The perfect girl
Discussion
durbster said:
I don't understand this inclination to chase girls that are into the same things as you. My missus has almost zero interest in my hobbies and simply lets me get on with them, and vice versa.
For me it’s the fact that my hobbies consume holidays from work and consume the money I would spend going abroad for instance, so because of that dating somebody that liked regular holidays to the south of France wouldn't work "sorry babe, I have used all my work holiday entitlement up and that £500 I had spare went on a new pair of drag radials"I suppose I could quit racing
PanzerCommander said:
For me it’s the fact that my hobbies consume holidays from work and consume the money I would spend going abroad for instance, so because of that dating somebody that liked regular holidays to the south of France wouldn't work "sorry babe, I have used all my work holiday entitlement up and that £500 I had spare went on a new pair of drag radials"
I suppose I could quit racing
Ah, that makes sense. We do share a fondness for the consumptive things like travel. I suppose I could quit racing
Other than that, most of my hobbies involve me sitting at a computer* while she watches dancing programmes on telly so they're not exactly diffiult to live with.
*no, I don't mean masturbation.
durbster said:
Ah, that makes sense. We do share a fondness for the consumptive things like travel.
Other than that, most of my hobbies involve me sitting at a computer* while she watches dancing programmes on telly so they're not exactly diffiult to live with.
*no, I don't mean masturbation.
You mean that you are not referring purely to masturbation?Other than that, most of my hobbies involve me sitting at a computer* while she watches dancing programmes on telly so they're not exactly diffiult to live with.
*no, I don't mean masturbation.
y2blade said:
.....Mine.
Not yours but mine for me as well.Took many false starts to find one who understood that my main job and paying hobby are a way of life. They are as much a part of me as my right arm and have been so for almost as long.
Cannot stand women with no brain or fire inside them. If you aren't interested in the world outside your bubble you can't have much about you.
Don't have time for the mental, but don't ever be a door mat because i don't always have time to worry about pandering to sensibilities.
Never bothered much about who has the biggest salary or is the highest flying but you have to be able to slip from joking about with people who many reverie(and some despise!) and live a life you can only dream of, to those who can only dream of our life.
Edited by Rude-boy on Monday 10th February 21:53
PanzerCommander said:
durbster said:
I don't understand this inclination to chase girls that are into the same things as you. My missus has almost zero interest in my hobbies and simply lets me get on with them, and vice versa.
For me it’s the fact that my hobbies consume holidays from work and consume the money I would spend going abroad for instance, so because of that dating somebody that liked regular holidays to the south of France wouldn't work "sorry babe, I have used all my work holiday entitlement up and that £500 I had spare went on a new pair of drag radials"I suppose I could quit racing
)For me, it would have to be:
- Petite
- Brunette or redhead
- blue or grey eyes
- naturally pretty in a cute way - ie not made-up/fake tanned/mascara'd to death to look "hot" or "fit"
- nothing larger than a b cup (they just get in the way)
- no tattoos
- likes rock or folk/country music
- not a veggie!
- the irish accennt is rather nice
- doesnt have to be a petrolhead, but to at least have some interest in proper driving and roadcraft would be nice (definitely not a "cars as white goods" person)
grumbledoak said:
Hackney said:
Jenny Jones
/thread
That Green Political Granny?/thread
/w
k, more like. She looks like Zelda from TerraHawks!I would start the bidding at slender, pale skinned, and brunette and see how we go.
Four Weddings said:
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy.
It worked for my parents.
Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
It worked for my parents.
Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
shirt said:
Hairbrakes said:
- nothing larger than a b cup (they just get in the way)
Trust mt, having been with a modestly chested girl, and a girl with ginormous knockers, I know I'd take small, firm and perky over huge flobbery beach balls every day. But then, each to their own I suppose
Gah. Why did I read this thread yesterday ? Went for a stroll through town today in my lunch hour (it's the Isle of Man, we only have small towns..) and instead of the occasional sideways glance at the finest of office totty I'd turned into a gimlet eyed Terminator with an imaginary red text read-out checking for the required criteria. 
Ok, less than half of the list could be verified but that half contains most of the things that would be on my list. If I had one..
[quote=Pints]*nurses (though a physio would be perfect)
Must like dogs, Dangermouse and be a non-smoker
Alternatively scrap everything above and give me Jennifer Lawrence, please.
Ok, less than half of the list could be verified but that half contains most of the things that would be on my list. If I had one..
[quote=Pints]*nurses (though a physio would be perfect)
- brown hair: yup
- blue eyes: or green
- 5ft 5ins: ish
- 34C: more than a handful is a waste
- Irish accent: bit like my native Scottish accent: can sound like Kirsty Young
or an opening door. So a Welsh accent all the way. - no tattoos: preferably not but subtle is ok. I wouldn't want to date a lass painted like an inner city underpass.
- like footie: optional. A mild interest is fine. A love of motorsport would act as a joker.
- like rock: definitely. Must have a healthy disregard for almost everything form the last 10 years.
- eat meat: would make dining far less of a PITA though vegginess would be tolerated. I think.
- drink wine: in moderation. Having been out with someone that could strip a vineyard I don't want to carry a squeeze like Ms McCall was howffed out of Lake Windermere.
- drive: essential! Like someone posted earlier, must not have "cars as white goods" ethos. An eight year old Kia Rio is a :no-no:
Must like dogs, Dangermouse and be a non-smoker
Alternatively scrap everything above and give me Jennifer Lawrence, please.
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