Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[ChemicalChaos]

If it gets any more humid and sticky tonight then I think I might suffocate.

Roll on Palm Springs and lovely dry heat!

[Impasse]

Battyfine said:

iva cosworth said:

I'm going down the supermarket.

Twister lolly please!

Some milk and dishwasher tablets please. Can I give you my Clubcard to beep through for the points?

[Battyfine]

Impasse said:

Some milk and dishwasher tablets please. Can I give you my Clubcard to beep through for the points?

Oi oi. I was clearly shotgun on that.

[Impasse]

Snooze/lose!

[Battyfine]

Impasse said:

Snooze/lose!

Damn you! Vengeance is mine!

[Impasse]

Can you hear that annoying buzzing noise coming from the exhaust of my car?

That's right, no you can't.

[Battyfine]

Granted. You can have that. Come back when you've got a lower COG.

[Impasse]

You calling me fat?

[Battyfine]

Well there has to be a reason for the name Impasse.

[Impasse]

It was just a winning score at Scrabble.

[Battyfine]

I'm almost inclined to believe that.

[Fun Bus]

GOG440 said:

Do you mean ettington chase?
If so its nice there, its where we wedgers have our annual piss up

No, definitely Ettington Park but technically Ettington Hall.

[Impasse]

Apparently "Passiem" isn't a real word. Bloomin' picky, I'd say.

[Battyfine]

Impasse said:

Apparently "Passiem" isn't a real word. Bloomin' picky, I'd say.

Some people. You're playing scrabble with the wrong sorts.

[hidetheelephants]

leafspring said:

Audi is now insured and will be collected tomorrow around 11ish,
Sister has paid for the Ignis and insured that to herself with me as a named driver. Just have to get the V5 to her.
This is getting confusing now...
So My Audi is mine with my sister as a named driver
Her Ignis is hers with me as a named driver
My Land Rover is mine with no named drivers
Dads Land Rover is his with me as a named driver
Dad CAN drive my Land Rover and my Audi on his Land Rover policy but only under the other vehicles clause

So I can drive all the cars in the immediate family... So can Dad... but sister can only drive her Ignis and my Audi.

? I know I am... never mind... what's for lunch?

Seriously serious OTness; stuff that I've just thought of strongly suggests insurance weasels may have attached sub-clauses to 'other vehicles' clauses so it doesn't apply to vehicles owned by immediate family? I may have imagined it though.

The jobby tank's gone diffy; poo vent pipe clogged with poo/rust composite. Yours truly gets to shift it with the aid of a FBH and pent up stress. FML.

[Battyfine]

Bonne chance

[iva cosworth]

Back from the shop.

An interfering assistant tried to tell me and another bloke how to use the self scan tills.

I've been using them for yonks.

the other bloke raised his voice.."You're making fun of me,get the manager"

Get real,a manager present at 11pm ?

I just sniggered and thought he should chillout.

She was an interfering annoyance though.

[Impasse]

Piece of piss. I mean, simple.

[hidetheelephants]

I'll use a self-service till right around when they give you 5% off your purchases for saving them the cost of a minimum wage till jockey; chiselling bds.

[Battyfine]

Iva - tell me. Where is open around here at this hour?