Discussion
Dog Star said:
The Crack Fox said:
A machine that makes those smug, obnoxious wkers show a shred of grace, sincerity or modesty. We've put a man on the moon but I'm still not overly optimistic we can make Deborah Meaden do anything other than look at people like they're dogst.
I must confess that I have a filthy fantasy about Debirah Meaden dressed as a tight, PVC-clad dominatrix. An electronic device that automatically says no for Duncan, offers a 50% share (if Peter goes in) for Deborah, sidelines Piers Linney and accepts the ideas of any crying women for Peter. The device also automatically classes Kelly Hoppen as irrelevant, unless the proposal before them involves the choosing of typefaces for a lifestyle magazine.
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...
Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
Magnetic shoes.
Because you look really greedy picking up unwanted pennies off the floor. Subtly step on one, and collect at your convenience. Or leave it and use as an emergency cash fund in case you get robbed by scary men in a dark alley. Would sell like hot cakes in Scotland.
Plus, if someone ever installs a magnetic floor somewhere useful you could hover skate to your desired destination at roughly 700 mph (my calculation). Just don't forget your helmet.
Because you look really greedy picking up unwanted pennies off the floor. Subtly step on one, and collect at your convenience. Or leave it and use as an emergency cash fund in case you get robbed by scary men in a dark alley. Would sell like hot cakes in Scotland.
Plus, if someone ever installs a magnetic floor somewhere useful you could hover skate to your desired destination at roughly 700 mph (my calculation). Just don't forget your helmet.
Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...
Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...
Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
ManFromDelmonte said:
Monkeylegend said:
Wacky Racer said:
I have this idea for an easy opening bra, where the strap unbuckles at the back just by touching it with one finger...
Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
You would go bust within 6 months.Saves all that embarrassing fumbling by young teenage lads, whilst parked up in their dad's car down a dark country lane....
I reckon I would sell between 20,000 and 30,000 in the first year, and would pitch for £250,000 for a 10% share in my company..
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