These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Friday 13th March 2015
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Why? Cog goes around, left goes down, top moves left into the space, no?

bomb

3,692 posts

284 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Apologies for the blurry phone pic.

Bebee

4,679 posts

225 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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where you bin to take that pic?

Tyre Tread

10,534 posts

216 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Rubbish picture.

CB2152

1,555 posts

133 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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To be honest, it is a wheely crap picture isn't it...

havoc

30,065 posts

235 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Something else wrong with that pic...can't put my finger on it...



(Ah, is that what's supposed to annoy everyone - the photo is blurry and has a finger across the lens and is full of (let's be honest) rubbish??? wink )

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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I'm sure there was a pair of annotated mammaries on here earlier confused

AWRacing

1,712 posts

225 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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CoolC said:
From the "pictures of your desk" thread. biggrin

Where to start with that picture?!

Some Gump

12,690 posts

186 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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AWRacing said:
Where to start with that picture?!
The cat candle holder. The phrase says there is a time and a place for everything; there is no time or place where that is a valid ornament.

bomb

3,692 posts

284 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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havoc said:
Something else wrong with that pic...can't put my finger on it...



(Ah, is that what's supposed to annoy everyone - the photo is blurry and has a finger across the lens and is full of (let's be honest) rubbish??? wink )
well having spent almost 4 hrs arranging bloody wheelie bins, my fingers were so sore I could hardly hold my phone. Then I noticed they were actually all lined up in the wrong order, and one side was up to the lines and the other side wasn't !! I just gave up. Give me a break. weeping

TNW

536 posts

202 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

229 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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morgs_ said:
ALBA MELV said:
From the Frivolous purchases thread :

MagicalTrevor said:
My trailer already has a winch but it's manual, and who's got time for that!?



2,500lb 12v Winch and 75Ah leisure battery
The socket.
Everyone can breathe easy now, we have a resolution. (Can't believe you missed the kitchen towel wink )



Except it has been made worse elsewhere furioushehe
Do you suspect that was deliberate? winkhehe

LordGrover

33,543 posts

212 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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bomb said:


Apologies for the blurry phone pic.
I'd've liked to see the 'after' picture once the bin men had done their worstk

Antony Moxey

8,065 posts

219 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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TNW said:
Are we looking at the upside down eights on the cement truck?

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Always loved this - You can tell the instructions given weren't quite clear enough to the brain dead moron who had to actually get it done.


yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Asterix said:
Always loved this - You can tell the instructions given weren't quite clear enough to the brain dead moron who had to actually get it done.

Brain dead moron, or just a signwriter who didn't speak the language in which the instructions were written?

Perhaps the brain dead moron who ordered the job should take some of the blame? After all, if an order is sufficiently vague or inaccurate that it can be messed up to that extent, then it wasn't very clear in the first place wink

Signwriter: No Eeenglish, mister.
Customer: OK. So what I want you to do, then, is translate this written instruction from English into Arabic.

...tell me again which of the contracting parties is the thick one?

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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I think the Arbic/Arabic sort of gives it away.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Asterix said:
I think the Arbic/Arabic sort of gives it away.
So it's the customer, then, as clearly they must have left out the missing 'A' from the text of the order...

wink

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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hehe

You win, I give up.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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yellowjack said:
Asterix said:
I think the Arbic/Arabic sort of gives it away.
So it's the customer, then, as clearly they must have left out the missing 'A' from the text of the order...

wink
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