Life Hacks

[GTIR]

ConorE said:

Double post.

Instead of posting "double post" simply delete the un-wanted post.

[Silver Smudger]

ConorE said:

Zwolf said:

I'm trying that as soon as I can.

Pointed pliers are good for this, especially in tight spaces

[fausTVR]

Glue Rice Crispies to your tyre treads for that authentic gravel driveway feeling as you leave home.

Bumble Bee pelts make attractive and inexpensive pea-cosies.

VIZ top tips of course.

Edited by fausTVR on Saturday 12th July 08:39

[ConorE]

GTIR said:

Instead of posting "double post" simply delete the un-wanted post.

I didn't have the option on a mobile device.

Edit- I get it now, it's too early for 'smart' jokes.

Edited by ConorE on Saturday 12th July 08:39

[Jezzerh]

Genius.

[Vaud]

Jezzerh said:

Genius.

Or mental illness, the boundary is unclear.

[smn159]

After reaching your ideal weight, maintain it by weighing yourself before and after a dump. The weight difference is the amount of food you can eat before having another dump.

[ConorE]

You can keep your teenage child quiet in public areas by threatening to sing loudly.

[Thankyou4calling]

Hard to know which of these are serious. A fun thread :-)

[Ki3r]

ConorE said:

You can keep your teenage child quiet in public areas by threatening to sing loudly.

I can confirm this works...my parents do it all the time!

[wiggy001]

ConorE said:

You can keep your teenage child quiet in public areas by threatening to sing loudly.

Is that how Rolf got away with it for so long?

[RenesisEvo]

http://www.lifehacker.co.uk/

[ConorE]

RenesisEvo said:

http://www.lifehacker.co.uk/

[Hoofy]

Vaud said:

Jezzerh said:

Genius.

Or mental illness, the boundary is unclear.

In what way is hacking out a garden gate and replacing it with coke cans to make it look st and tacky "genius"?

[HereBeMonsters]

Hoofy said:

Vaud said:

Jezzerh said:

Genius.

Or mental illness, the boundary is unclear.

In what way is hacking out a garden gate and replacing it with coke cans to make it look st and tacky "genius"?

Shall I get the whoosh parrot, or do you know where it's kept yourself?

[Hoofy]

HereBeMonsters said:

Hoofy said:

Vaud said:

Jezzerh said:

Genius.

Or mental illness, the boundary is unclear.

In what way is hacking out a garden gate and replacing it with coke cans to make it look st and tacky "genius"?

Shall I get the whoosh parrot, or do you know where it's kept yourself?

I'll go call it in.

[toohuge]

wiggy001 said:

ConorE said:

You can keep your teenage child quiet in public areas by threatening to sing loudly.

Is that how Rolf got away with it for so long?

[toohuge]

wiggy001 said:

ConorE said:

You can keep your teenage child quiet in public areas by threatening to sing loudly.

Is that how Rolf got away with it for so long?

[Baryonyx]

Make your kitchen appear more spacious by placing a pile of sprouts on the bench and pretending they are far-away cabbages.

[King Herald]

GTIR said:

ConorE said:

Double post.

Instead of posting "double post" simply delete the un-wanted post.

I continually tell Facebookers this little gem, when they add another post to apologise for their previous spelling mistakes.

"Just edit the f****in' thing", I cry, "or better still, delete the rubbish entirely".