Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Battyfine]

Justmeagain.

[Fishtigua]

Freedom?

[Battyfine]

Price?

[Fishtigua]

Kiptime.

[Battyfine]

Bah

[hidetheelephants]

Thank god that's over; beer time.

[Fun Bus]

I'll empty the drip trays, fill the glass washer and turn the lights off then, shall I? I'll water the plants while I'm at it.

I don't care, still on gardening leave so can get up when I want in the morning - I'll rebel against morning inspection tomorrow.

Save me some porridge and a banana at breakfast service please. Thanks.

[DickyC]

Early. Shortest journey time or yet another attempt at getting to work without using the brakes?

Can't have both.

Decisions, decisions.

[Fishtigua]

DickyC said:

Early. Shortest journey time or yet another attempt at getting to work without using the brakes?

Can't have both.

I sort of play that game when I ride my bike to work.

Not putting a foot down. It's like Trails Riding, roll up to junctions or lights at just the right speed, not quite coming to a halt. Saves all that energy of picking up speed from a dead stop.

[DickyC]

Forward planning, concentrating, smooth driving, engine braking, a bit of luck and - doh! - bin day in Hampton. Drat.

It is very satisfying when it works though. And it leaves me with complete mystification about lads who you know are "driving on the brakes" because their brakes lights are on off on off all the time.

"Hoy, mate, I haven't used my brakes once yet today."

[pad58]

Morning people I dropped the fuel cap down the in the hull yesterday , so I put a rubber glove on it.
Lucky enough I have one in my shed.

[leafspring]

Lucky you have a rubber glove in your shed...

ION I have a yacht to copper coat and a barge to shot blast... laters peeps

[Johnny]

Dobre rano slackers.

[Battyfine]

Sad today, gis a laugh.

[DickyC]

A man walked into a bar and said,"Ouch."
It was an iron bar.

[Impasse]

A man walked into a bar and said, "Mmmnnggn slurp nomm."
It was a Mars bar.

[Battyfine]

I said a laugh, not a groan.

[Adenauer]

Here you go, Battyfine...

No. 1 daughter's off to the beach camping in Holland for a week tomorrow with all of her 18 year old teenager 'girls'.

It's only when you say 'I'm making potato soup with salmon for tea tonight', and she replies with 'can you make a little extra Dad, so I can take some with me to Holland to have for tea tomorrow?'

that you realise that she's still your little girl

but then you ask 'how will you heat it up, do you have a Microwave?', 'don't worry Dad, we have an electric toaster, we'll find a way'

Oh dear

[Impasse]

A man walked onto a bar and said, "Oooh, squishy."
It was a sand bar.

[Fun Bus]

A man walks into a bar and says "Bloody hell! What's going on here!"

It was Dicky walking into the TT bar.