Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Gretchen]

Mr Roper said:

Damage control.

IS EVERYONE OK?

No. I've got a splitting headache. Dubious photos on my phone. And I wasn't even drinking!

Mr Roper said:

Carpet.

Is that where you woke up?

[Gretchen]

DickyC said:

I'm fine. I'm just limbering up to recount my "The Roundabouts of Milton Keynes" story.

Yourself?

DickyC said:

Very quickly I went from admiring the car's abilites to thinking, hmm, that was close.

That's it? You limbered up for that short story? I do hope you haven't damaged or strained anything. Would you like to sit down and have a rest now? I'll fetch you a cup if tea.

To be fair five minutes of later could be approx 20 roundabouts in MK.

[Mr Roper]

Gretchen said:

Mr Roper said:

Damage control.

IS EVERYONE OK?

No. I've got a splitting headache. Dubious photos on my phone. And I wasn't even drinking!

Mr Roper said:

Carpet.

Is that where you woke up?

Dubious?? Dubious? Being sent a pic of me in my pants is a privilege. The other recipient was more than happy. Dubious indeed.




Woke up in bed. I too have a splitting headache.

[Gretchen]

'Other recipient'. You slag.

I'm sure CB was grateful. Small minds are easily amused. Pants off next time I might be mildly interested.

[Mr Roper]

Gretchen said:

'Other recipient'. You slag.

I'm sure CB was grateful. Small minds are easily amused. Pants off next time I might be mildly interested.

Feisty minx this morning, meow!


And no, it wasn't CB

(although I can't be 100% certain about that)

[Chim]

Morning campers, another day in paradise then.

[Mr Roper]

About to book the resort for our holidays. Same resort. Same date, 1 adult, 2 kids. It's gone up a £1000. What the juddering knob jockey increase is that??



wkers.

Only going back because I promised my daughter.

[DickyC]

Gretchen said:

That's it? You limbered up for that short story? I do hope you haven't damaged or strained anything. Would you like to sit down and have a rest now? I'll fetch you a cup if tea.

To be fair five minutes of later could be approx 20 roundabouts in MK.

You haven't witnessed the drama created by the retelling of one of my longer stories.

There's never enough room for all the Winnebagos and my feng shui man is in bits.

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

About to book the resort for our holidays. Same resort. Same date, 1 adult, 2 kids. It's gone up a £1000. What the juddering knob jockey increase is that??

A modest 2% increase?

[Adenauer]

Mr Roper said:

About to book the resort for our holidays. Same resort. Same date, 1 adult, 2 kids. It's gone up a £1000. What the juddering knob jockey increase is that??

They wouldn't have had the expense of re-modelling the beach and filling up the sea again if you'd used the pool last time.

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

They wouldn't have had the expense of re-modelling the beach and filling up the sea again if you'd used the pool last time.

Bite me, st head.

[Mr Roper]

ION,

I skipped dinner last night, opting instead for a lot of booze..... unsurprisingly I'm starving. I could eat the scabs off a dead dingos dick but instead, I will go down the chippy and get a burger. My first burger in ages too so It's going to be quite a special moment.

Thank you all.

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[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

Thank you all.

You are Janet Webb?!?

[Adenauer]

Mr Roper said:

ION,

I skipped dinner last night, opting instead for a lot of booze..... unsurprisingly I'm starving. I could eat the scabs off a dead dingos dick but instead, I will go down the chippy and get a burger. My first burger in ages too so It's going to be quite a special moment.

Thank you all.

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[Foxeh]

£1000?! I thought that was tipping money for you Ropes?

[Mr Roper]

Hot chilli sauce...too much....face on fire. Call for help.

[Gretchen]

Mr Roper said:

Hot chilli sauce...too much....face on fire. Call for help.

You sure your ears aren't burning too? I suggest you post a pic of that burger in the lunch thread (if there's any of it left).

[ali_kat]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Morning all. After several days away in the 'lost world' aka Milton Keynes, my own bed is bliss. I never sleep in a strange bed the first few days.

There's a good B&B you could use locally next time

[EvoDelta]

I've just ironed our flag and pennant ready for tomorrow's King's Day celebrations.

[iva cosworth]

Afternoon.....

Just stating the obvious incase anyone has a dodgy timepiece.