The perfect girl

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Eric Mc

122,076 posts

266 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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EarlOfHazard said:
Eric Mc said:
What about West Dublin?
Call me pedantic, but I'm sure that you fall at the first hurdle- you're not a girl!! Unless you are of course.. :-)
Nobody's perfect.

(Watch Some Like it Hot)

MartinQ

796 posts

182 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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DirrieMore said:
can sound like Kirsty Young cloud9
She does have a lovely accent yumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVo6DNLacOg&fe...

Hairbrakes

10,402 posts

161 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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NeMiSiS said:
Mathew, stop it.

The only T1T you have had in your mouth was your Mothers, now stop telling fibs.
I don't care what you believe because I know I'm telling the truth

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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AstonZagato said:
Someone that makes me happy and I make her happy. Everything else is pointless.
I suppose the point is that some of those things on that list will make some men happy.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Hairbrakes said:
For me, it would have to be:

  • Petite
  • Brunette or redhead
  • blue or grey eyes
  • naturally pretty in a cute way - ie not made-up/fake tanned/mascara'd to death to look "hot" or "fit"
  • nothing larger than a b cup (they just get in the way)
  • no tattoos
  • likes rock or folk/country music
  • not a veggie!
  • the irish accennt is rather nice
  • doesnt have to be a petrolhead, but to at least have some interest in proper driving and roadcraft would be nice (definitely not a "cars as white goods" person)


scratchchin


Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Matt's twin sister? yikes

Pixel Pusher

10,194 posts

160 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Adenauer said:
Matt's twin sister? yikes
I don't see it myself….


Adenauer

18,581 posts

237 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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I also see a bit of George Doors biggrin

Shnozz

27,503 posts

272 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Beyond more than a cursory glance, a woman's physical appearance is not something that influences whether I fancy them or not. All about the personality and some plane janes can be sexy as hell, and equally some model materials can be as unattractive as one could possibly imagine.

So, ideal woman for me

Brainy
Understanding
Modest
Sharing
Experimentative
Xtraordinarily good at deciphering acronyms





FerrousOxide

221 posts

146 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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thenorth said:
I would say

5'6 or shorter
Size 10
34D
Brown hair
Intelligent
Has a few interests and hobbies
A little sporty
Minimal makeup
Good cook
Drives something sensible so I can buy something ridiculous
Oi, are you looking at my bird? Mrs Oxide's a 10/10 on your list....
WHY? whistle

VinceFox

20,566 posts

173 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Gothy, wears shiny stuff and happy to smash your junk up.

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Hairbrakes said:
For me, it would have to be:

  • Petite
  • Brunette or redhead
  • blue or grey eyes
  • naturally pretty in a cute way - ie not made-up/fake tanned/mascara'd to death to look "hot" or "fit"
  • nothing larger than a b cup (they just get in the way)
  • no tattoos
  • likes rock or folk/country music
  • not a veggie!
  • the irish accennt is rather nice
  • doesnt have to be a petrolhead, but to at least have some interest in proper driving and roadcraft would be nice (definitely not a "cars as white goods" person)
I dated a redhead with something like G cups. Liked rock music, eat meat. The G cups were incredibly good fun. Things like that are meant to be part of the fun, they never get in the way ....

ali_kat

31,993 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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AstonZagato said:
Four Weddings said:
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy.
It worked for my parents.
Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
laugh

True though

shirt

22,621 posts

202 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
Matt's twin sister? yikes
I don't see it myself….

[s]he's the james harries for the internet age

eskidavies

5,378 posts

160 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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Squirter, end of.thumbup

smileymikey

1,446 posts

227 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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shirt said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
Matt's twin sister? yikes
I don't see it myself….

[s]he's the james harries for the internet age
The sand bags are to keep her in...not the water out wink

eskidavies

5,378 posts

160 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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smileymikey said:
shirt said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
Matt's twin sister? yikes
I don't see it myself….

[s]he's the james harries for the internet age
The sand bags are to keep her in...not the water out wink
Sand bags I thought they were kebab meat, elephants leg.

iphonedyou

9,257 posts

158 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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durbster said:
I don't understand this inclination to chase girls that are into the same things as you. My missus has almost zero interest in my hobbies and simply lets me get on with them, and vice versa.
Same. I'd hate if my girlfriend was into the same things. Plus I get a week away snowboarding with mates every year! plus the usual stag do and boys trips. Perfect!

Biggriff

2,312 posts

285 months

Wednesday 12th February 2014
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I always think girls can either fcek or cook, but finding one that does both is the holy grail. You pays your money as they say.

Been out with models and fat birds and to be honest it's pretty boring having a conversation with a vacuous blond bimbo. My mates all seemed jealous until they interacted with her socially then the appeal of the visual dissipated rapidly.



Edited by Biggriff on Wednesday 12th February 20:35

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Thursday 13th February 2014
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oh please, pretty please.