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slipstream 1985

12,123 posts

178 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Dog Star said:
The Crack Fox said:
A machine that makes those smug, obnoxious wkers show a shred of grace, sincerity or modesty. We've put a man on the moon but I'm still not overly optimistic we can make Deborah Meaden do anything other than look at people like they're dogst.
I must confess that I have a filthy fantasy about Debirah Meaden dressed as a tight, PVC-clad dominatrix.

getmecoat
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ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

137 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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I think there's a market for some kind of automatic taser which could be carried discreetly on your person and would be triggered by grammatical errors. It would, of course, fire at any offender within a radius of 15 feet.

Beyond Rational

3,524 posts

214 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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An electronic device that automatically says no for Duncan, offers a 50% share (if Peter goes in) for Deborah, sidelines Piers Linney and accepts the ideas of any crying women for Peter. The device also automatically classes Kelly Hoppen as irrelevant, unless the proposal before them involves the choosing of typefaces for a lifestyle magazine.

monthefish

20,439 posts

230 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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^^
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vx220

2,689 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Fried Egg Sauce

In a squeezy bottle, just 50secs in the microwave for runny, dippy yokes!!!

Better than Reggie Reggie sauce, and that's sold loads...

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

150 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Morningside said:
Three wheel drive reliant robin.
Could be done, using the wheel/motor off a dodgem car, you'd have to detune the dodgem car of course.

OldJohnnyYen

1,455 posts

148 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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I'd pitch my idea for a bungee jumping centre for disabled people. £100k gets them a 20% in spastics on elastics.

Bisonhead

1,567 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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OldJohnnyYen said:
I'd pitch my idea for a bungee jumping centre for disabled people. £100k gets them a 20% in spastics on elastics.
eek

W124

1,495 posts

137 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Dragons don't have dens! They have LAIRS - and for that reason, I'm out.

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.

ZesPak

24,420 posts

195 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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OldJohnnyYen said:
I'd pitch my idea for a bungee jumping centre for disabled people. £100k gets them a 20% in spastics on elastics.
redcard

rofl

Looket

688 posts

120 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Magnetic shoes.

Because you look really greedy picking up unwanted pennies off the floor. Subtly step on one, and collect at your convenience. Or leave it and use as an emergency cash fund in case you get robbed by scary men in a dark alley. Would sell like hot cakes in Scotland.

Plus, if someone ever installs a magnetic floor somewhere useful you could hover skate to your desired destination at roughly 700 mph (my calculation). Just don't forget your helmet.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Monkey tennis.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

147 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.
laugh

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

179 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.
I'm not sure this idea has enough support.

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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HOGEPH said:
Monkey tennis.
I'm out.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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ManFromDelmonte said:
Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...

Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....

I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.
I'm not sure this idea has enough support.
What are the bullet points?

Mr Whippy

28,943 posts

240 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
HOGEPH said:
Monkey tennis.
I'm out.
hehe

My idea is the hover-board.

I need £10 billion investment and would offer 10% share.

Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Mr Whippy said:
Monkeylegend said:
HOGEPH said:
Monkey tennis.
I'm out.
hehe

My idea is the hover-board.

I need £10 billion investment and would offer 10% share.
You might be better with a stockmarket flotation.

Mr Whippy

28,943 posts

240 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Hmmmm

Start a Kickstarter project for a hover-board.

Attract lots of attention.

Get FB to buy it for billions hehe

You can't go wrong with that.

Social hovering!