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marcgti6 said:
Could the following be attributed to your good self:Oh my God!
I feel so sorry for you OP. I really don't know how you are still living with him. If I were you, I'd leave the f
ker immediately. He's probably making sweet, sweet and passionate love to your sister anyway. All whilst you're sat on your computer crying over the fact that you have to urinate on top of his urine. I piss in the sink and s
t on the toilet seat. Every single time. Does my OH moan? Doe she balls. The woman has respect. Unlike all you moaning Mumsnet b
hes. Even if she did moan, she'd receive a swift back hand to her face and then she'd be given an invitation to leave and never return. Seriously though OP you should get a shewee and piss in the sink. It's liberating.
As for taking my number 2's on the toilet seat all I will say is 'WOW' - it has changed my life! I don't actually poo outside of my own house now. For some reason, it's not more widely practiced and my OH tells me that other people may not be as accepting as her. Seems weird to me but each to their own I guess.
Saying that, I guess it helps that my OH seems to actively enjoy cleaning my fresh steaming poo from our toilet seat. She's a keeper, that's for sure!
marcgti6 said:
Please don't join just to wind them up, PH readers would be pissed off if they did the same. Council Baby said:
budgie smuggler said:
Tried it once, somehow messed up the angle of the dangle and pissed out of the front of the toilet (the gap between the rim and the seat) onto my pulled down trousers. Not my greatest moment and shouldn't think I'll be doing it again 
That happens when you have a tiny cock I'm told, it doesn't dangle enough to get the right trajectory.
Anyway, it was because I was trying to avoid dipping the tip in the water.
beanbag said:
If you lift the ring up you'll quite often find vile yellow dried up piss along the inside edge of the seat.
Agree with what you say. One point to note: the above is due to people pissing with the seat down... namely women. I find it utterly repulsive and would never live with someone like that. I cannot understand why women feel they need to sit anyway.Hoofy said:
beanbag said:
If you lift the ring up you'll quite often find vile yellow dried up piss along the inside edge of the seat.
Agree with what you say. One point to note: the above is due to people pissing with the seat down... namely women. I find it utterly repulsive and would never live with someone like that. I cannot understand why women feel they need to sit anyway.Krupp88 said:
I think there is a myth of high female hygine standards. The ladies in my Department are frequently complaining about the poor state of the womens toilets, although there does not appear to be a female equivalent of the chap who sits in the toliet eating crisps.
There is, but chocolate flakes dropping just melt and look like st, so they assume they're crapping everywhere rather than eating on the toilet.Council Baby said:
There is, but chocolate flakes dropping just melt and look like st, so they assume they're crapping everywhere rather than eating on the toilet.
The next time Cadburys do a advert for the Flake they should have it being eaten in its correct setting - on the bog whilst trying to squeeze one out, none of that indulging in the crumbly snack whist reclining on the sofa.t, so they assume they're crapping everywhere rather than eating on the toilet.Krupp88 said:
Hoofy said:
beanbag said:
If you lift the ring up you'll quite often find vile yellow dried up piss along the inside edge of the seat.
Agree with what you say. One point to note: the above is due to people pissing with the seat down... namely women. I find it utterly repulsive and would never live with someone like that. I cannot understand why women feel they need to sit anyway.Chris
I always leave the toilet clean.
What does get my goat is when your using a public mixed sex loo and there is a woman or female friend in the que behind you, you walk in to piss over the seat. You either wipe it so she doesn't think its you or leave it and she thinks your disgusting.
And I worked In maccy d's for a few month and I have to say the blokes toilets were always cleaner and tidier after a busy saturday, I was shocked the first time I went into a women's loo.
What does get my goat is when your using a public mixed sex loo and there is a woman or female friend in the que behind you, you walk in to piss over the seat. You either wipe it so she doesn't think its you or leave it and she thinks your disgusting.
And I worked In maccy d's for a few month and I have to say the blokes toilets were always cleaner and tidier after a busy saturday, I was shocked the first time I went into a women's loo.
I get told off by mine for cleaning the bog as I apparently don't do it right! We had a discussion and by the end of it I was even more confused and now don't bother unless she's out.
I normally only miss when I'm drunk anyway, normally it's a game of bubble-pop with the water in the pan (we have one of those rim things)
Hair clips, now that does boil my piss, especially when they get caught up in an older vacuum cleaner and play hell with the fan...
I normally only miss when I'm drunk anyway, normally it's a game of bubble-pop with the water in the pan (we have one of those rim things)
Hair clips, now that does boil my piss, especially when they get caught up in an older vacuum cleaner and play hell with the fan...
How does she know her husband sits down for a piss, eh? Has he told her and she believed it? Doe she supervise him every time he goes for a wazz? Has she installed CCTV in the bog so she can keep an eye on the poor down-trodden sod? (if you’re reading this mate: MAN UP and tell her to do one!). The mind - not to mention the bladder - truly boggles! Mind you, there is a woman on that mumsnet thread who claims to stand over her teenaged sons whilst they are urinating to make sure they don’t make a mess, so you never can tell... Yep, those lads will have no complexes from that at all.
Way I see it: it you accidentally slash on the seat then it’s only good manners to wipe it up... it can’t be very nice for your missus to sit in a puddle of cold piss if she sits down without checking the seat for splashback. So show her a bit of consideration and clean up after yourself.
It’s a double-sided coin though IMO: I have never understood women who insist that men have to raise the bog seat, piss, and then lower it back when they’ve finished. Hell with that! You’re a big girl now and you are perfectly capable of lowering the seat all by yourself. Wanting preferential treatment because of your gender is surely a bit sexist?
Way I see it: it you accidentally slash on the seat then it’s only good manners to wipe it up... it can’t be very nice for your missus to sit in a puddle of cold piss if she sits down without checking the seat for splashback. So show her a bit of consideration and clean up after yourself.
It’s a double-sided coin though IMO: I have never understood women who insist that men have to raise the bog seat, piss, and then lower it back when they’ve finished. Hell with that! You’re a big girl now and you are perfectly capable of lowering the seat all by yourself. Wanting preferential treatment because of your gender is surely a bit sexist?
Faust66 said:
It’s a double-sided coin though IMO: I have never understood women who insist that men have to raise the bog seat, piss, and then lower it back when they’ve finished. Hell with that! You’re a big girl now and you are perfectly capable of lowering the seat all by yourself. Wanting preferential treatment because of your gender is surely a bit sexist?
Seat down? Lid down for both genders is the only fair way to leave the toilet. As I explained to my wife - it stops me dropping her toothbrush down the toilet again.eybic said:
marcgti6 said:
Please don't join just to wind them up, PH readers would be pissed off if they did the same. Mumsnet got on the phone to bend the ear of PH and PH folded like a napkin and put temporary bans on some posters (was a few years ago)
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