The shape of your shoes

The shape of your shoes

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matrignano

4,397 posts

211 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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I think the Metro is referring to the commonplace banker piss take toward the loud & brash Essex back-office boys wearing pointy shoes and shiny suits, pretending to be hot shot bankers whilst blowing £20 on a bottle of cava at Abacus.
Having been to Abacus on a Thursday night, I can see why this joke exists...

g3org3y

20,653 posts

192 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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My choice of footwear when doing nights at the hospital.


ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

139 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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"I said pointed toes
Are coming back again
Uh huh uh, pointed toes
Are coming back again

Well, everything's alreet
When I got 'em on my feet
I say the point's coming back again"

I wear Doc Marten's and brothel creepers which have rounded toes but my smart shoes are slightly tapered - not as much as I'd like, though, because I'd really like some winklepickers.

According to a close acquaintance, my tapered shoes are chavvy. He is, incidentally, also a PHer.

eggchaser1987

1,608 posts

150 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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bosscerbera said:
Useless, suits me

Really like thoes biggrin. Do you have a link to get a pair or were they special order? If it makes me usless then so be it.

JRewing

17,540 posts

180 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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ClassicMotorNut said:
I wear Doc Marten's and brothel creepers which have rounded toes but my smart shoes are slightly tapered - not as much as I'd like, though, because I'd really like some winklepickers.

According to a close acquaintance, my tapered shoes are chavvy. He is, incidentally, also a PHer.
Good start.

QueenBee

423 posts

123 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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[url]|http://thumbsnap.com/NiKgeZXN[/
I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?

QueenBee

423 posts

123 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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wildoliver said:
QueenBee said:
I love pointy heels. Wear them all the time. Does that make me and all womanhood pointless to society then. Mr QueenBee loves me in them and finds me useful in them too.
Are you a man?
If you want me to be.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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QueenBee][url said:

I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?
That you, presumably, know how to pull a reasonable pint.


ali_kat

31,995 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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bosscerbera said:
Useless, suits me

I immediately thought of you upon reading the OP

The only person I know where I always suffer from shoe envy! biggrin

Makes the theory Utterly untrue too biggrin

FredClogs

14,041 posts

162 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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QueenBee][url said:
|http://thumbsnap.com/NiKgeZXN[/
I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?
They say that you're pure filth but over the hill...

Well you did ask

ali_kat

31,995 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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Nyphur said:
QueenBee][url said:

I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?
That you, presumably, know how to pull a reasonable pint.

rofl

Sorry

roflroflrofl

FredClogs

14,041 posts

162 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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ali_kat

31,995 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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FredClogs said:
They say that you're pure filth but over the hill...

Well you did ask
hehe

Sorry Queenie, but well wink you were asking for it a little thumbup

QueenBee

423 posts

123 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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ali_kat said:
Nyphur said:
QueenBee][url said:

I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?
That you, presumably, know how to pull a reasonable pint.

rofl

Sorry

roflroflrofl
I love this place!!
rofl

QueenBee

423 posts

123 months

Tuesday 18th March 2014
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roflrofl
FredClogs said:
QueenBee][url said:
|http://thumbsnap.com/NiKgeZXN[/
I have a room for my shoes. What do these say about me?
They say that you're pure filth but over the hill...

Well you did ask
rofl
Thanks. I will never wear them again!! I have had them for years lol