These pictures make my teeth itch

These pictures make my teeth itch

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JumboBeef

3,772 posts

177 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Bullett said:
Moonhawk said:
djstevec said:
Yeh - I have seen loads of movie posters like that. It's almost like somebody has purposefully gone out to design them so the faces and names are mismatched.

It's probably some sort of Hollywood in-joke.
Isn't it because the 'star' must be front and centre in the image but name must be first and then in decreasing fame?
Explain this then:


Crusoe

4,068 posts

231 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Same thing, the big stars have their contract written to say where their names will show in the billing, on the poster and in the credits. Main star has it written in that they have to have top billing and be first in the list and then it messes up the poster as they add the default text to the photo.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

252 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Names on a poster are not labels! They show the stars - in star power order. The picture is just that, a picture - which may or may not happen to fit with the names.

Pooky67

577 posts

159 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.9210237,0.700904...

The different colour 'Reduce your speed' signs gets me...

monthefish

20,443 posts

231 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Tiggsy said:
Names on a poster are not labels! They show the stars - in star power order. The picture is just that, a picture - which may or may not happen to fit with the names.
Who defines 'power order'?

Dave G fsi

988 posts

130 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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Pooky67 said:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.9210237,0.700904...

The different colour 'Reduce your speed' signs gets me...
Different colour crest too confused

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 29th October 2014
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monthefish said:
Tiggsy said:
Names on a poster are not labels! They show the stars - in star power order. The picture is just that, a picture - which may or may not happen to fit with the names.
Who defines 'power order'?
Fee/salary?

S70JPS

619 posts

220 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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The lift at work this morning sorry for the blurred image.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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S70JPS said:
The lift at work this morning sorry for the blurred image.
I don't know about itchy teeth but it's certainly making my eyes water.

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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JumboBeef said:
Same as this:

Aaaaargh - tautology

ralphrj

3,529 posts

191 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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monthefish said:
Tiggsy said:
Names on a poster are not labels! They show the stars - in star power order. The picture is just that, a picture - which may or may not happen to fit with the names.
Who defines 'power order'?
Late response to this question but it is probably a combination of the Studio, the Producer and the Director who decide. If a star doesn't agree then they can demand that their name is not shown on the poster (or possibly removed from the credits).

See here for the history of billing and some examples of stars chucking their toys out of the pram.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

252 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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agent decides

.:ian:.

1,936 posts

203 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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davhill said:
JumboBeef said:
Same as this:

Aaaaargh - tautology
ITYM RAS Syndrome..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome

knitware

1,473 posts

193 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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hifihigh said:




http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/suri...

Edited by hifihigh on Friday 14th March 20:11
I want to touch those! Am I odd?

morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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knitware said:
hifihigh said:




http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/suri...

Edited by hifihigh on Friday 14th March 20:11
I want to touch those! Am I odd?
The bottom picture appears to be a schoolgirl, so it depends if you classify a paedophile as odd wink

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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When those images get posted someone usually links to the source of the hoax/fakery.
I can't be arsed though.

irocfan

40,465 posts

190 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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morgs_ said:
knitware said:
hifihigh said:




http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/suri...

Edited by hifihigh on Friday 14th March 20:11
I want to touch those! Am I odd?
The bottom picture appears to be a schoolgirl, so it depends if you classify a paedophile as odd wink
plus it'd be difficult as they're shops

morgs_

1,663 posts

187 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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irocfan said:
morgs_ said:
knitware said:
hifihigh said:




http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/suri...

Edited by hifihigh on Friday 14th March 20:11
I want to touch those! Am I odd?
The bottom picture appears to be a schoolgirl, so it depends if you classify a paedophile as odd wink
plus it'd be difficult as they're shops
LordGrover said:
When those images get posted someone usually links to the source of the hoax/fakery.
I can't be arsed though.
There are about two pages worth at the beginning of the thread, thought that was a given tumbleweed

Lotus 50

1,009 posts

165 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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I give you.....



banghead

illmonkey

18,201 posts

198 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Other half is banned from cutting loafs. Just can't deal with it!