These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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Jarcy

1,559 posts

276 months

Sunday 22nd June 2014
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motco said:
Not a picture but the habit of using '12pm' or '12am' instead of noon and midnight or vice versa. It's ambiguous. Is 12pm 12 hours post meridian or is 12 am 12 hours before noon? Even writing this I cannot be sure which means noon, etc.
The trick to remember is that 12:01pm is a minute after 12:00pm (midday). And 12:01am is a minute after 12:00am (midnight).

TNW

536 posts

203 months

Sunday 22nd June 2014
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ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Sunday 22nd June 2014
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TNW said:
"You had one job!" hehe

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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Apparantly Lidl should have been called Lild, but somebody cocked up the minutes of a board meeting.

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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Same for Ladi?

zebra

4,555 posts

215 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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steviegunn said:
The third and correct option:

But it's not though. Look at those lights and the bins!

toerag

748 posts

133 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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Sorry it's a video, but it annoys the hell out of me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xFajKfxr0I

droopsnoot

11,975 posts

243 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
Apparantly Lidl should have been called Lild, but somebody cocked up the minutes of a board meeting.
For many years, the web site for "Digi International" who made multiport serial cards was www.dgii.com - I always wondered if they'd made a mistake or if someone else had registered 'digi' for it's generic use.


Mr Will

13,719 posts

207 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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yellowjack said:
LordGrover said:
Zero hours or 00:00 and twelve hundred or 12:00 is preferred by me at least. I can't explain or understand how you find a.m. and p.m. confusing though, plain as day to must. wink
Don't know how 'official' it was, but certainly in practice 0000hrs was NEVER written in the military.

If you wanted something to happen at midnight, the written order would state either 2359hrs OR 0001hrs. Don't ask me why, it's just the way it was. Come to think of it, maybe it was to avoid any confusion with the phrase 'zero hour'.

It's fine in conversation to say things like 4pm, or 'meet at 4 0'clock' when it's obvious that it wouldn't mean the dark hours of the morning, but when you need to be absolutely sure of the what/where/when of an order, then the 24 hour clock is the ONLY sure method of avoiding ambiguity.
The 23:59/00:01 practice is to avoid ambiguity regarding which day. If I tell you to meet me at 00:00 (or worse, midnight) on the 24th June then is that tonight or tomorrow night? 00:01 on the 24th is much clearer by comparison.

Jayfish

6,795 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd June 2014
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toerag said:
Sorry it's a video, but it annoys the hell out of me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xFajKfxr0I
The ratchet? the comment is wrong, the vid is correct, it ratchets as she goes anti-clockwise and doesn't (therefore turning the bolt if it wasn't a dubbed over soundtrack) when she goes clockwise.
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey and all that.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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There must be a perfectly rational explanation thinks I. They convert into round 'KPH' figures, and the heavy plant has speedos calibrated in KPH?

Errr? Nope...

9.5 Miles per Hour = 15.288768000000001 Kilometers per Hour
14.5 Miles per Hour = 23.335488 Kilometers per Hour

...not that either.

Anyone got any ideas where I can buy a vehicle that'll display it's speed digitally to the first decimal place? It needs to be accurate, too, mind. No over/under reading, as I think it needs to be absolutely spot on rolleyes

stackmonkey

5,077 posts

250 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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yellowjack said:


There must be a perfectly rational explanation thinks I. They convert into round 'KPH' figures, and the heavy plant has speedos calibrated in KPH?

Errr? Nope...

9.5 Miles per Hour = 15.288768000000001 Kilometers per Hour
14.5 Miles per Hour = 23.335488 Kilometers per Hour

...not that either.

Anyone got any ideas where I can buy a vehicle that'll display it's speed digitally to the first decimal place? It needs to be accurate, too, mind. No over/under reading, as I think it needs to be absolutely spot on rolleyes
It's done for contractors who tend to work on lots of different sites, and tend to forget (and ignore) regular 10mph or 15mph site speed limits. The 9.5 and 14.5 are unusual and hence will be more easily remembered.

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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stackmonkey said:
yellowjack said:


There must be a perfectly rational explanation thinks I. They convert into round 'KPH' figures, and the heavy plant has speedos calibrated in KPH?

Errr? Nope...

9.5 Miles per Hour = 15.288768000000001 Kilometers per Hour
14.5 Miles per Hour = 23.335488 Kilometers per Hour

...not that either.

Anyone got any ideas where I can buy a vehicle that'll display it's speed digitally to the first decimal place? It needs to be accurate, too, mind. No over/under reading, as I think it needs to be absolutely spot on rolleyes
It's done for contractors who tend to work on lots of different sites, and tend to forget (and ignore) regular 10mph or 15mph site speed limits. The 9.5 and 14.5 are unusual and hence will be more easily remembered.
That makes sense, then. Thank you for the perfectly rational explanation thumbup

(They still make my teeth itch, though wink )

eldar

21,800 posts

197 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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stackmonkey said:
It's done for contractors who tend to work on lots of different sites, and tend to forget (and ignore) regular 10mph or 15mph site speed limits. The 9.5 and 14.5 are unusual and hence will be more easily remembered.
Yup, Like starting a meeting at 09:11. Seems to work for similar reasons.

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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yellowjack said:


There must be a perfectly rational explanation thinks I. They convert into round 'KPH' figures, and the heavy plant has speedos calibrated in KPH?

Errr? Nope...

9.5 Miles per Hour = 15.288768000000001 Kilometers per Hour
14.5 Miles per Hour = 23.335488 Kilometers per Hour

...not that either.

Anyone got any ideas where I can buy a vehicle that'll display it's speed digitally to the first decimal place? It needs to be accurate, too, mind. No over/under reading, as I think it needs to be absolutely spot on rolleyes
The sign is simply not big enough to display in km's.

toerag

748 posts

133 months

Tuesday 24th June 2014
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Jayfish said:
toerag said:
Sorry it's a video, but it annoys the hell out of me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xFajKfxr0I
The ratchet? the comment is wrong, the vid is correct, it ratchets as she goes anti-clockwise and doesn't (therefore turning the bolt if it wasn't a dubbed over soundtrack) when she goes clockwise.
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey and all that.
Yes...but that's a whole half turn of wasted ratchet'd'ness, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

TheExcession

11,669 posts

251 months

Thursday 26th June 2014
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So much pain every day.

Mojooo

12,744 posts

181 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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We have a 3 part textbook thing at work - they are in 3 fodlers and stand next to eachother

aprts 1 and 3 uses numbers and aprt 2 uses 2 stars liek this **

so you see

1 ** 3

not sure why though.

vescaegg

25,576 posts

168 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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TheExcession said:
So much pain every day.
yeah but if the re-arranged it now it would screw me up for ages! I have muscle memory now when looking through hehe

morgs_

1,663 posts

188 months

Friday 27th June 2014
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This really makes my teeth itch! wink