These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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irocfan

40,551 posts

191 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Skodasupercar said:
irocfan said:
I dunno - his feet don't seem that large, I mean he's no Crusty
/Simpsons geek mode/ Krusty the Clown has regular sized feet, just with large shoes. Sideshow Bob had large oversize comedy feet. /Simpsons geek mode/

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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nerdwink

Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Re the steps. The grey bit is flooring / linoleum.

HTH.




JontyR

1,915 posts

168 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Sportidge said:
No.

Just, NO......! irked

I know...why would you ride without mirrors?

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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silverthorn2151 said:
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Asterix said:
MercuryRises said:
Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
Apart from being on the piss, these are magic stairs that go both ways.
I meant, as you well know hehe, the same pitch regardless of which way up/down the vessel is.
Obviously the relative angle of the stair line to the associated landings would be the same whatever happened, but exactly how would you use that stair if the ship was upside down?

Oh, and that is clearly a stair going down, unless one is going up it.
Its stairs going down at that angle surely? otherwise there is a sliding door on the roof at the top? and the bit to the left looks wrong

ApOrbital

9,968 posts

119 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Going down and it's on a ship.

Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Cliftonite said:
Re the steps. The grey bit is flooring / linoleum.

HTH.

_Deano

7,406 posts

254 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Sportidge said:
No.

Just, NO......! irked

Brake and clutch leaver are at different heights.


LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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I think the prize is awarded for finding symmetry. yes

Yiliterate

3,786 posts

207 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Skodasupercar said:
irocfan said:
I dunno - his feet don't seem that large, I mean he's no Crusty
/Simpsons geek mode/ Krusty the Clown has regular sized feet, just with large shoes. Sideshow Bob had large oversize comedy feet. /Simpsons geek mode/
clap Like all good-hearted people!

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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RB Will said:
silverthorn2151 said:
A
Asterix said:
MercuryRises said:
Asterix said:
Squiggs said:
MercuryRises said:
This picture doesn't do it justice.

These are the stairs up to the Officers Accommodation on the ship I work on. Built in Britain.

It's almost as if halfway through installation someone thought about changing it to spiral staircase and then gave up.
(I do agree that they look like stairs 'down from' rather than 'up to' wink )
I thought many ship stairwells are designed to be able to go 'up' if the vessel has capsized. Hence why it looks down...
Apart from being on the piss, these are magic stairs that go both ways.
I meant, as you well know hehe, the same pitch regardless of which way up/down the vessel is.
Obviously the relative angle of the stair line to the associated landings would be the same whatever happened, but exactly how would you use that stair if the ship was upside down?

Oh, and that is clearly a stair going down, unless one is going up it.
Its stairs going down at that angle surely? otherwise there is a sliding door on the roof at the top? and the bit to the left looks wrong
That's what I am saying. The photo is taken from the top of the flight, looking down. were the photo taken from the bottom, they would be going up.

Blown2CV

28,873 posts

204 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.

bertie

8,550 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Blown2CV said:
i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.
Now this tears my mind out....


silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Blown2CV said:
i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.
It doesn't really. But just imagine you are in a staircase maelstrom. Your sub-conscious may well trawl back to this thread and some spark of realisation save you from the zombie Mumsnet trolls. Possibly.

Blown2CV

28,873 posts

204 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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silverthorn2151 said:
Blown2CV said:
i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.
It doesn't really. But just imagine you are in a staircase maelstrom. Your sub-conscious may well trawl back to this thread and some spark of realisation save you from the zombie Mumsnet trolls. Possibly.
I'd have to pretty baked to wonder which way was up.

cootuk

918 posts

124 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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My neighbour had new fencing and gates.

How can anyone stand back from those, look at the mismatched height and gap, and think "yep, I've done a good job there"

Edited by cootuk on Saturday 4th October 08:22

silverfoxcc

7,692 posts

146 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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bertie said:
Blown2CV said:
i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.
Now this tears my mind out....

Ok, how was it done, or is it photoshop?

RosscoPCole

3,320 posts

175 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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silverfoxcc said:
bertie said:
Blown2CV said:
i have no idea why any of this matters. I might post an MC Escher staircase and watch you lot stare at it for decades.
Now this tears my mind out....

Ok, how was it done, or is it photoshop?
http://www.andrewlipson.com/escher/ascending.html

Website of the chap who made it, explains everything.

carreauchompeur

17,852 posts

205 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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Sportidge said:
No.

Just, NO......! irked

Look at the happy lamb face, you can't unsee it.

catfood12

1,419 posts

143 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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