These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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havoc

30,099 posts

236 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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irocfan said:
Ste1987 said:
McAndy said:
stumpage said:
Who allowed this on a bloody expensive car.

There are a multitude of things in there, depending on how pedantic one's feeling, but what annoys me is that in these press shots the rear view mirrors are often aligned straight on to the camera.
The fact the indicators and wiper controls are on the same stick make my teeth itch! Not right!
meh - that's livable to be honest. It's the off-set vents that get me (same in the SLK)
I'm still p'd off that all the European mfrs leave the indicator and wiper stalks 'backwards' for RHD markets.

(Drive a Jap import...indicator stalk is on the 'outside' (i.e. the RHS, not the LHS as is usual). It feels far more natural than the usual location and permits you to operate it without interfering with gearchanges - all Euro mfrs just tool-up for one set, regardless of LHD or RHD market, so the RHD markets have to suffer the set-up optimised for LHD markets.)

Teppic

7,370 posts

258 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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Silver Smudger said:
Alex@POD said:
From the Evo Triangle thread:

House86 said:
Thought I'd share a pic from last week I like, started snowing while I was there, roads where empty and had a good drive biggrin

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Not seeing anything amiss?
To me it's wrong on so many levels:

Rear wiper not horizontal when parked (although, to be fair, they aren't on most cars)
The break in the black stripes by the fog light
The Mini sticker on the number plate
The '5' on the number plate just looks wrong
John Cooper Works, while centered on the actual number, is not centered on the number plate and looks worse because of the black stripes
White reversing sensors on the black stripes...

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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Ste1987 said:
The fact the indicators and wiper controls are on the same stick make my teeth itch! Not right!
quite like it myself, as someone used to jumping in and out of different motors you *can't* flip the wrong stalk, it's a long way down my list of things merc could have tried to do a better job on...

BigBen

11,653 posts

231 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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havoc said:
I'm still p'd off that all the European mfrs leave the indicator and wiper stalks 'backwards' for RHD markets.

(Drive a Jap import...indicator stalk is on the 'outside' (i.e. the RHS, not the LHS as is usual). It feels far more natural than the usual location and permits you to operate it without interfering with gearchanges - all Euro mfrs just tool-up for one set, regardless of LHD or RHD market, so the RHD markets have to suffer the set-up optimised for LHD markets.)
Made most ridiculous when the Honda versions of Rovers had the stalk on the correct side and the Rovers did not.

motco

15,969 posts

247 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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BigBen said:
havoc said:
I'm still p'd off that all the European mfrs leave the indicator and wiper stalks 'backwards' for RHD markets.

(Drive a Jap import...indicator stalk is on the 'outside' (i.e. the RHS, not the LHS as is usual). It feels far more natural than the usual location and permits you to operate it without interfering with gearchanges - all Euro mfrs just tool-up for one set, regardless of LHD or RHD market, so the RHD markets have to suffer the set-up optimised for LHD markets.)
Made most ridiculous when the Honda versions of Rovers had the stalk on the correct side and the Rovers did not.
All my cars up until the early 1980s had the indicator stalk on the right. The first that didn't was a 1983 Ford IIRC. It's a Euro thing...

Incidentally at about the time I had the first car with the stalk on the left, BMW was selling cars in UK with LHD wiper layout. Disgusting for a premium brand.

66mpg

651 posts

108 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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The first vehicle my family had which had the indicator stalk on the left was a K-Reg, 1971 Ford Transit. Ford had moved the ignition switch off the dash I favour of a steering lock ignition switch. Confused the hell out of my dad. He drove from the dealer in Kingston-upon-Thames to Reading indicating left when he meant right and vice versa.

To him, stalk up for left, down for right, was burned into his muscle memory. The fact that you move the stalk in the same direction as the wheel just did not compute.

The next day he had me standing in front of the van pointing at each indicator as he turned it on until he believed what I had instinctively grasped, aged 7 1/2. He then added dymo labels to the dash to remind him which way to move the stalk!

Edited by 66mpg on Tuesday 15th March 17:25

motco

15,969 posts

247 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Next: The moving of motorcycle gear changes from right to left...

Big Rod

6,200 posts

217 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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66mpg said:
To him, stalk up for left, down for right, was burned into his muscle memory. The fact that you move the stalk in the same direction as the wheel just did not compute.
I taught an ex-girlfriend to drive over twenty years ago and she din't get this either.

Strange because she was very clever otherwise.

simplygod

165 posts

219 months

Tuesday 15th March 2016
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MagicalTrevor

6,476 posts

230 months

Tuesday 15th March 2016
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simplygod said:
I'm going to suggest that the spacebar was going to be smaller to fit a Windows 'Menu' key to the right hand side but was removed because... well, nobody every uses it!

TartanPaint

2,991 posts

140 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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CoolC

4,220 posts

215 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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confused

5potTurbo

12,555 posts

169 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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irocfan said:
Ste1987 said:
McAndy said:
stumpage said:
Who allowed this on a bloody expensive car.

There are a multitude of things in there, depending on how pedantic one's feeling, but what annoys me is that in these press shots the rear view mirrors are often aligned straight on to the camera.
The fact the indicators and wiper controls are on the same stick make my teeth itch! Not right!
meh - that's livable to be honest. It's the off-set vents that get me (same in the SLK)
You'll likely switch the speed limiter on too, which is also on the left, next to the wipers/indicators stalk!
I always did that when I drove my mate's C63. paperbag

The vents are annoying though!

myvision

1,948 posts

137 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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TartanPaint said:
What is it here then?

TartanPaint

2,991 posts

140 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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The far left airvent. Would it have killed them to straighten it for a photo selling a £1.65m car?

irocfan

40,568 posts

191 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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5potTurbo said:
irocfan said:
Ste1987 said:
McAndy said:
stumpage said:
Who allowed this on a bloody expensive car.

There are a multitude of things in there, depending on how pedantic one's feeling, but what annoys me is that in these press shots the rear view mirrors are often aligned straight on to the camera.
The fact the indicators and wiper controls are on the same stick make my teeth itch! Not right!
meh - that's livable to be honest. It's the off-set vents that get me (same in the SLK)
You'll likely switch the speed limiter on too, which is also on the left, next to the wipers/indicators stalk!
I always did that when I drove my mate's C63. paperbag

The vents are annoying though!
how the juddering fk did you manage to turn on the speed limiter by accident?



JumboBeef

3,772 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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Not for OCD reasons, but this sign irritates me every time I see it.

5potTurbo

12,555 posts

169 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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Dunno paperbag

CanAm

9,252 posts

273 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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silverthorn2151 said:
Blimey, over the last few pages there is some particularly rarefied and focused teeth itching going on.

In the real world how are these noticed and are they not, for the most part, minor idiosyncrasies?
A moment of reason in this sea of OCD.
The world is not symmetrical FFS - learn to live with it!

Antony Moxey

8,093 posts

220 months

Wednesday 16th March 2016
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JumboBeef said:
Not for OCD reasons, but this sign irritates me every time I see it.
Alphington Road, Exeter's only 24hr free car park.

I'd say the sign has to be like that - the sign itself can't overhang traffic and the poles can't block the entrance to the bridge arch. Or is there something else I'm not seeing?