Tell us something really trivial about your life (Catch 22)

[Adenauer]

Good luck, pad, I really hope you get something sorted out.

[DickyC]

Well done, pad. Going up there to have a butcher's.

That's what we like to hear.

[TheChampers]

Hope all goes well pad

First day back in the office and like, well, I'm actually having to do some you know, "proper" work

Not fair!

[Grandpad58]

Cheers guys , if I get it??????

[Mr Roper]

That's Gretchen country.

[Justaredbadge]

Cut my ballsack wit the trimmer.

[Mr Roper]

Amateur.

[Chunkymonkey71]

So the hospital was easy. The industrial estate afterwards was a complete pain in the dick though.

Driving from Dumfries to ayr now. Perfect day for it!

[Grandpad58]

Mr Roper said:

That's Gretchen country.

It is indeed.

[captainzep]

Justaredbadge said:

Cut my ballsack wit the trimmer.

As ideas go to generate £500 quickly, shearing yourself to create a fleece of 'manswool' is not the best. -Or at least it's not a pullover I would wear.

[Justaredbadge]

captainzep said:

As ideas go to generate £500 quickly, shearing yourself to create a fleece of 'manswool' is not the best. -Or at least it's not a pullover I would wear.

But only because of he odd grey one, right?

[captainzep]

Justaredbadge said:

But only because of he odd grey one, right?

It's... the lanolin.

[michael243]

Should I get some hair dye to hide my greys or not

[Mr Roper]

michael243 said:

Should I get some hair dye to hide my greys or not

Arn't you 18'ish?. Tough break, kidder.

[Grandpad58]

Poor Michael 25632, you must have had a hard paper round.

[Adenauer]

Once, there was this kid, who...........

[Gretchen]

Grandpad58 said:

Mr Roper said:

That's Gretchen country.

It is indeed.

It is. Where's your interview? FB me if you don't want to post here. I used to work in Measures in Brampton. Best Butchers ever.

I started as the fairy that made Christmas Puddings at night.

Talking of Fairies...

ali_kat said:

Morning all

Anyone seen Gretchen? She was last seen following fairy lights late at night & we all know that's a trap & they are vicious little buggers fairys.. That said, they'll have bitten off more than they can chew with our Gretchen

I'm alive. And considering the past few days/weekend it's taken even me by surprise! Just late checking in today

That driveway was beautiful. So was the house

[michael243]

Mr Roper said:

Arn't you 18'ish?. Tough break, kidder.

I am 19, but will be 20 in June

[leglessAlex]

michael243 said:

Mr Roper said:

Arn't you 18'ish?. Tough break, kidder.

I am 19, but will be 20 in June

Ah nice, I'm not the baby of the thread! Cheered me up no end.

[Adenauer]

Read it again, Michael.

Sheesh, the yoof of today...