Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[hidetheelephants]

Fishtigua said:

Just got back from my mate's wedding party. Hoping to hit on some cute bridesmaids. Nope, a dead dog had better fleas. The prettiest one had a tattoo on her boobie.

I'm ooout!

I did give him. as a prezzie, a copy of this months Octane magazine to take with him for his honeymoon. Full of Lotus Esprits, he has them.

A single boobie? I thought they took a partner for life?

[DickyC]

Fun Bus said:

Right. The optics.

The man from the weights and measures department came down to the bar. To prevent being busted I filled empty spirit bottles with water and attached optics.

However. The 'free pour' collection remains and I said to the weights and measures man that they had opened in transit and would have optics applied. Honestly.

That was George from the village. He's been pulling the "I'm from Weights and Measures" gag for years. Still, I imagine we've seen the last of him as the purpose of his subterfuge was to down the measured quantities. Water in this case, you say. All's well that ends well.

Subject to approval by the committee, I say we leave the optics on and tell the story of George the alcohol-free Weights and Measures man as often as required.

[pad58]

Morning.

[DickyC]

Ah, there you are.

[michael243]

Not been up at 6 for over two years, the first time I ever went to London I was up at 6, done that four times and decided it's worth staying in bed for that extra hour

[DickyC]

The early bird, Michael, the early bird.

[hidetheelephants]

I don't like worms for breakfast, especially with a hangover. Hair of the dog please, barkeep.

[DickyC]

Give me one more shot bartender, just before I go
Well, give me one more shot bartender, just before I go
I have had my fun and I don't feel well no more

:drfeelgood:

[DickyC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev7OvcxPsi0

[EvoDelta]

Morning. Off to the zoo today.

[DickyC]

Early Worms.

Friday morning's tradition is currently to stop for coffee and croissant to take into work. Yesterday I couldn't find a parking space but it was about six o'clock so I parked on the forecourt of a small business.



You have to hope the standard of their work is better than their

[Fishtigua]

It's not the same without Wilko, but brekkie is almost ready.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3gVzE2YxWw

[Battyfine]

It's exhaust fettling day!!

[DickyC]

There must be a witty answer to that but none of us can think of it.

[ali_kat]

Morning

Still in bed

I get married in 12 weeks

Going to see my Daddy today, need to see if he'll be able to walk with me & read his speech (that I've written with insights from him) or if my brother will help him (I think I'm going to have to read the speech!)

Also going to get my birthday present & eat burgers, proper handmade, choice of cooked burgers

[DickyC]

ali, we're proud of you. Proud of you for several reasons, not least of which is you discussing eating burgers 12 weeks before your wedding when most ladies would be on a starvation diet.

Sterling work.

[ali_kat]

Eta - I am what I am, I watched Mum yoyo diet without success & my cousin starve herself with success. I like food, I need to loose a few lbs to be honest, but I can do that AND eat

Plus, I have my dress, it fits - I can't diet too much or it won't fit!!

Edited by ali_kat on Saturday 26th July 09:44

[Impasse]

Well, that was strange. Completely zonked out last night, it was like clicking off a switch. That's not happened for a while - not without copious amounts of alcohol being involved anyway. Get to do it all over again today too, but have to stop at the florist first to collect 90 helium filled balloons. (I'm looking forward to completing that journey with a squeaky voice.)



Glad to hear you're finally getting to have a man lay his hands on your pipework Batty. It should stop that annoying noise once and for all. (You can make your own Talks too much jokes later.)

[iva cosworth]

[quote=Daily Trivia]iva exhausted by copious use of innuendo about women's pipes/quote]

Hello.

[Fun Bus]

The amount of time my neighbour has been dicking about with his hedge trimmers is disproportional to how much he has to cut with them. I don't know what the fk he's doing and I'm in bed so can't be arsed to look.