Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Impasse]

Battyfine said:

I said a laugh, not a groan.

/Insert innuendo here/

[Fishtigua]

A man walks into a bar. He asks the barman, "Do you have any helicopter flavoured crisps?"

The barman shakes his head and says,

"No, we only have plain."

[Johnny]

I'm kind of smiling. Could be wind.

Busy morning. Triathlon on TV, tea with Peanut, popcorn and dark chocolate bar for snacks.

There may have been 1000 fried chicken bought in by the boss man.

[iva cosworth]

Iva's in Iver......

Will get pics of the famous name streets I shall be passing......

[iva cosworth]

ION......Went past an off licence out in the sticks,also offered video hire.

Should've gone in and asked for Back to the future on Betamax.......

[Johnny]

Just down the road...

[iva cosworth]

Flat Eric enjoying himself a little too much.....again.......

[iva cosworth]

Johnny said:

Just down the road...

Stand well clear of the incoming orange lorry........

[McAndy]

They're spreading muck on the fields again. No air conditioning in the office so the windows have to be open.

Lunchtime too. I have an inability to be grossed out; others aren't faring so well.

I'm not stoking the flames by reminding them exactly where the odour originates from.

Nope. Not me.

[iva cosworth]

[DickyC]

I worked at Pinewood for a while. The phone number of the outfit I was working for was Iver 16.

It was a long time ago.

[DickyC]

Fun Bus said:

A man walks into a bar and says "Bloody hell! What's going on here!"

It was Dicky walking into the TT bar.

Well, honestly, I walked in and someone has arbitrarily set the bottles up with optics!

Wha...? Who...? Whe...?

Did I miss the memo/meeting/directive/email? And who was its author?

Optics! In the TT bar.

It's an outrage!

[Battyfine]

Measured spirits? Whatever next? I feel a strongly worded letter to my MP is in order!

[Impasse]

Battyfine said:

Measured spirits? Whatever next? I feel a strongly worded letter to my MP is in order!

Back to Magaluf for you missy.

[DickyC]

MP? MP? The COMMITTEE, woman. Get yourself on the TT Committee. Make your own rules up and inflict them on everyone else.

I'll vote for you.

[GTIR]

Ancients of moo moo.

[DickyC]

Batty, meet GTIR. He's not nearly as bad as he might at first appear.

[ApOrbital]

GTIR said:

Ancients of moo moo.

Justified & Ancient.

[Impasse]

ApOrbital said:

Justified & Ancient.

Only one of those has relevance when discussing GTIR.

[iva cosworth]

I also went to the fruit n veg market.