Tell us something really 23 about your life (vol trivial)

[DickyC]

Stop looking everyone. I found iva. He was in the junk mail under the emails imploring me to enlarge my appendages and wear genuine fake Rolexes.

[iva cosworth]

Was anyone actually looking ?

I left a post it stuck on the bar top but it may have got thrown away before anyone got to read it.

[DickyC]

Ah, no. Blame the cleaners. Blame Battert. Blame the goat.

[iva cosworth]

Did the goat get into the bar again,left a right mess last time,poop everywhere.

[iva cosworth]

I'm going to Ford Fair tomorrow .....in a Fiat.....and I have a stand pass to go inside.

As the Escort Cosworth stand has inexplicably been allocated in 2 places,I have been told by the

organiser he hopes to get all the Fords on one bit leaving me to hog the whole of the other area

in a Fiat.

That'll cheer me up,if I don't get ejected.

[BHC]

iva cosworth said:

I'm going to Ford Fair tomorrow .....in a Fiat.....and I have a stand pass to go inside.

As the Escort Cosworth stand has inexplicably been allocated in 2 places,I have been told by the

organiser he hopes to get all the Fords on one bit leaving me to hog the whole of the other area

in a Fiat.

That'll cheer me up,if I don't get ejected.

I'd come for moral support, but we're too busy at work. I doubt I'll have a day off until September or after, including bank holiday and my birthday

And that glass is truly excellent. I would apply if I could do it justice. I'd hate to fail it.

[iva cosworth]

Moral and other supports always welcome.

[DickyC]

iva cosworth said:

Did the goat get into the bar again,left a right mess last time,poop everywhere.

Thank goodness you're back. Goat Poop. Genius.

This evening's TT Punch has a name.

Now we just need a recipe and some ingreedaments.

This one is not going to be based on BBQ firelighter fluid, okay?

Zing!! yes. Firelighter fluid, no.

[DickyC]

Goat Poop Punch is crying out for Baileys. You see? We have the colour straight off.

[iva cosworth]

Can't be any worse than the "drain clear" version 2.0

[DickyC]

The less said the better.

[Fishtigua]

Who ever slipped in the bottle of Green Chartreuse into the punch, knows goats way too intimately.

[Impasse]

At the risk of turning this into the Match thread, I don't get them - I really don't! Just been to see the girl who couldn't come to see Izzard last night as she was concerned I wouldn't go on my own and to let her know I had a good time (and to gloat a bit). I suggested that as she's missed out on an evening out perhaps she'd let me make it up to her on a free evening.
"Ooh, sorry. I don't think I'd be comfortable doing that." WTF? Different breed, I'm absolutely certain. Definitely a different logic process.

[Gretchen]

Romans have just got a Huracan in for sale. In my colour. Just days before my birthday. What a coincidence.

[pad58]

Me.

Flashy light.

[Impasse]

Gretchen said:

Romans have just got a Huracan in for sale. In my colour. Just days before my birthday. What a coincidence.

Oh. Ok. I wish you'd said earlier. I'll have to send back the 458 now and I'm not sure where the receipt is.

[Gretchen]

Impasse said:

Gretchen said:

Romans have just got a Huracan in for sale. In my colour. Just days before my birthday. What a coincidence.

Oh. Ok. I wish you'd said earlier. I'll have to send back the 458 now and I'm not sure where the receipt is.

Before you do anything rash, what colour is it?

[Impasse]

Gretchen said:

Before you do anything rash, what colour is it?

Yellow. But no matter, I'll remove the wrapping and post it back.

[hidetheelephants]

iva cosworth said:

Did the goat get into the bar again,left a right mess last time,poop everywhere.

Goats? Anyone fancy a kebab?

[bazza white]

I'm officialy not longer used to a desktop PC and mouse. I sat at my PC desk to do a CV got distracted by YouTube. I sat there pressing my finger into the screen trying to load a video before realising it wasn't a touch screen