What price to embarrass yourself?

What price to embarrass yourself?

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OldTimeTim

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48 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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My days as a senior manager are long gone and now I watch on with surprise in my more mundane role at some of the outrageous things my young colleagues get up to.

The lads in our office have been challenging each other to ever-more bizarre and outrageous stunts in the last couple of months and we've had some daft, dangerous and disgusting "bets" proposed and, as yet, always carried out.

The latest defies belief really - one lad has been challenged to wet himself, in his suit, during next month's regional sales meeting. The offer so far is up to £500. He reckons if it gets to £750, he'll do it!!

Would you be tempted? At that, or any other price?

z4RRSchris99

11,285 posts

179 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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lads lads lads

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

198 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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No, but I hope he follows it through.

And follows through.

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
The latest defies belief really - one lad has been challenged to wet himself, in his suit, during next month's regional sales meeting. The offer so far is up to £500. He reckons if it gets to £750, he'll do it!!

Would you be tempted? At that, or any other price?
Nuff said.

Jasandjules

69,910 posts

229 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Nothing would make me do that.

theshrew

6,008 posts

184 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Good effort from that LAD

Would cost a lot more for me to do that.

Justaredbadge

37,068 posts

188 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Jasandjules said:
Nothing would make me do that.
Agreed. Wearing a suit...*shudder*

iphonedyou

9,253 posts

157 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Cost benefit analysis - £750 vs cost of suit + loss of self esteem

I like suits and spend a disproportionate amount of my income on them so... nope. As for the self esteem.... good lordy, no!

TheExcession

11,669 posts

250 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
Would you be tempted? At that, or any other price?
You are Nev Wilshire AICMFP

hehe

Me? I'll do practically anything for a bit of money, unfortunately both Grandmothers are long gone now, so no sale there. Some of the stuff Young Mr Gryls presents leaves me questioning just what I'd do.

As for wetting myself during a presentation, and if there were no customers present, I wouldn't do it on purpose, accidents do happen though.

Seriously though Tim, which arena are you working in where the competition is so high that people feel they need to piss themselves in order to top-up their salary?


Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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It's got to be young lads flogging mobile phones in cheapjack shops for commission only surely, if it's worth pissing themselves for £750.

At least bri-nylon is drip dry...

THX

2,348 posts

122 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Erm, one night I charged my mate one pint per text message from my phone... Parents were out-of-bounds, but I did have to apologise to a few people the morning after.

(whilst hungover at his expense)


DanielSan

18,799 posts

167 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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THX said:
Erm, one night I charged my mate one pint per text message from my phone... Parents were out-of-bounds, but I did have to apologise to a few people the morning after.

(whilst hungover at his expense)
I kind of like the idea of this game hehe

OldTimeTim

Original Poster:

48 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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TheExcession said:
You are Nev Wilshire AICMFP

hehe

Me? I'll do practically anything for a bit of money, unfortunately both Grandmothers are long gone now, so no sale there. Some of the stuff Young Mr Gryls presents leaves me questioning just what I'd do.

As for wetting myself during a presentation, and if there were no customers present, I wouldn't do it on purpose, accidents do happen though.

Seriously though Tim, which arena are you working in where the competition is so high that people feel they need to piss themselves in order to top-up their salary?
I wish had a tenth of Nev Wilshire's money! But yes, I see where you are coming from.

Our organisation (and I'm just a minnow on the outside of things) sells vending machine contracts, leases and all associated supplies. The lads concerned are the many sales reps.

The bet came about because apparently - and I wouldn't know as I don't go to such events - the Regional Sales Director has a real passion about no distractions during the meetings, ie no mobile phones ringing, no-one leaving the room, etc. somebody said, "I'd go out if I needed a pee"' hence the response of ""I bet you wouldn't ..." You can guess the rest.

The young bloke concerned is a bit of a 'chancer' - you'll know the type and I honestly wouldn't put it past him to actually do it.

StottyEvo

6,860 posts

163 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Sales Reps... Say no more, usually big charicters and extroverts.

Fair play to the lad if he does it laugh

SlimRick

2,258 posts

165 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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I hope he'll split the £750 with the cleaners!

DuraAce

4,240 posts

160 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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P*** yourself for a pound.

A challenge I've seen done many times in the RAF.

GG89

3,527 posts

186 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Cheap suit from ASDA is the order of the day.


2222

295 posts

151 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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StottyEvo said:
Sales Reps... Say no more, usually big charicters and extroverts.

Fair play to the lad if he does it laugh
Really?
He must be poor.
The ones I know wouldn't do it for ten times that

Marty63

2,347 posts

174 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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Influenced by jack ass and dirty sanchez no doubt

THX

2,348 posts

122 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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DanielSan said:
THX said:
Erm, one night I charged my mate one pint per text message from my phone... Parents were out-of-bounds, but I did have to apologise to a few people the morning after.

(whilst hungover at his expense)
I kind of like the idea of this game hehe
It's pretty decent if you've got a well known gobste of a mate. You can just claim he stole it, or switched it (if you've got the same phone, or an iPhone cos everyone's got iPhones) and all offensive text are brushed off as him being a tool.

Mind, did cause some issues when asking my other mates ex lass if she was up for a three-some (without her ex) and she never explicitly said 'no'!