What price to embarrass yourself?

[Ari]

As I said earlier - loser.

[Jasandjules]

KFC said:

I'm struggling to believe there was anything truthful posted here. Simply no way someone destroys their reputation, loses their job and makes themselves unemployable for £800

I would have agreed with you but I read the second page....

[Disastrous]

So he bottled it and ended up half-pissing himself?

What a bell. If he'd just done it, it would obviously have been a setup whereas now it just looks like he's genuinely unable to not piss himself and nobody will pay up.

I despair!

[Marti99]

What a douche.

[schmalex]

He sounds like a real player

As has been previously said, not only did he not manage to fulfil his side if the agreement, he managed to make it look like he soiled himself accidentally and then didn't have the balls to stay around for the remainder of the day

[24lemons]

Wow that's pathetic. I'm just glad that I do not have to associate with people who think that sort of thing is funny or acceptable.

[Hoofy]

The carpet will smell of piss over summer...

[Koofler]

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

[Pit Pony]

Koofler said:

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

Had you asked an Engineer to do it, we would have tested the method over the weekend a couple of times, to ensure success.

An engineer might have rigged up some fakery, with a hot water bottle, so that when he leaned against the seat it squashed the hot water bottle and squeezed the 'tizer' out.

And we would have sold it for what it was worth, which was a lot more than sales chav sold it for.

[2222]

Pit Pony said:

Koofler said:

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

Had you asked an Engineer to do it, we would have tested the method over the weekend a couple of times, to ensure success.

An engineer might have rigged up some fakery, with a hot water bottle, so that when he leaned against the seat it squashed the hot water bottle and squeezed the 'tizer' out.

And we would have sold it for what it was worth, which was a lot more than sales chav sold it for.

Being an engineer, you would have built a fine contraption that was more then capable of getting the job done, stress tested to the Nth degree and a work of art
Unfortunately the market value for such a device would be £20 but because you used the finest materials, best engineering methodology and lack any commercial acumen, it would cost £48000 to produce.

Your business wouldn't sell one and you'd blame the chavs in sales

[Tiberius]

2222 said:

Pit Pony said:

Koofler said:

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

Had you asked an Engineer to do it, we would have tested the method over the weekend a couple of times, to ensure success.

An engineer might have rigged up some fakery, with a hot water bottle, so that when he leaned against the seat it squashed the hot water bottle and squeezed the 'tizer' out.

And we would have sold it for what it was worth, which was a lot more than sales chav sold it for.

Being an engineer, you would have built a fine contraption that was more then capable of getting the job done, stress tested to the Nth degree and a work of art
Unfortunately the market value for such a device would be £20 but because you used the finest materials, best engineering methodology and lack any commercial acumen, it would cost £48000 to produce.

Your business wouldn't sell one and you'd blame the chavs in sales

Strange really, most sales monkeys try and sell me £20 worth of tat for £48000......

[2222]

Tiberius said:

2222 said:

Pit Pony said:

Koofler said:

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

Had you asked an Engineer to do it, we would have tested the method over the weekend a couple of times, to ensure success.

An engineer might have rigged up some fakery, with a hot water bottle, so that when he leaned against the seat it squashed the hot water bottle and squeezed the 'tizer' out.

And we would have sold it for what it was worth, which was a lot more than sales chav sold it for.

Being an engineer, you would have built a fine contraption that was more then capable of getting the job done, stress tested to the Nth degree and a work of art
Unfortunately the market value for such a device would be £20 but because you used the finest materials, best engineering methodology and lack any commercial acumen, it would cost £48000 to produce.

Your business wouldn't sell one and you'd blame the chavs in sales

Strange really, most sales monkeys try and sell me £20 worth of tat for £48000......

They wouldn't do if you didn't keep paying

[Tiberius]

2222 said:

Tiberius said:

2222 said:

Pit Pony said:

Koofler said:

Sales Chav in not delivering as promised shocker.

Had you asked an Engineer to do it, we would have tested the method over the weekend a couple of times, to ensure success.

An engineer might have rigged up some fakery, with a hot water bottle, so that when he leaned against the seat it squashed the hot water bottle and squeezed the 'tizer' out.

And we would have sold it for what it was worth, which was a lot more than sales chav sold it for.

Being an engineer, you would have built a fine contraption that was more then capable of getting the job done, stress tested to the Nth degree and a work of art
Unfortunately the market value for such a device would be £20 but because you used the finest materials, best engineering methodology and lack any commercial acumen, it would cost £48000 to produce.

Your business wouldn't sell one and you'd blame the chavs in sales

Strange really, most sales monkeys try and sell me £20 worth of tat for £48000......

They wouldn't do if you didn't keep paying

I Don't, doesn't stop the chancers though

[OldTimeTim]

No £800!!!

[schmalex]

Superb news. I rather hope the idiot is feeling rather ridiculous. Does he still have a job?

[OldTimeTim]

We haven't seen him since - he's taken the rest of the week off!

[STW2010]

OldTimeTim said:

No £800!!!

So to clarify, the mong isn't actually going to get the money?

That is awesome news

[OldTimeTim]

That's right. All the guys in the office have decided that he didn't fulfil the terms of the bet, so no payout.

They've agreed to pay for his dry cleaning only!! Although I suspect he won't take them up on that one!

The big dilemma is whether the other offices should be told anything about what was planned, but as he hasn't been in since, no decision has been taken.

Hopefully he'll be back in on Monday.

[Ari]

I refer you to my earlier comment m'lud.

[vixen1700]

Wow! Just read the OP then jumped to this page.

Dear oh dear, what the fk was the bloke thinking?