Cold callers

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GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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pistonhead said:
We get at least 3 cold calls a day to the point now where we just ignore the home phone, there is an answer phone on which friends and family leave messages so we can call them back

I always wonder; particularly the ones that originate from India with a bad line, poor English and someone called Bob on the other end, whether they actually gain any business, some are just awful at their job.
pistonhead said:
Those bd automated PPI/ personal injury claims makes my piss boil, especially when it has a 3-4 second silence when you answer you just know its coming.............."listen carefully, lloyds, barclays, halifa

AAAARGHH you bds!
These!

Cold calling and automated "you are in a queue" messages - two of the most annoying inventions known to mankind.

I only answer my landline now if I happen to be near it, and if I don't get a human voice response from someone I recognise within one second, the phone goes back down. Even then I've had them immediately call back. The practice is absolutely NOT "a valid and ethical way of generating business".

Does anybody ever buy any goods or services from these parasites? To the owners of these companies: I am not in the slightest bit interested in your cold calls. They are like the bits of advertising tat that fall out of the Sunday papers - they go straight into the re-cycling bin!

The situation has become kind of self defeating, hasn't it?

So, to cold calling companies - please do F off wink


otolith

56,091 posts

204 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Feeling quite pleased that I have figured out how to stop my iPhone ringing if I get a call with no caller ID. I'm getting two to four of those feckers a day.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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otolith said:
Ayahuasca said:
Yes, your Majesty. rofl

Yeah, but the rest of the time;

rofl is that all your own work?

otolith

56,091 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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I had a bit of help with the paintings.

jefword

182 posts

192 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Had a strange one yesterday at teatime as usual when the nuisance callers usually ring.

It was an automated message saying it was a customer service call but didn't go any further as my wife who answered the call hung up.

Strange in that I recognised the number calling. It was my own.

How does that happen?

Jagmanv12

1,573 posts

164 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Despite being registered with the TPS I've just had a call from Utilitywise. A company that supposedly saves you money on your gas and electricity bills. Told them not interested and to remove my number from their records.

I then googled them (utiliywise cold call) and found they are IMO another rip-off type operation. Also found their website that states "We will not accept cold calls from recruitment agencies or consultancies offering their services to fill vacancies." So they are happy to pester the public but don't accept calls themselves!!

Blib

44,046 posts

197 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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otolith said:
I had a bit of help with the paintings.
hehe

SlidingSideways

1,345 posts

232 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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jefword said:
Strange in that I recognised the number calling. It was my own.
How does that happen?
Some VOIP phones will let you override the CLI (the number presented to the phone being called). I'm guessing that's probably how it was done.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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jefword said:
Had a strange one yesterday at teatime as usual when the nuisance callers usually ring.

It was an automated message saying it was a customer service call but didn't go any further as my wife who answered the call hung up.

Strange in that I recognised the number calling. It was my own.

How does that happen?
Had that when an expected appointment was, er, expected. They were confirming the time and date but I think it was a voice sms?

Jagmanv12

1,573 posts

164 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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For callers at the door on hearing the doorbell I pick up the phone (cordless or mobile) and pretend to be speaking when opening the door. The door caller takes the hint and leaves. Just used it on a couple of JWs and they were gone in 15 seconds.

Negative Creep

24,977 posts

227 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Weirdly despite having lived in a dozen or so places in the last 10 years I've never had a single door to door salesman ,Jehovah's Witness or politician knock. I guess they just see the house and drive then realise it's not worth the bother

Fastpedeller

3,872 posts

146 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Negative Creep said:
I guess they just see the house and drive then realise it's not worth the bother
Is it one of these 2 extremes?

Either really tatty and they think you have no money......

or

The drive's so long it's a bus ride to get to the front door so they can't be bothered? laugh

vincevega

134 posts

132 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Jagmanv12 said:
For callers at the door on hearing the doorbell I pick up the phone (cordless or mobile) and pretend to be speaking when opening the door. The door caller takes the hint and leaves. Just used it on a couple of JWs and they were gone in 15 seconds.
A top tip there, I'll add it to my repertoire.

I've always found a good tactic with JWs is to cut in immediately and ask 'You're JWs aren't you?'. The directness seems to unsettle them and they usually own up straightaway. They then offer a copy of Watchtower(?) and ask if I will read it. I just shake my head, smile and bid them good-day.

The next stage (although I haven't tried it yet) will be to give the Watchtower to the next cold caller who comes to the the door and ask them if they wouldn't mind reading it for me as I'm BUSY writing drivel on a motoring forum.

Negative Creep

24,977 posts

227 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Fastpedeller said:
Negative Creep said:
I guess they just see the house and drive then realise it's not worth the bother
Is it one of these 2 extremes?

Either really tatty and they think you have no money......

or

The drive's so long it's a bus ride to get to the front door so they can't be bothered? laugh
Maybe I just smell and they're too politer to tell me

gtidriver

3,344 posts

187 months

Monday 28th April 2014
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My late nan used to invite jw's in for tea coffee or hot chocolate. She would listen to there chattings then she would talk to them about age concern or the pianist john Mann. She would tell them all about the autographs she had got from her events she would go to.

Busterhighmen

365 posts

149 months

Monday 28th April 2014
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Out of interest - The majority of you who are saying you hate cold callers, think they are scum etc..? Are you referring to every single type of cold call? Or the scams?

Cold calling generates business, for small companies, for big companies, for company to company sales, for a lot of different people.

Centurion07 - Your analogy on P6 is ridiculous. If you are going to construct an argument why would you point be solely based around a fictional sale of a zebra???

Like a couple of others have said. A simple and polite 'No thank you, I'm not interested. Thanks all the same.' should suffice, and would probably lower your chances of getting a call off that company again. Probably takes less of your time, and keeps your stress levels lower as well!

Busterhighmen

365 posts

149 months

Monday 28th April 2014
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singlecoil said:
We have testimony on this thread from one ex cold-caller that their 'conversion rate' was 2%. So those people were prepared to steal the time from 49 people in order to find one victim. It may be low level theft, but it is still theft because each person's time belongs to them and them alone, and each person only has a limited amount of time, and should be free to spend it however they choose.
roflrofl

Disregarding most your points for this point right here. 'Steal' time from 49 people. rofl

I was genuinely reading your posts with an open mind, but really??

captainzep

13,305 posts

192 months

Monday 28th April 2014
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My uncle used to listen to their spiel, sigh, pause and then say: "when you were at school, -is this what you wanted to be?"

An unnecessarily cold thing to say possibly, but it's hard to feel any sympathy for the gits.

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

219 months

Monday 28th April 2014
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This is how you deal with cold callers biggrin (possibly NSFW - mild language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrzG5F4R3o

Edited by Moonhawk on Monday 28th April 16:47