd alone.

Ps- I was 9 when it came out.
One of my favourite set of lines from any song evarr are these

You wake up in the morning
Get something for the pot
Wonder why the sun makes the rocks feel hot
Draw on the walls
Eat
Get laid
Back in the good old days
Then some damn fool invents the wheel
Listen to the whitewalls squeal
You spend all day looking for a parking spot
Nothing for the heart
Nothing for the pot

For a time Radio KAOS was my most listened to CD.

I've seen RW a fair few times now. Never get tired of his music.

leafspring

7,032 posts

137 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Anyone done TT roll call yet?

DickyC

49,739 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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leafspring said:
Anyone done TT roll call yet?
Are you volunteering?

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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So- that cad Papa Hotel is asking Kinga what hotel in staying in...!

DickyC

49,739 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Saw Led Zepellin live.

Never saw Pink Floyd.

Mrs C saw The Beatles in concert.

Blimey.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

182 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
So- that cad Papa Hotel is asking Kinga what hotel in staying in...!
Snitches get stitches.

DickyC

49,739 posts

198 months

Thursday 6th February 2014
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I see everything twice.
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