3 things that make you instantly dislike someone

[Mobile Chicane]

Women by the name of 'Jane'. Never met a single one I liked.

[bomb]

1) People who are perfectly fit and healthy but see the need to use a walking stick (normally an aluminium one with arm brace).
2) The 'uniform' of the Tracksuit, (usually dirty), and with filthy training shoes.
3) Youngsters, (single), with children - with no means of supporting them whatsoever.

[Captain Muppet]

Cotty said:

dtmpower said:

Captain Muppet said:

Wearing a collar up.
Comb-over hair/slaphead.
Calling me "mate".

Wearing a collar up - Please explain this one.

Often done on polo shirts I think they call it a popped collar. Looks stupid. They also should not sell polo shirts with a top button so idiots can't do it up. On the other hand its an indication who you should avoid.

Yep, it's like the flag of the nation of idiots.

[Captain Muppet]

P-Jay said:

No, if you want to be chased down the road by an angry mob with pitch forks chanting "kill it with fire" just mention you don't drink Tea or Coffee!

I drink coffee, but only at job interviews so I seem normal.

[Vladimir]

1) wannabee surfers
2) all the gear no idea cyclists
3) those who bang on about how great their diet is and how much they exercise but are still fat.

[Siko]

Vladimir said:

1) wannabee surfers
2) all the gear no idea cyclists
3) those who bang on about how great their diet is and how much they exercise but are still fat.

Me on all three.

Well I started it I guess

Edited by Siko on Monday 7th April 13:53

[MadOne]

For me it is negativity, selfishness and rudeness. But there are many many more.

Two more are people who criticise, people who judge. I know that's five but what the heck.

[Captain Muppet]

MadOne said:

Two more are people who criticise, people who judge. I know that's five but what the heck.

How do you feel about irony?

[DWS]

I take the attitude that everyone I first meet is a "C**t". they then have to prove themselves to me that they are in fact OK - this process can take years and some people never move up the ladder.

[Xerstead]

1. Swearing. There are occasions it's acceptable, but not every other word in a conversation. So many times have I walked past people in the street and the only word I hear clearly is a variation of f***.
2) Aggressive/confrontational without cause.
3) Overly critical, about everything. As if they consider themselves better and nothing is good enough for them.

Although I do agree with popped collars and facial tattoos :-)

[mike-r]

ClassicMotorNut said:

2. People who try to talk to me and play on their 'phones at the same time

Xerstead said:

1. Swearing. There are occasions it's acceptable, but not every other word in a conversation. So many times have I walked past people in the street and the only word I hear clearly is a variation of f***.

Agree with these. Nothing more irritating that talking to someone who half answers and is half writing a text. Although less annoying if they say 'excuse me' to finish their text, then give me their attention.

3. Anyone that classifies 'tattoo'd/pierced' as a personality trait.

Probably loads more, everyone's a .

[RizzoTheRat]

Triumph Man said:

Anyone wearing lenseless glasses

WTF? Do people seriously do this?

Jader1973 said:

Agree with the crushing handshake - should be classed as assault. wkers.

Bring the tips of your thumb and forefinger together above their thumb, out pops your hand leaving them looking surprised

[LordGrover]

RizzoTheRat said:

Triumph Man said:

Anyone wearing lenseless glasses

WTF? Do people seriously do this?

Had me confused too. Maybe meant rimless?

[patmahe]

- If they say Pacific when they mean specific.
- If they use a lot of buzzwords in a non-ironic way.
- If they feel the need to talk themselves up a lot, usually means they are compensating for some deep personality flaws.

[Captain Muppet]

mike-r said:

3. Anyone that classifies 'tattoo'd/pierced' as a personality trait.

That depends hugely on the tattoo.

I suspect anyone with a tattoo on thier face may share the personality trait of not giving a fk what anyone else thinks. Whereas people with a tattoo their partner's name share the personality trait of being terrible at thinking things through.

What they all share is a willingness to permanently transform themselves for trivial reasons.

I like some tattoos, but don't have one.

[El Guapo]

1. People who feel obliged to project attitude.
2. Ignorant people who are proud of their ignorance.
3. Socialists.

[stevesingo]

1: Dishonest projection of self, i.e making out they are something they are not.
2: Displays of image over substance.
3: Men who carry a man bag whist wearing "skinny" jeans and flap "pumps". You look stupid.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

people that correct your spelling - dull s
people that smell of BO - if I can smell it, surely you can you dirty fecker
people that wear North Face jackets round town and have probably never even walked up a mountain

[Tribal Chestnut]

DWS said:

I take the attitude that everyone I first meet is a "C**t". they then have to prove themselves to me that they are in fact OK - this process can take years and some people never move up the ladder.

Why would anyone want to move up 'the ladder'? You sound rather unpleasant.

[bigandclever]

LordGrover said:

RizzoTheRat said:

Triumph Man said:

Anyone wearing lenseless glasses

WTF? Do people seriously do this?

Had me confused too. Maybe meant rimless?

He means glasses with non-prescription lenses in them aka plano glasses. I hope so anyway