Life Hacks

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Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Jezzerh said:
Are you alright? You seem tense. Anyway:



I was expecting a sanitary towel-based acoustic solution to be honest.
Star Tip

Playing music on your mobile phone?

Don't.

Just fking don't. rage

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Ganglandboss said:
Jezzerh said:
Are you alright? You seem tense. Anyway:



I was expecting a sanitary towel-based acoustic solution to be honest.
Star Tip

Playing music on your mobile phone?

Don't.

Just fking don't. rage
Should say "Full pint glass".

ConorE

Original Poster:

317 posts

140 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Morningside said:
Should say "Full pint glass".
Couldn't agree more hehe

wildcat45

8,075 posts

189 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Shaolin said:
The thing that puzzles me over these sorts of stories is where the people involved get a fairly large supply of sanitary towels from? I'm guessing they aren't regular issue.
Its always worried me that despite being a long way from home, even in the middle of the sea, Royal Marines can turn out to a party dressed as women in high heels, little black dress etc.

Back to life hacks....When I used to have to get up at 4am every day for my job on the radio, I laid my clothes out in a special way in the house I lived in.

Out of the bathroom, there was a fresh shirt on the top of the landing bannister rail. On the top stair boxers laid flat to step into, inside the similarly arranged trouser. On the second step, socks and shoes. Downstairs erial pre poured, just add milk and go.

I could go from being fast asleep to being showered, dressed fed and on the road in 10 minutes.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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wildcat45 said:
On the top stair boxers laid flat to step into.
I can see no permutation of fail in that strategy. None at all. No way.

wildcat45

8,075 posts

189 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Worked well for 5 years or so.

Dow do you think it could have gone wrong?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Eliminate the cost of toilet tissue by dumping at work, friends, pubs and supermarkets. There are hundreds of places to dump for free. In an emergency, do it in a carrier bag and then hurtle it into your neighbour's garden.


Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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Save a fortune on shopping by shoplifting.

Hoofy

76,372 posts

282 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Dow?

You could have got tangled and tumbled down the stairs.

V8Ford

2,675 posts

166 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Hoofy said:
Dow?

You could have got tangled and tumbled down the stairs.
And then smashed through your front door bk naked, treating a dog walking elderly lady to a view of your chicken skin handbag...

BHC

17,540 posts

179 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Rawwr said:
Eliminate the cost of toilet tissue by dumping at work, friends, pubs and supermarkets. There are hundreds of places to dump for free. In an emergency, do it in a carrier bag and then hurtle it into your neighbour's garden.
But even if you do a st in a carrier bag, you still have to wipe, don't you?

Salgar

3,283 posts

184 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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crossy67

1,570 posts

179 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Salgar said:
Genius, got to try this soon.

Hoofy

76,372 posts

282 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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V8Ford said:
Hoofy said:
Dow?

You could have got tangled and tumbled down the stairs.
And then smashed through your front door bk naked, treating a dog walking elderly lady to a view of your chicken skin handbag...
Or if your front door is made of glass, get yourself a FREE double orchidectomy.

PHmember

2,487 posts

171 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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wildcat45 said:
Out of the bathroom, there was a fresh shirt on the top of the landing bannister rail. On the top stair boxers laid flat to step into, inside the similarly arranged trouser. On the second step, socks and shoes. Downstairs erial pre poured, just add milk and go.
More cheese Gromit?

V8Ford

2,675 posts

166 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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PHmember said:
More cheese Gromit?
biggrin

Shaolin

2,955 posts

189 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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crossy67 said:
Salgar said:
Genius, got to try this soon.
What's happening?

Hoofy

76,372 posts

282 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Shaolin said:
crossy67 said:
Salgar said:
Genius, got to try this soon.
What's happening?
He's removing the egg yolk with ease. Useful if you make meringues. Pointless for everything else because there's nothing wrong with yolks.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

189 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Hoofy said:
He's removing the egg yolk with ease. Useful if you make meringues. Pointless for everything else because there's nothing wrong with yolks.
What's wrong with an upside down egg cup like my granny used to use?

Hoofy

76,372 posts

282 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Shaolin said:
Hoofy said:
He's removing the egg yolk with ease. Useful if you make meringues. Pointless for everything else because there's nothing wrong with yolks.
What's wrong with an upside down egg cup like my granny used to use?
Dunno. I don't see the problem with just scooping it out with my hand.