Struggling to choose a name for son

[mybrainhurts]

Turnde Heaton

[Pit Pony]

Joseph
Edward
Sue

[Mobile Chicane]

anonymous said:

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In Channel 4 documentaries about demonically behaved children, the brat in question nearly always seems to be called 'Luca'.

[Morningside]

Or my great grandfathers name Cornelius which I always thought sounded cool.

[mybrainhurts]

Morningside said:

Or my great grandfathers name Cornelius which I always thought sounded cool.

Bugger me, thought that was a brand of corned beef...

[Ayahuasca]

mybrainhurts said:

Turnde Heaton

Makes three of us who have suggested that already.

[mybrainhurts]

Ayahuasca said:

mybrainhurts said:

Turnde Heaton

Makes three of us who have suggested that already.

Aye, taking a bloody long time to warm up...

[smn159]

Vernon

or Denzel

how about Moon Unit?

[SuperDude]

Super Heaton

Owa Heaton

Mega Heaton

Under-Floor Heaton

Heating Heaton

Rick James (drop your surname)

Trojan (drop all surnames)

? (drop all names)

Prince Heaton

Child Previously Called Heaton

Eton Heaton

Elvis

[Pommygranite]

Is he likely to be a ranga? If so it doesn't matter what his name is he'll still get abused.

So just call him Bob.

On a serious note why do people seem to want to live their personalities through their kids names. By trying to be different you're just the same.

Give him a name that conveys no judgement.

[SuperDude]

Sgt Heaton!

Vice President Heaton

Jr Vice President Heaton

[Jam Spavlin]

Maximus Power Thrust Turbo Dave Muhammad Heaton?

[FatSumo]

Telemachus

[Willy Nilly]

anonymous said:

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Luca will be great when he gets a flat on the second floor.

[mikees]

I started thinking Lazarus was a piss take but it sounds brilliant !

Lazarus Heaton sounds great.


How about Lazarus Heaton QC


Mike

[dave_s13]

TEKNOPUG said:

Dave

Can't go wrong with Dave... I know from experience.

My 6m old boy is called Gabriel.... Took us months to settle on that. Girls names are much easier.

[mybrainhurts]

anonymous said:

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You bd...

[Vaud]

Stirling Heaton

Or if you want to be kind, throw in a first name as well.

David Stirling Heaton

[Negative Creep]

N Dentressangle said:

Central

[mybrainhurts]

Afterburner Heaton