Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[Chim]

DickyC said:

Fun Bus said:

Anyway. In light of the wedding tomorrow I've just given my shoes a good polish.

Is it just me who finds polishing shoes strangely therapeutic?

The rest of us leave our shoes outside the door of the mess for Battert, the wrinkled retainer, to clean. That's therapeutic and not strange.

Seriously, you actually polish your own shoes, you're pulling my chain again aren't you……next you you will trying to tell me that people dress themselves in the morning and clean there own mansions.

[Zwolf]

Chim said:

next you you will trying to tell me that people dress themselves in the morning and clean there own mansions.

In fairness, it's better than cleaning other people's.

[leafspring]

Justayellowbadge said:

leafspring said:

I updated "java" and now my laptop doesn't work

fk you computer s!

You updated Java, or clicked on 'yes' from a fraudulent pop up from an illegal streaming site?

Genuine Java (Oracle) came up whilst I did a windows update, no browsers open.

I don't stream anything... too risky, much dodgyness

[Impasse]

Battert. Is that his name? How embarrassing. I've been calling him Butter all these years.

[leafspring]

Zwolf said:

Chim said:

next you you will trying to tell me that people dress themselves in the morning and clean there own mansions.

In fairness, it's better than cleaning other people's.

I look after other peoples gin palaces for a living

[Justayellowbadge]

Ch 5 now.

Kids and guns.

Speechless.

[VinceFox]

I just realised porkins from star wars is lt. eckhart in the tim button batman.

[Chim]

Justayellowbadge said:

Ch 5 now.

Kids and guns.

Speechless.

FFS, its channel 4, have just watched 2 minutes of Big brother, I could be scarred for fking life now

[leafspring]

Spoiler alert: Porkins dies

IOTN: I'm going to have a bath and go to bed

[Justayellowbadge]

Chim said:

FFS, its channel 4, have just watched 2 minutes of Big brother, I could be scarred for fking life now

Profound apologies.

I would not wish that on anyone.

[Zwolf]

Chim said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Ch 5 now.

Kids and guns.

Speechless.

FFS, its channel 4, have just watched 2 minutes of Big brother, I could be scarred for fking life now

Took you a long time to press that button again. 2 whole minutes, minus 3-5 nanoseconds too long.

[Chim]

Zwolf said:

Chim said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Ch 5 now.

Kids and guns.

Speechless.

FFS, its channel 4, have just watched 2 minutes of Big brother, I could be scarred for fking life now

Took you a long time to press that button again. 2 whole minutes, minus 3-5 nanoseconds too long.

I was fooking traumatised man, had I not managed to gather myself and compose I could very well have drifted off into comatose state.

Bloody close call that one

[Chim]

These people are total nut jobs.

[Justayellowbadge]

Chim said:

These people are total nut jobs.

I despair for a world that markets .44 magnum children's rifles.

For 4 year olds.

[McAndy]

Cheap English wine on a school night.

Not. Good.

Also, ~3 weeks until the back of house is remodelled and I can have a machine wash the dishes for me.

Excited? Moi?

[Chim]

Justayellowbadge said:

Chim said:

These people are total nut jobs.

I despair for a world that markets .44 magnum children's rifles.

For 4 year olds.

its the attitudes that amaze me, guy is sitting around the table with his family teaching them how to strip down assault rifles. His reason, they have to be able to protect themselves should a burglar turn up…..so they need to protect themselves... with fking assault rifles, is he expecting to get burgled by a division of fooking Marines.

[Justayellowbadge]

Chim said:

its the attitudes that amaze me, guy is sitting around the table with his family teaching them how to strip down assault rifles. His reason, they have to be able to protect themselves should a burglar turn up…..so they need to protect themselves... with fking assault rifles, is he expecting to get burgled by a division of fooking Marines.

Competition girl is absolutely hanging to get back to mum and non mental step dad, I suspect.

[Chim]

Justayellowbadge said:

Chim said:

its the attitudes that amaze me, guy is sitting around the table with his family teaching them how to strip down assault rifles. His reason, they have to be able to protect themselves should a burglar turn up…..so they need to protect themselves... with fking assault rifles, is he expecting to get burgled by a division of fooking Marines.

Competition girl is absolutely hanging to get back to mum and non mental step dad, I suspect.

Yip, classic comment by the mum thats little four year old shot himself, she is campaigning for safer guns for kids……holy titty christ, you could not make it up. The very notion of Guns, safe and kids in the same sentence is the worst oxymoron ever.

[Chim]

This next one is a belter as well, think I will take the gun totting 10 year old over this annoying, ugly ginger freak

[Chunkymonkey71]

Cheers uncle Reeshard!