Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Council Baby said:
Funk said:
Indeed. Has your pool fallen through the balcony floor yet? hehe
rofl

Nope - but I emptied it a couple of weeks back anyway, if summer returns it'll go back up biggrin
One of my staff is extremely Christian and has 'keep calm and pray' on her van keyring.

rolleyes

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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The word season when used to describe a TV series.

Lynchie999

3,428 posts

154 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Stick Legs said:
H22observer said:
"Hubby" ?
This, marks women who use it out as harridans & men who tolerate it as emasculated man- children.
Oh man.. I was going to post this one too! Imagine if blokes said "Wifey" all the time.. I bet that would be considered a derogatory term...

Russwhitehouse

962 posts

132 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Office people who ask me to "revert back" with information they have requested. Contextually incorrect and an attempt to sound "switched on" by by a stuck in a st "management nobody" job.

HappySilver

320 posts

165 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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"My bad"

Your bad what?

PurpleTurtle

7,030 posts

145 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Politicians - normally leftie ones - everywhere these days saying, 'there is a disconnect' when they want to slate the opposition.

Really? 'Disconnect' is a noun is it? Utter fktards are increasingly using this expression to try to appear intelligent and (forgive me for this) 'on message'.

Yes, people do feel disconnected from <whatever bullst you are whining on about> but there is no such thing as a disconnect. Pricks.




Edited by PurpleTurtle on Friday 11th July 15:08

DoctorX

7,310 posts

168 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Axionknight said:
The word season when used to describe a TV series.
and the 'premiere' and 'finale' of a season.

Stuck In A Lift

2,941 posts

172 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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'You know'.

There doesn't seem to be anyone in the BTCC, who can go more than 3 words in a interview without saying it.

Prawnboy

1,326 posts

148 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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H22observer said:
I witnessed somebody use the word "Fall" to refer to the word "Autumn" recently, in the context of release dates for films/games. This person was born in Britain and raised in Birmingham.
to be fair to that person it is a 17th century english word that was taken to the new world. It's just we stopped using it. maybe in the midlands they do, (some of it is a bit old fashioned).

the ones that rub me the wrong way are.....

'5 sleeps until xmas'......i hope you fking die in 4.
'not fit for purpose'......neither are you as a human. fking die.
'i literally couldn't believe it'- die fker die


and any product sold anywhere that has the word luxury in it. eat my luxury st i just made the day after eating your luxury fish pie you fker.

....and breath....

no hang on, i hate that one too, i'm going to have to hurt myself.

SteveC72

155 posts

146 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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I don't mind the proper phrase, but I can't stand when people say 'for all intensive purposes'.


mondeoman

11,430 posts

267 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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The Boy Lard said:
those who finish their sentences with 'do you know what I mean?'

Yep, I've been listening and we're having a conversation, if I did't know, guess what, I'd ask….
That one really gets on my tits.
Are you so fking dumb that you cant explain something using words that I'd understand. fktard.
So tempted to answer with "No"

BHC

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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SteveC72 said:
I don't mind the proper phrase, but I can't stand when people say 'for all intensive purposes'.
Chester draws

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Lynchie999 said:
Stick Legs said:
H22observer said:
"Hubby" ?
This, marks women who use it out as harridans & men who tolerate it as emasculated man- children.
Oh man.. I was going to post this one too! Imagine if blokes said "Wifey" all the time.. I bet that would be considered a derogatory term...
I actually posted this in the "phrases only journalists use" thread, as I've never heard anyone say it in real life.

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

191 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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'Lol'.

So you're laughing out loud at that predictable and unfunny response you've just written to your mate? Really?

I've seen threads on Facebook where 'lol' makes an appearance in every reply. fk off!

I'm sure that the people who use it think that it makes them look more interesting/funny/popular, I don't know.

To me, it's British laziness at its very worst.


Oh, and (as mentioned earlier in the thread) "Can I get some fries with that?" Comes a close 2nd. Usually heard in a fast food place in Birmingham.

Foxeh

1,114 posts

133 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Council Baby said:
rofl

Nope - but I emptied it a couple of weeks back anyway, if summer returns it'll go back up biggrin
And how much jizz did you pump out of it - and the pool... wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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In my line of work, an email rounded off with "Let's discuss".

Which means "Call me please. When you do, I expect you to be able to guess what questions I have thought of without me saying a word, and then give me the answers to them. I know it would be more straightforward for me to tell you what my questions are, but I'm far too lazy to do that".

Nollub

108 posts

231 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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In the supermarket yesterday I heard a "colleague announcement" over their tannoy system. What's wrong with a "staff announcement" for God's sake!

BoRED S2upid

19,721 posts

241 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Axionknight said:
The word season when used to describe a TV series.
I blame America.

TorqueVR

1,840 posts

200 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Shocked - a bit surprised
Traumatised - pissed off (like the girl who managed to get on the wrong plane this week and went to Newcastle instead of Aberdeen). Was "traumatised" and would be unable to ever fly again!!! FFS

GlennT

160 posts

178 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Someone has already beat me to it with "for sure" - popular amongst most of the F1 drivers (or community, which I'm coming to), but also "community" not just when referring to "the community", but also when referencing collective groups - the fishing community, the one legged lesbian frisbee throwing community etc etc. And of course the golden one of all ......

You know! FFS no I don't know! Particularly popular with the less articulate in general, and especially the inarticulate on Today!

Rant over. Thank you.

Edited by GlennT on Friday 11th July 17:41