These pictures make my teeth itch

[AlexC1981]

Nik da Greek said:

DSS1 said:

To a property I was at not so long ago :

How many screws do you need?

Never mind the screws, how many doorhandles do you need?

The bottom handle is for the Gnome who lives through the tiny door.

[fishermanpaul]

miniman said:

What he said ^


?????

[Piersman2]

fishermanpaul said:

miniman said:

What he said ^


?????

To be fair it's not so clear on that compressed screenshot, but the '11' of the drop down is definitely a smaller font size on the real website, at least I always thought it was until I saw that screengrab I posted, now I'm not so sure. I might be imagining it.

[Noodle1982]

I'm sure i could live with it if given the opportunity, but....

[wolfracesonic]

^ Genuine need for the X brace to be offset, or has somebody dropped one?

[Antony Moxey]

It's the engine that's offset. It doesn't line up with the front suspension mounts that you'd assume would be the components that are central.

[Antony Moxey]

Piersman2 said:

To be fair it's not so clear on that compressed screenshot, but the '11' of the drop down is definitely a smaller font size on the real website, at least I always thought it was until I saw that screengrab I posted, now I'm not so sure. I might be imagining it.

I think you're imagining it. Two ones side by side are smaller just because of the shape of the characters than any other two digit combination so it looks like a different font just because the digits are a lot narrower.

[wolfracesonic]

Antony Moxey said:

It's the engine that's offset. It doesn't line up with the front suspension mounts that you'd assume would be the components that are central.

The engines offset!!!!!!!! Ffs that's even worse!

[Antony Moxey]

wolfracesonic said:

Antony Moxey said:

It's the engine that's offset. It doesn't line up with the front suspension mounts that you'd assume would be the components that are central.

The engines offset!!!!!!!! Ffs that's even worse!

Hehe - it might be canted slightly rather than offset. I suspect you don't look under bonnets very often, I don't think I've ever seen a symmetrical engine bay.

[wolfracesonic]

Antony Moxey said:

wolfracesonic said:

Antony Moxey said:

It's the engine that's offset. It doesn't line up with the front suspension mounts that you'd assume would be the components that are central.

The engines offset!!!!!!!! Ffs that's even worse!

Hehe - it might be canted slightly rather than offset. I suspect you don't look under bonnets very often ever, I don't think I've ever seen a symmetrical engine bay.

[Monkeylegend]

wolfracesonic said:

The engines offset!!!!!!!! Ffs that's even worse!

That's nothing, in both my Saab 900's the engine fell over in the engine bay after they installed it and they sent it out like that.

[mgtony]

Nuts,bolts and washers!

[bertie]

mgtony said:

Nuts,bolts and washers!

Reminds me of a very old joke.

[CanAm]

How about this Phonetic Alphabet that came up on the 'Classics from the Mrs' thread?

[CypherP]

CanAm said:

How about this Phonetic Alphabet that came up on the 'Classics from the Mrs' thread?

Llama? Think they may have got one wrong...

[schmunk]

CypherP said:

Llama? Think they may have got one wrong...

Only with your uncouth British pronunciation (the same as mine...)

[McAndy]

CypherP said:

Llama? Think they may have got one wrong...

Welsh?

[ajprice]

McAndy said:

CypherP said:

Llama? Think they may have got one wrong...

Welsh?

You 'tard?

[h0b0]

The following represents genre that annoys me,



Fake fires in estate agent pictures

[silverthorn2151]

Antony Moxey said:

It's the engine that's offset. It doesn't line up with the front suspension mounts that you'd assume would be the components that are central.

Front?