Tell us something really trivial about your life (Catch 22)

[Grandpad58]

Such a win, win going on with you today Chunks , with new van and flashy light.
And still a workie.

[Chunkymonkey71]

wst said:

I think that thread should be locked, it's clearly diverged well away from the topic.

Who wants to start a gay marriage thread?

I'd marry roper. He's the guv.

[VinceFox]

Chunk, what's the firing order of the engine? I only ask as a friend wants to know.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Grandpad58 said:

Such a win, win going on with you today Chunks , with new van and flashy light.
And still a workie.

Only managed one job today pad! A farm. And it was fking manky!!!

Took my safety boots off before I got in the van!

[Chunkymonkey71]

VinceFox said:

Chunk, what's the firing order of the engine? I only ask as a friend wants to know.

Bang, bang, bang... Then bang.

There are some sucks, squeezes and blows in between though.

I haven't tried under steering it round a corner yet...

[GOG440]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

VinceFox said:

Chunk, what's the firing order of the engine? I only ask as a friend wants to know.

Bang, bang, bang... Then bang.

There are some sucks, squeezes and blows in between though.

I haven't tried under steering it round a corner yet...

But youve already had a suck and a blow?

[VinceFox]

GOG440 said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

VinceFox said:

Chunk, what's the firing order of the engine? I only ask as a friend wants to know.

Bang, bang, bang... Then bang.

There are some sucks, squeezes and blows in between though.

I haven't tried under steering it round a corner yet...

But youve already had a suck and a blow?

I hear momentum is the key!

[Chunkymonkey71]

GOG440 said:

But youve already had a suck and a blow?

And 4 bangs! Flashy light= fanny magnet.

CB- take notes!

[GOG440]

KaraK.

I am sat here sniggering at your rebuttal of that feckwits arguments.
Two buses and a taxi to get into the same postcode as your point.
I may have to steal that one, it has made my day.

[Aizle]

Good evening

[DickyC]

Thank God you're here.

[leafspring]

Back from work,

So booored...

ooh look a PS3

[drivin_me_nuts]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

My van review by Chunk (aged 35.95)

My new van is a Citroen berlingo. It only had 27 miles but I went and done 120 today. It has three seats and one of them becomes a table. You can use it for sandwiches and comics. It has a flashy orange light to tell people that I'm very important. The gearstick is like a golf ball, but without any dimples. You shouldn't hit it with a golf club.

Because it has three seats, there is not nowhere to put your left leg when you drive. This is a bit rubbish. It also has a company logo on it, so I shouldn't drive like a mong no more. It has a sat nav, so if I need to wee I can find a toilet, instead of weeing in the van.

I like my new van. The flashy light is the bestest bit.

Have you checked the paint quality on the van? There's no black panels or dodgy respray with a different color. It seems Citroen seem quite good at delivering new products in multi colours.

[Chunkymonkey71]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Have you checked the paint quality on the van? There's no black panels or dodgy respray with a different color. It seems Citroen seem quite good at delivering new products in multi colours.

I've put the worlds dirtiest safety boots in it. They probably voided the warranty.

[DickyC]

drivin_me_nuts said:

It seems Citroen seem quite good at delivering new products in multi colours.

VW did it deliberately during their Harlequin phase:

[drivin_me_nuts]

At least that was intentional. That Citroen thread highlights convincingly why Citroen are in trouble. Shonky dealers, crap manufacturer response and a stack of potential customers wondering why they don't go KIA, Hyundai and suchlike.

[McAndy]

Interesting. I hadn't seen a Golf Harlequin until now.

I had a nosey around a Monaro today. You could comfortably fit a child seat in one of those, and probably a pushchair in the boot. Just sayin'.

[leglessAlex]

I've never seen a Golf Harlequin in person, but have seen the Polo Harlequin. I like them.

[iva cosworth]

leglessAlex said:

I've never seen a Golf Harlequin in person, but have seen the Polo Harlequin. I like them.

I've seen one Golf and lots of Polos.

They're a bit of fun and well done to VW for daring to sell them.

[Grandpad58]

Mine is RED I like RED.