What price to embarrass yourself?

What price to embarrass yourself?

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Pit Pony

8,701 posts

122 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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£750 you say? Tax Free? NIC Free? 40% tax bracket ? It's worth £1300 before tax.

Yes, I'd do it.

(I'd fake it with an elaborate pipe system taking perfumed cold water from a hot water bottle strapped flat to my back, and I'd explain to my manager that I was going to do it, and give half the money to a charity of his choice, and get him in on faking the dealing with the aftermath)

Leptons

5,116 posts

177 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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GG89 said:
Cheap suit from ASDA is the order of the day.
You do realise piss washes out. It's not going to be write off.

DUMBO100

1,878 posts

185 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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I read that whole post in a "Nev" accent too. If these guys are supposed "Sales" people is £750 not a disproportionately amount of money versus lost commission . The minutes his clients find out then goodbye commission. I wouldn't shake the hand of "Mr Pissypants" to close a deal. Therefore he must be st at sales and figures £750 is more than he would have earned anyway

StottyEvo

6,860 posts

164 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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2222 said:
StottyEvo said:
Sales Reps... Say no more, usually big charicters and extroverts.

Fair play to the lad if he does it laugh
Really?
He must be poor.
The ones I know wouldn't do it for ten times that
Are the ones that you know big charicters and extroverts?

Jezzerh

816 posts

123 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Someone needs to up the ante and offer double if he craps himself as well.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

266 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Jezzerh said:
Someone needs to up the ante and offer double if he craps himself as well.
...then licks his suit clean, and says "sorry Daddy" to anyone who tells him it's disgusting.

Your ante wasn't upped enough.

ArsE92

21,020 posts

188 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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I didn't know people like this existed.

I'm confused.

2222

295 posts

152 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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StottyEvo said:
2222 said:
StottyEvo said:
Sales Reps... Say no more, usually big charicters and extroverts.

Fair play to the lad if he does it laugh
Really?
He must be poor.
The ones I know wouldn't do it for ten times that
Are the ones that you know big characters and extroverts?
Some are and some aren't.
The more successful ones seem not to be.
But none would do that for many multiples of £750

OldTimeTim

Original Poster:

48 posts

126 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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I honestly don't think the money is that important in all of this, although obviously he'll hold out for the best possible sum and I wouldn't be surprised if it went higher. It's just all about meeting the challenge for these guys but I've not known anything quite as extreme as this one. The problem, I guess, is the longer-term consequences if it all goes a bit wrong.

Anyway, as I said he's a confident sort with a fair bit of bravado about him and a bit more egging on might just push him there. Whether he'd have the balls to go through with it when the time came remains to be seen.

The meeting is in about 10 days time.

9mm

3,128 posts

211 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
I honestly don't think the money is that important in all of this, although obviously he'll hold out for the best possible sum and I wouldn't be surprised if it went higher. It's just all about meeting the challenge for these guys but I've not known anything quite as extreme as this one. The problem, I guess, is the longer-term consequences if it all goes a bit wrong.

Anyway, as I said he's a confident sort with a fair bit of bravado about him and a bit more egging on might just push him there. Whether he'd have the balls to go through with it when the time came remains to be seen.

The meeting is in about 10 days time.
Cobblers - it's all about the money in sales.

What's the product? My money's on copiers or stationery.



OldTimeTim

Original Poster:

48 posts

126 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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9mm said:
Cobblers - it's all about the money in sales.

What's the product? My money's on copiers or stationery.
See earlier post - vending machines, supplies, etc

2222

295 posts

152 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
9mm said:
Cobblers - it's all about the money in sales.

What's the product? My money's on copiers or stationery.
See earlier post - vending machines, supplies, etc
you should have taken his money wink

BHC

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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It won't ruin the suit. It's mostly water anyway.

I wouldn't do it for £750. I would do it for the right price, but I won't know how much until I get the offer.....

Kermit power

28,713 posts

214 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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If he's got any sense, he'd just go for a pee before going into the meeting room and just hold back the last few squirts...

Art0ir

9,402 posts

171 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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THX said:
Erm, one night I charged my mate one pint per text message from my phone... Parents were out-of-bounds, but I did have to apologise to a few people the morning after.

(whilst hungover at his expense)
That's an excellent idea.

AyBee

10,546 posts

203 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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L.A.D. Virgil.

OldTimeTim

Original Poster:

48 posts

126 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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It's all agreed, supposedly.

He's 'doing it' on Wednesday - for £800!

The "rules" are being drawn up today.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

226 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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We used to play this game when we were younger. Basically name some who you wouldn't shag and then "name her price".

Looking back, the fees banded about at 15/16 we rediculously low, I think the highest was something like £2k for a right munter hehe

Then again, back then £50 would see you have an epic weekend in my mates shed which was packed to the rafters with women, booze & drugs hehe

Ari

19,353 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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OldTimeTim said:
It's all agreed, supposedly.

He's 'doing it' on Wednesday - for £800!

The "rules" are being drawn up today.
What a loser.

OldTimeTim

Original Poster:

48 posts

126 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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Ari said:
What a loser.
...but 800 quid richer!