What are you affraid of, I mean really affraid?

What are you affraid of, I mean really affraid?

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Robb F

4,570 posts

172 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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DavesFlaps said:
I discovered my fear accidentally when I was snorkelling in the Maldives.

I was feeling really relaxed, swimming along beside the reef sharks, rays and other good stuff when I suddenly came to the end of the shallow bit. All of a sudden there was just nothing. The ocean floor just fell away into an expanse of blackness and for a moment I just froze, thinking what the fk is down there. I had visions of being dragged under by some sort of giant man eating octopus or something. It was quite unsettling.
Same, if you don't like the idea of being dragged down there, don't watch this

Warning, seriously don't watch it if you're a bit sensitive.

gaz1234

5,233 posts

220 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Mp135i's

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Robb F said:
DavesFlaps said:
I discovered my fear accidentally when I was snorkelling in the Maldives.

I was feeling really relaxed, swimming along beside the reef sharks, rays and other good stuff when I suddenly came to the end of the shallow bit. All of a sudden there was just nothing. The ocean floor just fell away into an expanse of blackness and for a moment I just froze, thinking what the fk is down there. I had visions of being dragged under by some sort of giant man eating octopus or something. It was quite unsettling.
Same, if you don't like the idea of being dragged down there, don't watch this

Warning, seriously don't watch it if you're a bit sensitive.
That just looked like an inexperienced diver panicking and hyperventilating.

Vladimir

6,917 posts

159 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Zod said:
You realise the Huntsman is one spider that you don't actually have to worry about in Australia, don't you? A Funnel Web, Redback or White Tip is a different matter.
They still give a nasty bite but it isn't dangerous.

We saw loads of dangerous stuff in Oz - funnel webs, red backs, nearly trod on a brown snake, saw a red bellied black snake and more. Getting to "safe" NZ was a revelation!

Sod living in Oz!

bexVN

14,682 posts

212 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Vladimir said:
Zod said:
You realise the Huntsman is one spider that you don't actually have to worry about in Australia, don't you? A Funnel Web, Redback or White Tip is a different matter.
They still give a nasty bite but it isn't dangerous.

We saw loads of dangerous stuff in Oz - funnel webs, red backs, nearly trod on a brown snake, saw a red bellied black snake and more. Getting to "safe" NZ was a revelation!

Sod living in Oz!
My brother in law is a landscape gardener in Oz. Brown snakes are not a rarity for him but he fears them as they are not shy like many snakes.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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An odd answer but I can't think of anything I haven't confronted and dealt with.

I'm still looking and testing myself though.

Mobile Chicane

20,843 posts

213 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Council Baby said:
An odd answer but I can't think of anything I haven't confronted and dealt with.

I'm still looking and testing myself though.
True that! You'd be my lucky talisman in an emergency.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Council Baby said:
An odd answer but I can't think of anything I haven't confronted and dealt with.

I'm still looking and testing myself though.
Children. You'll wilt smile

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Children. You'll wilt smile
Still practising for them wink

Pit Pony

8,655 posts

122 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I'm too stupid to be really scared of much.

What's the worst that can happen ?

You die. You die sooner than you planned. But you were going to die one day, so if today is your day, then today is your day, and there's nothing you can do about it.

That said, I don't poke wasp nests, I don't go potholing, I don't drive my car with bald tyres, I don't go into Toxteth and start making racist remarks to the locals, and I follow all safety rules at work, however stupid I might think some of them are.

Joey Ramone

2,151 posts

126 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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'Locked-in' syndrome. The thought of only being able to blink freaks me right out. The very definition of a living nightmare. Just little things, like having an itch, or being thirsty, and having no way of communicating the fact. Awful

Being crushed alive, gradually. Like earthquake victims, pinned between slabs of concrete, jackknifed with your head between your legs, suffocating in the blackness as your bones slowly crack.

Falling overboard in the middle of the ocean, and watching the vessel slowly disappear, leaving you alone to contemplate your death.

Slow beheading, a la Mexican drug gang stylee.

Stag beetles. Quite simply, they are the Devil incarnate. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, needs horns AND wings, for fks sake.

Edited by Joey Ramone on Monday 14th April 20:54

Matt UK

17,729 posts

201 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Zod said:
Robb F said:
DavesFlaps said:
I discovered my fear accidentally when I was snorkelling in the Maldives.

I was feeling really relaxed, swimming along beside the reef sharks, rays and other good stuff when I suddenly came to the end of the shallow bit. All of a sudden there was just nothing. The ocean floor just fell away into an expanse of blackness and for a moment I just froze, thinking what the fk is down there. I had visions of being dragged under by some sort of giant man eating octopus or something. It was quite unsettling.
Same, if you don't like the idea of being dragged down there, don't watch this

Warning, seriously don't watch it if you're a bit sensitive.
That just looked like an inexperienced diver panicking and hyperventilating.
Try this one rolling in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVG_Ge1fQa8

Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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This must surely rank up their on many mens ultimate fears, with Easter coming up, already I'm getting into a cold sweat

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krallicious

4,312 posts

206 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Quattromaster said:
Being in the water around a big ship that's in port, inbetween the ship and dockside.

How the diver guys swim around under those ships checking props and other such things makes me shiver.

No idea why I'm such a wuss.
Same for me. I remember looking at the submarines in Stavanger when I was little being quite scared.

Funny thing is, when I am under water I am fine and I love wreck diving. Trying to look non plussed when entering the water with a bunch of students is quite difficult sometimes!



Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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digger the goat said:
Empty duvet covers !!! eek
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Hold the thread... What?? confused we need more detail.

bexVN

14,682 posts

212 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
This must surely rank up their on many mens ultimate fears, with Easter coming up, already I'm getting into a cold sweat

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I can't be the only female who hates visiting this store with a passion. I like what they sell, just hate the store. My hubby is the one that will there - of his own accord I may add.

Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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bexVN said:
I can't be the only female who hates visiting this store with a passion. I like what they sell, just hate the store. My hubby is the one that will there - of his own accord I may add.
I seriously cannot imagine any man enjoying a trip to IKEA. Perhaps you should reconsider your relationship ?

bexVN

14,682 posts

212 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
bexVN said:
I can't be the only female who hates visiting this store with a passion. I like what they sell, just hate the store. My hubby is the one that will there - of his own accord I may add.
I seriously cannot imagine any man enjoying a trip to IKEA. Perhaps you should reconsider your relationship ?
Nope smile.
He plans, in gets what he needs and knows the short cut way out, that's a man thing to do abd a good one at that. I'd worry if my Man showed fear for such a place wink

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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The Moose said:
Also, stay safe people. I thought I was well within my comfort zone - I'd been there before, only a few days back. I was in the 'safe' zone. I wasn't the only person out. I wasn't the furthest person out. Little did I know, but I was closer to being rolled through the pearly gates on top of a big ass wave than I expected (I always thought it would be in a spectacular fashion - but not this!).

Don't take the chance. The sea is a cruel beast. Don't cock up.
Similar thing happened to me, except without the waves really smashing me, I was in the sea off a beach called "La Vall" in Menorca, and I didn't have my glasses on. I'd borrowed a mates bodyboard but the only possible slight-breakers were a ways out beyond the others (not "far", mind). I get out there, they're useless, I start paddling back in on the board, but it's big and awkward and I don't seem to be getting anywhere. I hop off the board, keep trying to swim in, but the bloody thing is huge and tied to my wrist like a big parachute thing.

I hear a whistle. I keep swimming away, I'm getting some progress, and a bloody Spanish bloke in red shorts pops up in front of me, throws me on the bodyboard and pulls me to the shore.

I put my glasses on and realise that there was a red/yellow flag. I couldn't see it without 'em!

Can't be arsed with sea swimming anyway. Sandy bks suck.

ch108

1,127 posts

134 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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My biggest fears are:

Going blind
Going deaf
Becoming paralysed
Suffering serious burns

And hopefully not all of them at the one time!