Mumsnet - Are You A Civilised Male

[ZOLLAR]

offspring86 said:

eybic said:

Please don't join just to wind them up, PH readers would be pissed off if they did the same.

Didn't that happen a few years ago? A few members ended up getting the PH management in trouble with the Mumsnet people. Or I may be going crazy and none of that ever happened.

As above

T'was quite funny though.

[Studio117]

[CanAm]

Well if those bloody women learned to lift the seat up after they've finished there wouldn't be a problem.

[marcgti6]

ZOLLAR said:

Indeed it happened before, PH'ers joined to take the piss.
Mumsnet got on the phone to bend the ear of PH and PH folded like a napkin and put temporary bans on some posters (was a few years ago)

Wasn't aware of that! I won't post again, promise.

[Hoofy]

CanAm said:

Well if those bloody women learned to lift the seat up after they've finished there wouldn't be a problem.

Remember to put down the seat AND the lid. Make the bh do some work.

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

I tend to go down on one knee and flop the old boy over the edge. No splashback, no mess.

[Krupp88]

bazza white said:

Remember these

Just like a sponge, a yellow, stinky, sticky, crusty, sponge.

[surveyor]

offspring86 said:

eybic said:

Please don't join just to wind them up, PH readers would be pissed off if they did the same.

Didn't that happen a few years ago? A few members ended up getting the PH management in trouble with the Mumsnet people. Or I may be going crazy and none of that ever happened.

I think they threw handbags at Garlick. They may not have the new managements names though....

[bigandclever]

I don't sit down for a st, I'm a busy man, things to see, people to do!

[Impasse]

surveyor said:

I think they threw handbags at Garlick. They may not have the new managements names though....

Mumsnet have quite a formidable media presence due to its founder's connections. Haymarket don't posses such an arsenal.

It's one of the reasons why Mumsnet are called upon for comments and quotes so often. Oddly, Netmums has a larger user base but is without such a hotline through to the desks of various editors so can often be overlooked in the search for non-barking mad women. (They're still bonkers on there, just not complete Looney Tunes.)

[benjj]

When I piss I piss everywhere. It comes gushing out like an uncontrolable geyser of foul smelling yellow jelly.

It goes on the floor, walls, bog seat, pelmet, over the taps. Everywhere.

This happens 4-6 times a day so I don't really have time to sort it out each and every time. I tend to just leave it and move house every few years after the bog is too compromised to use.

[smegmore]

One word.

clingfilm.

[fido]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collimator.

[Ken Sington]

Ask if they want to play fireman's hose and direct the stream themselves!

[Rich1973]

I have seen German movies in the past where the women seem quite keen on peeing blokes!
(why are they always German??!)

[Fort Jefferson]

We have enough toilets, not to have to share one. But I still don't p1ss all over the place.

[TheExcession]

Rich1973 said:

I have seen German movies in the past where the women seem quite keen on peeing blokes!
(why are they always German??!)

It doesn't really detract from the spectacle though, the fact they are talking German does it?

[DanielSan]

TheExcession said:

t doesn't really detract from the spectacle though, the fact they are talking German does it?

I find the aggressive accent rather off putting personally

[J4CKO]

I try to leave the toilet clean for anyone who visits it afterwards, as I expect others to do.

However, if blokes did everything their Mumsnet other half's said, what would they moan about, would they stop moaning, or just find something different to moan about, its like they have a certain quote of moaning to get through during the day, like our dog has a barking target he must achieve regardless of setting or stimuli.

[IroningMan]

Captain Muppet said:

Seat down? Lid down for both genders is the only fair way to leave the toilet. As I explained to my wife - it stops me dropping her toothbrush down the toilet again.

Essential in our house - otherwise the cats drink from the bowl.