Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[DickyC]

I apologise for experimenting with Drain Clear in this evening's punch. It did add the anticipated Zing to the mix but members have been complaining all evening.

In unrelated news, the manhole by the door to the kitchen garden is no longer overflowing.

[Fishtigua]

Nice PT Cruiser, very you.

[iva cosworth]

"Zing" ?

Is that what you call it?

I've been to the lav 15 times since drinking it.

[iva cosworth]

Fishtigua said:

Nice PT Cruiser, very you.

Don't be silly,I was in the "Fall Guy" pickup truck.

[DickyC]

You should have considered the consequences of drinking fifteen glasses of punch.

[iva cosworth]

Was it 15 ?

I thought it was 5 but I may have triple vision....or not.

[DickyC]

I just kept sliding them down the bar and you just kept drinking them.

By putting a wee bit of spin on the glass I can get them round the chicane by the aspidistra straight to your booth.

[Battyfine]

I really shouldn't have dropped that bottle of Kahlúa in there, eh? Oops!

[DickyC]

Is Batterfeenay in there with you? Be honest. We're all friends here.

[DickyC]

She is, isn't she?

We must try to keep it out of the papers.

[DickyC]

Battyfine said:

I really shouldn't have dropped that bottle of Kahlúa in there, eh? Oops!

Dear God, woman, you know what he's like when he's had fifteen.

[iva cosworth]

I've no idea.

Call me a cab,I'm pished.

[Battyfine]

DickyC said:

Dear God, woman, you know what he's like when he's had fifteen.

I thought the 'curdled effect' would give it away. Sorry!

[DickyC]

Take the fare off him now and load him into the pick-up.

[DickyC]

Battyfine said:

I thought the 'curdled effect' would give it away. Sorry!

It's okay. We do a lot of research into homogenising here.

Homogenised punch is our raison d'être.

[Battyfine]

Phew!!

Give him a shot of green Chartreuse. That'll remedy it.

[iva cosworth]

Did I remove my shirt earlier and parade around the TT bar revealing stuff no one wants to see ?

[BHC]

This bar named 'Old USSR ' seems to have the theme song to Dallas as their calling card. Sign me up!

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

Did I remove my shirt earlier and parade around the TT bar revealing stuff no one wants to see ?

Berserk is the expression you're seeking. In its true sense.

[Battyfine]

iva cosworth said:

Did I remove my shirt earlier and parade around the TT bar revealing stuff no one wants to see ?

No. Your string vest covered the necessities.