Is my joint being cased?

[Rawwr]

Carthage said:

Realistically, if a bloke wants to mug me and take my purse, phone, and keys I'd rather make it easy for him.

Ah, female logic, you can't beat it.

[Carthage]

Rawwr said:

Ah, female logic, you can't beat it.

Ah, male violence - I really can't beat it.

Discretion is the better part of valour, and material possessions mean nothing.

This may be why I managed to live in the centre of Glasgow safely.

[GTIR]

Cliftonite said:

Wipe from front to back.

It's a bit lumpy.

[Ari]

HereBeMonsters said:

OK, now I've calmed down I can address your ridiculous viewpoint rationally.

Can you really not see... Etc

Trust me, you are wasting your time.

[Carthage]

Ari said:

Trust me, you are wasting your time.

Much as those male losers who follow women around threads just to bh and whine, then?

[mybrainhurts]

Carthage said:

Ari said:

Trust me, you are wasting your time.

Much as those male losers who follow women around threads just to bh and whine, then?

Watch it, no-tail, I've got my beady eye on you...

[HTP99]

mybrainhurts said:

She wants to eat you...

Looks like she already has!

[GG89]

Carthage said:

Rawwr said:

Ah, female logic, you can't beat it.

Ah, male violence - I really can't beat it.

Discretion is the better part of valour, and material possessions mean nothing.

This may be why I managed to live in the centre of Glasgow safely.

How many phones got stolen (or did you give) in Glasgow then?

[MagneticMeerkat]

HereBeMonsters said:

I do agree with your point about women being generally more clueless. I quite regularly have to point out to women (it is ALWAYS women) on the train/tube that their bag is wide open, allowing me to see their iPhone, purse, work badge, address book, whatever. And only around 50% of the time do I actually get thanks for doing this. The others I get variously called “nosy” increasing to “what? You tellin’ me you’re gonna nick my phone are ya?”

Errm... That's more than a little bit creepy. Kind of 'your behaviour is perverted' type weird. What are you hoping to see looking into random women's handbags? I know that to most men they are mysterious portals into the forbidden realms of femininity but seriously? Are you hoping to spot some hygiene products or something...

[Blown2CV]

Anyway enough about staring at hairclips and snotty hankies and back to OP being a paranoid schizophrenic.

[mybrainhurts]

You cad...