Struggling to choose a name for son

Struggling to choose a name for son

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Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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GrizzlyBear said:
Naming a kid is always difficult. I never understood people who name their kid something odd, not only does the child have to go through the trial of teachers getting their name wrong for their entire school life, but the other kids will make fun of them, you may as well call them “Target” as that is what they will be.

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idiotgap

2,112 posts

133 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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GrizzlyBear said:
Naming a kid is always difficult. I never understood people who name their kid something odd, not only does the child have to go through the trial of teachers getting their name wrong for their entire school life, but the other kids will make fun of them, you may as well call them “Target” as that is what they will be.

Luca - not unless you live in Italy.
Felix - that is a cats name, are you really thinking of naming your son after a cat? Why not just call him tiddles and be done with it!

I tried to think of something that can work in several work environments: David for example, and there is David, our powerfully built director nothing wrong there, if he wants to become a builder, works there too. Now try the same with Archibald, doesn’t quite work (no offence intended to any Archibald out there).

I would avoid anything like William that will get shortened to Willy or initials that spell something, sibling names can be an issue, I know two brothers called Bill and Ted (in their early 60s, and both now avoid the word "excellent").

Avoid weird spellings, he will have to explain/correct it for the rest of his life. So how about one of:
David
Daniel
Christopher
John
Mark
Mathew
Samuel
Thomas

Stick to the usual stuff and they will be OK, or just name the boy after the richest relative without an heir…

Now for the middle name...
I'll bite...

Because... names can be powerful and evocative. With a relatively unusual name one can make one's mark. We might as well all be known by our national insurance numbers. You can always give your child a boring middle name to fall back on.

I am glad there was a Woolf Barnato, I am glad I named my 3rd son Felix (and not Tiddles which wouldn't have been quite the same).

I've been called David for a number of years now, my boss is called David, my two brothers-in-law are both called David (100% true). I found out I've been selected to form part of a planning committee this morning, in 11 people on the committee 3 of them are called David.

I might be wrong, but I don't think the OP has commented since post 1. Seems to have gone off for some deep cogitation, I hope he comes back and let's us know what he chose...

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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I'd go with Konkrete. It'd take a real idiot in the playground to pick on a kid called Konkrete

SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

196 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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Me and my wife had Lachlan if we were going to have a boy, Elodie for a girl.

We had a girl. But if we have another child and it's a boy, we'll still go with Lachlan.

Unusual names always trump boring ones. Mind you, it is easier to name girls than boys, imo.

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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A school friend who emigrated to Australia (in)famously named his first born Tarquin (or Quentin, can't remember) to 'toughen him up' when he gets in the playground.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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there are some staff at work, who I'm advise have either called their children (or grandchildren)

Barclay

Kaxon (apparently an alteration of Jason ??)

Acer

female Indi Rose


these poor children have no hope.



maw

91 posts

239 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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Hugh?

Turbodiesel1976

1,957 posts

170 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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I'd go with 'Kenneth'

I've never met a Kenneth or Ken that I didn't like

Good people

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

176 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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I reckon being able to choose a name for your offspring without the help of the internet should be a prerequisite for parenthood.

Feel free to post up when it's time for their first car though....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 1st May 2014
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Have we had Zeppelin Klaxon Parpparp Heaton yet...?

Sorry if a repost.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 2nd May 2014
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Thought of naming him after a well known place...?

Watford Gap Heaton, say...?

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Friday 2nd May 2014
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have we had 'Underfloor' yet?

Spanglepants

1,743 posts

137 months

Friday 2nd May 2014
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Clarence?

One of my workmates daughter named their baby Valentino!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Friday 2nd May 2014
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one of my boy's kindergarten buddies has just got a new baby brother, called Leonidas

"This is Spartaaaa!"

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 2nd May 2014
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Tinker Bell Heaton...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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Just had a thought. Does your family have a nautical bent..?

If so, what about naming him after a ship?

Nothing daft like Titanic, that would be stupid. Something like...

Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic Heaton...

fathomfive

9,922 posts

190 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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On similar lines, but slightly more dynamic:

Tea Clipper Heaton


Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
Nothing daft like Titanic, that would be stupid. Something like...
Olympic Heaton?

Hesperus Heaton?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 5th May 2014
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You've got me going now...

Tirpitz Heaton.





Don't mention the war. I did, but I think I got away with it...

Vincecj

471 posts

123 months

Wednesday 7th May 2014
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ClassicMotorNut said:
Luca's horrible.

I quite like Vincent.
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